Holy shit. Try googling the word "forget."

Just saw an article complaining that they made a movie with Grogu instead of an Andor movie. They... They did make an Andor movie.

Three years ago today I did something awesome.

Starting my brat summer.

My Star Wars Hot Takes: 1. Most Star Wars is fine. Some of it moreso, some of it less so. This is different for everyone. 2. The best Star Wars movie is the one you made when you were 7. 3. Complaining about Star Wars isn't a personality. This includes "Han Shot 1st." 4. Hot takes are bullshit.

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Paul Schrader crying at the Safeway cash register.

That's it! Superman is actually KitKat Camel!

I made Spaghetti all'assassina the other night and I can't stop thinking about it.

I'm a big fan of physical media. I tried the whole music on vinyl thing a few years ago, but hot take: CDs are cheaper (especially used), they're more robust, they take up less space, and I think they sound better.

Just finished part of a riffing project I've been working on. I'm pretty damn happy with it, and I look forward to getting it out there. With the proper disclaimer about Fair Dealing under Section 29 of the Canadian Copyright Act, of course.

Super disappointing to see the RetroDaze YouTube channel pivot to AI music garbage. If you want synthwave/vaporwave/outrun/whatever you want to call it, there are some fantastic artists out there making good music without that bullshit.

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Because screw clean drinking water and affordable housing!

It's Rockford o'clock!

Here's the alert:

Well, I guess the damn thing works - got an actual alert a couple of minutes ago and I guess I'm awake forever now.

I have a new one person show about being fired four times from Expo 86 coming to Little Mountain Gallery in June. Ticket link coming soon. Plus a bonus 80s quiz by Eric Fell.

Every film-centric post on current Twitter and Threads is either: “Everyone thinks CLASSIC MOVIE is good but it’s actually awful—why is no one talking about this?!” or “Every single scene in CITIZEN KANE was improvised and Orson Welles refused to use CGI.”

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Hoo boy that Emergency Alert test just came through my speakers and scared about 10 years off my life.

11:38 on May the 4th. I guess it's legally Star Wars O'clock now.

Really, really thankful for the folks who support my stuff at ko-fi.com/ericfell. Especially this month. You're all awesome and you motivate me to make more awesome things that I hope you like!

Katy won't see this until May the 5th, but I feel it's still appropriate. "Yogurt, Shmogurt! How about some ice cream?"

I couldn't be there when my wife got home today so I left her a little Star Wars diorama to keep her company until I got back.

This is the Star Wars joke I'm most proud of. youtu.be/ri_rk1L3LqY?...

My claim to fame at the Bird Site was being among the first to make a Maclunkey joke. 14th best Tweet of 2019 according to Mashable. Christ, I squandered my 15 minutes.

My Star Wars Hot Takes: 1. Most Star Wars is fine. Some of it moreso, some of it less so. This is different for everyone. 2. The best Star Wars movie is the one you made when you were 7. 3. Complaining about Star Wars isn't a personality. This includes "Han Shot 1st." 4. Hot takes are bullshit.

Sure, May the 4th is fun, but have you ever celebrated May 1 by eating canned pineapple and listening to California Dreamin'?

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only Rockford Files Kids in the Hall Columbo MST3K Twin Peaks Venture Bros. Babylon 5 Taskmaster Garth Marenghi's Darkplace Better Call Saul Cheers Larry Sanders SCTV Parks and Recreation Mr Show Damn there are so many more.

Most writing ends up as cut content. Like, just as a natural part of the creative process.

Convincing conspiracy theorists that “to 86” means to kill off the original toy line characters in an animated movie to make room for the new toy characters.

We do such a weird, wonderful show. I can't wait for the next Critical Hit Show!

Toniiiiiight! Let's do this! Head down to The Rio Theatre for the latest, greatest, and funniest Critical Hit Show yet! 7pm. Don’t miss it! riotheatretickets.ca/events/41164...

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It's Rockford o'clock.

We're just 2 days away from the next Critical Hit Show at The Rio Theatre! Get your tickets now for one of Vancouver's longest running comedies! And this time we're doing it in 3D! You don't want to miss it. April 29 at 7pm! Tickets: riotheatretickets.ca/events/41164...

Oh, jeez, where do I begin…

"Joy is resistance" is not just a platitude, it's actual fucking praxis

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The Critical Hit Show is just a few days away! And this time we're doing the show in 3D! You don't want to miss this! Wednesday, April 29 at 7pm! riotheatretickets.ca/events/41164...

My default state.

What does MGLT stand for? We don’t know and we don’t need to know, any more than we need to know what it’s “real” measurement value is. It’s all relative. It’s a textual greeblie.

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Dad pun of the year so far, imo

My new hobby is watching what people pay for food or gas in films shot in the past. Just watched someone buy a big lunch for him and his friend with a $10 bill and he got several singles in change and I want to burn the entire world down.

Artemis II is back already??? Damn it! I didn't have time to buy us all ape masks! It would have been a hell of a thing.

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