what are some good groceries to buy as a beginner

The bloke out of When The Wind Blows has had enough

Said the phrase 'I'm over the moon!' to a Polish man and he was a little confused and asked what I meant so I explained and when I finished he just shook his head and said 'You're happy but you have no business in space.'

He can predict the future 🔮

Incredible headline.

Imagine trying to explain this to a shark.

Donald Trump left on two blue ticks after Zohran goes back to New York 😢

Zohran Mamdani standing beside the President of the United States just said that the US is funding Israel's genocide and yet can't take care of its own unhoused children on live television. I never thought I'd see something like that in my lifetime

this is charming regardless of politics but I also bet that "wait can you explain that big word you just used" polls like free pizza with swing voters

I think this is a really valid point re Jota

astounding 🎶 youtu.be/3qA2zGAH4jI?...

Ynys Llanddwyn ('Llanddwyn Island'), small tidal island off the west coast of Anglesey, photo by Catherine Chambers.

There have always been trans people. There will always be trans people. The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically. Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history. Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍

hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay

I can always figure out who the killer in an episode of Columbo is within the first 10-15 minutes.

A time for us all to gather for a meal, a celebration of the birth of a very special child, born miraculously through immaculate conception. Reminding us that what truly matters is what's inside... 🎄

For daring to throw off the Russian yoke and be a free democracy, we have decided to reward Ukraine with a stab in the back

Ahhhhh how lovely 🤗 Don't go here but great little piece. #Spurs #WSL #WOSO

Oh, look. That thing that was always going to be a total disaster turns out to have been a total disaster. I will never not be angry about this.

There's nowhere else to go for a lot of us and, for all its flaws and hostility, this is actually home. We are rooted. But every so often I feel this brief flicker of spite and think "fuck them, let's all leave, take everything we've built and given, good luck to them." And I hate that I feel it.

What many politicians don't realise - or want to understand - is that many of the "highly-skilled" immigrants whose labour they crave were raised by the same asylum seekers and refugees they openly despise. They take the racist political rhetoric personally, and act accordingly. Why wouldn't they?

Statue to 'remarkable' woman who escaped slavery unveiled in North Shields. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Introducing Boilet, the FIRST toilet that keeps the bowl water at a perfect 100 degrees Celsius

Whoever made the post-Brexit joke that maybe all the other countries in the Children of Men world were still normal, and Britain just voted to live like that, has made me want the prequel.

Cock Piss Tarbuck

When people say "you can't eat gravel" what they actually mean is "it's not easy or normal to eat gravel." Big difference.

Before the storm.

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.

interviewer: how are your listening skills? me: absolutely

imagine being in The Beach Boys and that one guy was always like, hey how about a song about surfing

always be there

I disagree. It’s central to the country’s bad vibes that we cut state support for the working poor and have compensated for that, poorly, by shunting some of the costs onto businesses and the rest onto to telling the people who have lost out “life’s tough, adapt”.

Looking back at other images of the tree I posted first thing this morning. Apparently, it snowed on this day last year too. Oxfordshire 2024. #photography #woodland #snow

When I arrive at the party

This story about a Reform councillor in Northumberland has about three different massive stories in it. He's accused of ripping off his constituents to the tune of £140k. He owes his own council nearly £40k in unpaid tax. His own council is suing him.

Happy International Men’s Day everyone.

Asylum seekers aren't crying and terrified all the time and that makes the Daily Express mad

Fuck Around (making a rocket ship at home in Lancashire with help from your dog) & Find Out (that the moon really is made of cheese)

One should always be suspicious when the state resists disclosure of documents. And one should be more suspicious when the state suddenly purports to agree to the disclosure of documents.

Happy International Mens Day. Men still do the most dangerous jobs. Are more likely to take their own lives. Experience perceived social penalties for being paternal, caring, sensitive etc. So, with consent, hug a man today. Fixing the patriarchy is in the best interests of men too!

The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥 Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.

Liz Truss due to her brief stint as PM receives a lifetime pension worth £100,000 annually and £1 million in 24 hour year round security. Funded by the taxpayer to spend all her time talking down the UK.

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UK and Norway won nature's lottery in 1970 - found oil/gas in the North Sea. UK squandered wealth, appeased corporations. Norway levied 78% tax, took direct stake in companies. Norway now has $1.8 trillion sovereign fund. UK has public finance crisis. UK Govts still appeasing corporations/rich.

My great uncle Reza fled Iran and arrived in the UK in the 70s. All he had was some Persian rugs, which he sold to start his life over. Starmer’s Labour would have denied him that chance and a huge part of my family would never have existed.

Beano #1058, October 27, 1962

People are people and you either care about people or you don’t. You can’t decide because someone was born overseas they have fewer rights than someone else. An accident of geography shouldn’t condemn someone to death or a crappy life.