Devin has been working on this book for years, and I know from reading some of his articles and listening to some podcast appearances that this is going to be really good. Pre-order it from your favorite local bookstore.

Next week my album goes on presale, I get to be part of Flyover Comedy Festival, and I get to announce that Fatal Bus Accident got into a really awesome festival next year. It's going to be a great week!

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

Just turned on Monday Night Football, and maybe I'm a traditionalist, but if you're going to cover Phil Collins, you should have to play the drums while singing.

i know it sucks but it must feel a little fun to be that guy with the backhoe destroying the white house. that’s like the final boss of operating heavy machinery

Shoot for the moon, and if you miss, you'll be among the moon.

Reconnected with someone on Facebook a few years after college. Now we've been married 10 years.

Dracula is a wild book. This woman is showing the exact same symptoms as her friend that they all know was slowly drained by a vampire, and all the men are like "we'd better not burden her with details of our plan. Her lady brain can't handle the stress and it's already making her pale and weak."

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

My 11yo daughter just walked in the room, looked at the tv, and said "is that a meme." I get she's new to internet culture but no. That is Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant smoking crack. It would be a fire meme tho

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

A lot of people think that every international student admitted means one fewer spot for domestic students, when the opposite is more likely true - the tuition revenue international students bring allows public universities to provide substantial discounts to domestic students, improving access.

Share your favorite black and white movie. I love The Apartment so much, but I could see thinking of a better favorite if I spent more time on it.

The president flexed the full extent of his power to give a late night show’s staff a five day hiatus.

The idea that the combined MMR is dangerous but separately the vaccines are fine was created out of whole cloth by Andrew Wakefield, a disgraced former doctor who had a patent on a non-combined version of the MMR. We've known his research was bunk for almost 30 years.

Stunning piece. A horror movie of sorts. Will be familiar to anyone on the left trying to navigate the centrist American legacy media, albeit made all the more difficult when your bosses and colleagues all assume your people are by default murderous barbarians. bidoun.org/articles/hou...

Last night this joke walked 2 MAGA audience members, which made it a better show but also really pissed off management at the club.

I will always denounce political assassinations. Sometimes the victim's kid grows up to be RFK Jr and that is not an acceptable risk.

They should invent a flag pole for, in case a guy dies that you hate, you can fly the flag at double height. Like there's an illusion where the flag is up there twice the height of the pole.

Underrated part of vacation: getting back to work and having an extra week of podcasts to catch up on.

Real trying to get to sleep on Xmas Eve vibes around here

When I was in Scotland in September 2022, we started to worry about things being closed if the queen died when we heard nobody had seen her in 3 days. Just saying I've been right about this before.

The Criterion Channel is adding a "Starring Jodie Foster" Playlist for September. I assume they looked at the news and decided we needed to inspire some new John Hinckley Jrs.

Liz is watching The Summer I Turned Pretty, and they just had a With or Without You needle drop. I'm sorry, but no, you can't do that. The Americans used that in one of the best scenes of one of the best TV finales ever. It's not an option anymore for TV. It's like a movie using the intro to Layla.

At (another) Hampton’s fundraiser with Republican donors on Saturday, Andrew Cuomo said it plainly: he’s expecting Trump’s help to defeat us in November. “I feel good about that,” Cuomo said. New Yorkers won’t.

Peak 2025 intersection of Israel, Trump, pedophiles, corruption and the law not mattering any more.

this is so fuckin good. completely cooked game show by @demilardner.bsky.social. everyone involved should be ashamed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfp-...

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If life gives you lemons, you have been elemonaded

this is so good. I play @pftompkins.bsky.social's body, "Creature" in this demented gameshow: youtu.be/5VI7qgpQmws at 1:18 in, you can see a shot of my face that I did not think would be visible in this particular setup

Zohran Mamdani stuns political consultants with revolutionary campaign strategies like telling people “I want to make your lives better” and pointing out “the other guy is an evil pervert.”

Wesley bell is a real piece of shit

what we need is a modern-day john henry. a person who can challenge the machinery of chatgpt head-on, point to kentucky on a map, and say "that isn't huooww6ombaaam"

N: Inverness, Scotland E: Harbin, China S: Kuala Lampur, Malaysia W: San Francisco (unless an overnight layover in Vancouver counts)

When people talk about "legitimate concerns" about trans athletes I like to remind them that many sports governing bodies had existing policies based on scientific/medical evidence that were working just fine until a bunch of bigots got mad and forced those organizations to reverse their policies.

It’s just a joke dude. It’s just an unironic metaphor about how your ethnicity is like bugs. It’s just an unironic hyperbole about how your ethnicity is always stinky. It’s just an ironic portrayal of your ethnicity as backwards idiots.

just went to immigration court in Lower Manhattan to see with my own eyes how masked and armed federal agents are apprehending people in the hallways as they walk out of their scheduled hearings.

“Hi, Senator Hagerty, hi, this is Amy Grant,” she said. “I’m standing on stage singing to over a thousand people … We want you to know that here in Nashville we want to see full funding of PEPFAR so we can stay on track to end the HIV/AIDS epidemic by 2030.” www.christianitytoday.com/2025/06/amy-...

Local comics keep doing "live podcasts" and that's how I learn they've apparently had a podcast for months? I follow all these people on all the social media platforms. And I look up their podcast on my podcast app and it isn't there because they just release to YouTube and maybe Spotify.

@tomwalker.bsky.social over on Threads,a video of a miniature horse playing a keyboard in a hospital room www.threads.com/@lawofopinio...

I have too much going on right now. We're trying to keep up with Love Island and Pokerface and are not at all caught up on new movies. But I see a thread about the Americans and my brain goes, "Maybe we make time for another rewatch?"

It’s fun how every hotel room has a bunch of lights that don’t make it any brighter.

@whatsallthispod.bsky.social quickly became one of my favorite current podcasts, and now I'll say to myself, multiple times a day, "Eastenders" the way @libbycwatson.com says it. It's seared onto my brain.

If there's ever a big hailstorm in your neighborhood and you don't already own one, go buy a white noise machine. Very important for when various neighbors are getting their roof replaced at 7am for weeks on end.

I'm picturing this ICE goon taking off his work uniform and he's pale as can be except the exposed spot on his forehead. Maybe that's how we identify them, by their goofy tanlines.

How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me