I believe insane Nazi pedophile Donald Trump is capable of changing his mind for the better. And yep - I’m a journalist!

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

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You cannot overstate how startling it is to see a politician just say the thing with clarity and poise. No fearful hemming. No overwrought qualifying down til it’s meaningless. No lingering sense that there is a loyalty to a donor class or an ideology of stasis that they’d never admit to.

Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.

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I don't want the computer to Know Me

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ME: then he showed up—lotta stuff in his head—and he just sorta gave me a ham sandwich CHOTINER: because you solved it ME: the lament configuration, yeah CHOTINER: so the ham was pleasure… ME: …it came on a pretty crusty baguette… CHOTINER: …and that was your pain ME: you’re making it trivial

it’s tempting to argue about the particulars of the Good shooting, whether the guy was in front of her or whether she was turning in a certain direction or whatever, but i’m simply never going to accept the premise that summary execution without trial is an acceptable outcome to that situation

on arc raider some dickhead was taking pot shots at me for like 10 minutes so i hid and waited for him and when he came around i jumped out and murked his ass. he got on the voice chat and called me a bitch. he was like 12 and absolutely screaming in his house. im 41. gaming is fucking back baby

Attacking a data center like it’s The Bastille, everyone fleeing with a bushels of RAM to desolder and resolder the chips. One peasant coded guy with a wheelbarrow of SFP+ modules. Manifesting this for 2026.

People who die from mountaineering I respect for wanting to conquer the heavens & stand on A Really Big Rock. People who die from cave diving spit in the face of nature to go into evil hole that can kill you in 5 million ways if you a mistake. You disrespect nature by trying to conquer The Hole.

When you saw no cultural footprint, that was when Avatar carried you.

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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

Simply Having A wonderful

not donald trumps adhd ass forgetting to release the entire epstein files AND blowing up a boat again AND putting his name on the kennedy center even though both things are illegal in the SAME WEEKEND. lol. oof. christmas morning gonna hit hard for ya donny my boy. try to get a ritalin script hahaha

@whatsallthispod.bsky.social I just heard the marmot talk on the latest finest episode. Please enjoy the show these marmots put on for me on Mt Rainier last summer.

quentin tarantino could easily play paul and eli sunday. but paul dano could never write and direct an entire movie so it has a special little part so he can say the n-word

"I'll always defend trans right BUT—" You can stop right there. Oh and while I have your ear, everything after blood sugar sex magik has SUCKED

what's wrong with this guy

You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?

Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.

"okay, fine. two 4070's and a 5060 Ti. please, i have to feed my family" the chicken farmer was unimpressed by my midrange offer, but a day of scavenging abandoned data centers didn't yield easy H200s anymore. i would have to rely on his weakness for ray tracing if i wanted to eat meat tonight

Hmm it seems that all the people who rule over us, in government and the private sector and academia, are evil pedophiles.

Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested

(seeing a bible chapter and verse sticker on a car window in traffic) oh cool. i'll be sure to go home and look that up. and then, believe in it

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You’re a “leftist?” Hold on a minute. It says here you used to offer “running lessons” in EverQuest where you’d convince newbies to /follow you and run them directly into a goblin cave to harvest their gear. I don’t seem to remember Marx mentioning that in Das Kapital

on the day of dick cheney's death all i can think is "david frum helped him kill a million people for fun"

CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.

“I was watching the baseball game” Interesting. I was contemplating solutions to the great global challenges of the 21st century. But your game sounds nice too 🤷‍♂️

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I was struck by a sniper's bullet through my panoramic bay window! I staggered backwards crashing through charming stained walnut French doors! Help! Help me! I'm slumped against my playful seafoam accent wall under a cascading heartleaf philodendron! Send help immediately to my secluded manse!

block this shit

logging off from a chat session where the bot tells me to hang myself and seeing a bunch of ads for reasonably-priced rope

Many of you would cast a glance at this “Elvira,” with her shock of messy black hair and tattered dress, and dismiss her as some dirty hag. But those who dare look longer might find that she has a certain allure. And I do dare!

Generals gathered in their masses Fitness testing for fat asses