thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

Look what we have here then.

Remembering Jim Henson on what today would have been his 89th birthday.

Take me to this vaccine vat.

Coverage of the Charlie Kirk Funeral begins today at 2pm on ABC, all Disney apps, Hulu, and Corncob TV

A memorial for Charlie Kirk without even one picture of him. 🥴

Charlie's Restaurant Grapefruit Burger (1988-1988): An unpeeled grapefruit on a burger roll. Round and tasty on a bun, pickles, french fries, yum-yum-yum. In a hurry to be fed, beady eyes and big, blue head.

We are accepting donations for Edmonton's Pride Centre for the price of a copy, and in return, we will be gifting you a copy of RED HOOD #1, while supplies last. One per person. Thank you for your time.

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

burger dog, dog that’s a burger

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While getting some food this evening, I walked past a full cob of elotes (Mexican street corn) laying on the street, the cheese and sauce splayed against the asphalt. Such a shame to lose a cob of corn.

Arguably, the Sexy Watto trend began in August 2023 at the Edinburgh Fringe when we purchased this billboard:

This turned me into TWO The Jokers

my sister googled "fun things to do in Boston this weekend" and it told her to go sit on Storrow Drive and watch a bunch of college kids peel their rented Penske moving trucks open like tin cans

someone took it upon themselves to deface some perfectly acceptable table graffiti at our dog park so i fixed it

You know those days where you’re moving full-tilt for so long, and when you have a moment of rest, your body just decides to shut down? That was me today after the past day of follow-up from my midweek move.

Thirty years ago, that dog beat you at basketball. Now it's back to ruin your second wedding. It Didn't Say Anywhere In The Rules That A Dog COULDN'T Play Basketball is this month's comedy horror one-page TTRPG. PDFs, text-only version and "design notes" here: www.patreon.com/posts/it-did...

Friends, my new apartment’s shower head is EIGHT FEET TALL! I have finally found what a rainfall shower feels like above my head.

Big move to my new apartment is complete! Now it’s time to make sure I’ve got everything from the old place over the next few days.

Unifor sounds the alarm after Canada removes retaliatory tariffs on the U.S., warning the move undermines Canadian workers and weakens Canada’s bargaining position in an escalating trade war. www.unifor.org/news/all-new...

No, Mr Johnson, I haven’t seen your waiter!

When politicians allow the system to be rigged in favour of employers, workers have no choice but to resist. Unions can’t be expected to bow to unjust laws — and the way the Liberals have abused section 107 is clearly unjust. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... #canlab #cdnpoli

Okay, so… Pre-pandemic, my office was offering boot camp sessions that I participated in. During Thanksgiving, my trainer was giving us certain workout routines, where each set worked to a different part of the turkey. We were drawing turkeys with those workout sets. 1/3

Turn off AI in search results. I just did this in Chrome and it works. tenbluelinks.org#chrome-windows

it's not for a referendum. lukaszuk's petition is a citizen's initiative to have the *legislature*, not the public, vote on separation. his stated goal is to force the UCP to vote on it to cause internal dissent in the UCP, somehow

If you want a COVID-19 vaccine in Alberta this is what you now need to do: 1. "Pre-order" by Sept. 30: bookvaccine.alberta.ca/vaccine/s/pr... 2. In the fall, remember to book a public health clinic appointment. (No more pharmacy shots.) 3. Pay. (Prices not yet announced.) 4. Attend appointment.

My daughter's 16-year-old friend Toby tragically passed away in a car accident this week while on vacation in the Philippines, and now the family has to pay an overwhelming amount of money to transport their body back home to NYC. Any help would be appreciated: www.gofundme.com/f/help-bring...

Christmas Shoes

"Sony sues Tencent for allegedly ripping off 'Horizon' video games" Well alright but surely it can't be that blata— lmao

MARTIN HOTTETERRE, INVENTOR OF THE MODERN BASSOON: Finally my glorious instrument is perfected A GHOST FROM THE FUTURE: It will be used largely to denote absurd situations in film and television comedies MARTIN HOTTETERRE, INVENTOR OF THE MODERN BASSOON: Fuck A GHOST FROM THE FUTURE: Sucks bro

What up, people? @worstninjaever.bsky.social and I are Tasting of Edmonton early to avoid the crowds and take advantage of the nice sun and breeze.

My Hulk Hogan anti-eulogy has been filed and will be running on @marisakabas.bsky.social's wonderful "The Handbasket" this evening Stay tuned

Had a very fun time watching Martin Short and John Mulaney in the open air. Less fun time walking home, but hey. Rain and stairs will do that.

“What was on the jammies?” “I don’t know. Yodas and shit.”

Lol

Alexis Tonasket-Hoyt isn’t the first stamiyaʔ (Two-Spirit) person in their family — but they are the first to dance openly according to their gender identity. Aaron Hemens writes. This story was originally published by @indiginews.bsky.social.

In honor of @colleencoover.bsky.social's birthday, today, I'm posting her comic of Superman's Ex-Girlfriend, Lana Lang.

getting in a fistfight because me and the boys can't decide if "making your robot talk like Hitler" is a Simpsons Homer & Mr Burns B-plot episode, a Community Pierce & Abed A-plot episode, a 30 Rock Jack & Pete C-plot episode, or a Data & Geordi 2-part cliffhanger TNG episode

Post a song from the year you turned 12.

🇨🇦 Bring home the hostages @mark-carney.bsky.social

Last year, a kidney stone movement stopped me from hitting up the #GrindstoneComedyFestival, but I’m looking forward to the shows I’m seeing this weekend!

A rainy Alberta sunset.

is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,

BREAKING! 🚨 Egale Canada and Skipping Stone have just won an injunction against the UCP’s egregious Bill 26. The UCP can now do the right thing and rescind their anti-trans legislation, and respect human rights. They can start focusing on the real issues that Albertans care about.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif.

My office for the day. #volunteering #golf #rmhcab

Good bears