In honour of Rob Reiner, have David Moore's thread on the best sword fight in movie history and exactly how nerdy it is.

If Benoit Blanc is such a great detective, why hasn’t he noticed these are all the same guy

Yesterday was craft night for tonight’s Apocalypse Kow Kristmas Kabaret.

Cynics like to say Canada lacks a distinct national identity, but then how would they explain this? defector.com/how-a-campy-...

We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown

Brandy you're a fine girl What a good wife you would be But my life my love and my lady Is the See

Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…

#3157 A helpful tutorial

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.

So refreshing to see a politician be an unapologetic champion for LGBTQ+ rights, stopping the genocide in Gaza, even kicking cars out the lanes that buses drive on, and winning! Maybe being cowardly and quiet is a losing strategy!

I dreamed that I was crowing about getting a Nintendo Switch 2, only to realize it was a DS and a 3DS glued together.

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel

Sitting around with @doctorteeth.bsky.social and @worstninjaever.bsky.social and just spitballing the dumbest parody lyrics that make us laugh? It must be prep time for an Apocalypse Kow show!

Hey #Alberta #abpoli #ableg Here's an important petition to sign before the Legislature opens on Monday. Help defend trans children from the UCP Alberta government. transactionalberta.ca

Updating my LEGO White House

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

Sure I was out there protesting fascism in my banana suit, but I think the greatest service I performed was afterwards when we walked past a very tired man with two small children being fussy and he said "Look! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!" and I did the dance.

One of my office mates is training a service dog. For the past year, there’s been a dog that visits the office that I can’t pet when she’s on duty. Today, the coworker showed me that MONARCH HAS AN OFFICE SECURITY SWIPE CARD, AND IT HAS HER PICTURE ON IT!

[hot chocolate “you sexy thing” voice]

Perhaps my greatest work?

finally: the ALCS where the city of Vancouver fights each other

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

Look what we have here then.

Remembering Jim Henson on what today would have been his 89th birthday.

Take me to this vaccine vat.

Coverage of the Charlie Kirk Funeral begins today at 2pm on ABC, all Disney apps, Hulu, and Corncob TV

A memorial for Charlie Kirk without even one picture of him. 🥴

Charlie's Restaurant Grapefruit Burger (1988-1988): An unpeeled grapefruit on a burger roll. Round and tasty on a bun, pickles, french fries, yum-yum-yum. In a hurry to be fed, beady eyes and big, blue head.

We are accepting donations for Edmonton's Pride Centre for the price of a copy, and in return, we will be gifting you a copy of RED HOOD #1, while supplies last. One per person. Thank you for your time.

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

burger dog, dog that’s a burger

this is now outdated information

While getting some food this evening, I walked past a full cob of elotes (Mexican street corn) laying on the street, the cheese and sauce splayed against the asphalt. Such a shame to lose a cob of corn.

Arguably, the Sexy Watto trend began in August 2023 at the Edinburgh Fringe when we purchased this billboard:

This turned me into TWO The Jokers

my sister googled "fun things to do in Boston this weekend" and it told her to go sit on Storrow Drive and watch a bunch of college kids peel their rented Penske moving trucks open like tin cans

someone took it upon themselves to deface some perfectly acceptable table graffiti at our dog park so i fixed it

You know those days where you’re moving full-tilt for so long, and when you have a moment of rest, your body just decides to shut down? That was me today after the past day of follow-up from my midweek move.

Thirty years ago, that dog beat you at basketball. Now it's back to ruin your second wedding. It Didn't Say Anywhere In The Rules That A Dog COULDN'T Play Basketball is this month's comedy horror one-page TTRPG. PDFs, text-only version and "design notes" here: www.patreon.com/posts/it-did...

Friends, my new apartment’s shower head is EIGHT FEET TALL! I have finally found what a rainfall shower feels like above my head.

Big move to my new apartment is complete! Now it’s time to make sure I’ve got everything from the old place over the next few days.

Unifor sounds the alarm after Canada removes retaliatory tariffs on the U.S., warning the move undermines Canadian workers and weakens Canada’s bargaining position in an escalating trade war. www.unifor.org/news/all-new...