at least in comics, when you decide to bring a dead character back, it doesn't come with a millions of dollars price tag after having blown hundreds of millions trying to build something new and flopping hard

A little early gift for all of you... KS launching on 01/20/26: SINK YOUR TEETH IN #1. A sapphic vampire noir following Corsica Smith, a disgraced Chicago PI working for scraps, who finds herself embroiled in a dangerous conspiracy. www.kickstarter.com/projects/dea...

we try to go to the dog park whenever it’s not actively raining but i knew we were in for a mud day eventually. bath night is now approaching and she has no idea.

a lady outside the asian grocery was selling 2 of these greenish waffles for $5 that she was making on a waffle iron and i doubt i've enjoyed a syrupless waffle this much in my life

unless you've had to meet a dude in a Fred Meyer parking lot 15 miles from your house who is only listed in your phone as "KD ONION" (because Onions was his code for weed), you'll never appreciate what an amazing improvement to your quality of life dispensaries are.

for 2026 i'm going back to just calling people on the phone without arranging it beforehand via text. i kind of resent that we have painted ourselves into this corner where people see someone calling out of the blue and their first thought is "oh jeez what's wrong?"

2013, NYC. Laurie & Lou meet Pee-wee Herman

one hazard of sitting on the floor to write is the shoulder goblin can strike at any time

a friend sent me video of something they were watching on tv and i’ve spent all day wondering if it’s just crappy quality or if they have motion smoothing turned on and we need to have The Talk

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscopic slide. 🫧🐻🧪

the thing i appreciate about the SISU movies is they are basically live action cartoons where Wile E. Coyote is the hero

people should be allowed to carve corrections onto teslas sporting those "i bought this before Elon went crazy" bumper stickers that aren't at least 7 years old

#WorstManOGN COVER TIME

i've started working on 3D printing a puppet head with a workable mouth so if i get asked to record a promo video for my comics work, i will have a way to technically fulfill the request while not actually appearing on camera

unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee

love to be on a professional type call trying to be normal while my dog decides now is the perfect time to investigate what my ear tastes like today

Skynet, on the phone: yeah, no, i scrapped that whole launch nukes at russia plan. it turns out these goobers will just hand me the keys to everything if i keep providing them with pornographic videos of cartoon characters and awful medical advice

when people start horning in on your hobbies

i finally left my house full of laundry and cleaning in progress for some coffee and then a nice old man wandered up and gave me free weed that he grew. there’s still good in this world.

judging by the terrible ANIMAL FARM trailer, that movie is going to end with the animals seeing Napoleon cheating at Fortnite, followed by a dance number set to "Let's Get It Started"

a guy in the back row of a 3rd run theater showing KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE yelling out "fuckin' stupid" as the end credits started rolling

behold, the platonic ideal of social media

in my unending quest to make any song about my dog with a few changed words, i've been singing "Puppy Palace" all day (apologies to Lily Allen)

you, a holiday traditionalist: DIE HARD is a christmas movie! me, a holiday trailblazer: WAKE IN FRIGHT is a christmas movie!

it wasn't until my most recent viewing of FRANK (2014) that I realized the song Scoot McNairy sings, which i always found to be the most touching song of the movie, is actually about him fucking mannequins

starting my day looking up pictures of how they x-ray small animals (a bird, a hedgehog, an axolotl)

this poster taped up outside the dog park looked weird, so i looked closer and the picture of the dog is AI generated? did it alter a pic or did they describe their dog to AI? i’m so confused about why you’d even need AI for this unless you’re a weirdo who doesn’t have 1000x pics of your animals

the most charming part of the Garfield/Guiteau book was finding out about Chester Arthur's correspondence with Julia Sand, a random NYC lady who wrote him stuff like 'people think you had garfield shot and you'll be an awful president, but what if you finally got your shit together and didn't suck?'

spent the last 2 years mostly absent from comics due to lots of bad stuff. in 2026 i've got like 3 new books coming, the final FOULBROOD kickstarter + a few other non-comics things I've been tinkering with planned. i hope you stick around + i'll try to keep it self-promo/minimum, dog pics/maximum

a quick stroll thru the craigslist free section

"i wish it would stop raining" *the sun comes out* "no no not like that"

my weather app tells you how chilly it’s going to be by using my dog. TODAY’S FORECAST: CROISSANT MODE

*C+C Music Factory voice*

i could be convinced to watch Zootopia if the animals had little humans as pets

me: explaining how i actually feel when someone presses me beyond my usual "i'm alright" them: "can we just got back to you being alright?"

there should be smell monitors on the entrances to public transportation and you’re not allowed to board if your patchouli levels exceed the maximum threshold

thanks to TRON ARES, from now on i'm going to assume all my applications scream in pain when i close them

zola always sleeps a little deeper on rainy days

getting older means having some kind of ache in your body that relocates to a random new part of your body every few days

if i had a dimensional jump machine, i'd love to visit the reality where Martin Scorcese actually wound up making the 1986 LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS

with each new chatGPT horror story i think about all these popular channels on youtube where folks watch/listen to movies/music as a cheap simulacrum of sharing stuff you love with actual human beings, minus the risk. cause if they don't like it, you can close it and search for a channel that does.

No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going. It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.

writing outside the coffeeshop and a dude stopped, asked me about it and was like "i always wanted to get into writing professionally, how do you do it?" and i struggled to give him a better answer than "blind luck and being too dumb to not quit years ago"

you can easily skip back like 10-15 seconds on podcasts, tv and movies, but i want that same functionality for music, the "i gotta hear that part one more time" button

me: still at war with the mouse zola:

lol, people wringing their hands in pained defeat over a video game getting a metacritic score of 80. if you got that grade on a test in high school you'd probably be prettty okay with it, but somehow metroid is held to a loftier standard.

Just 3 DAYS and a bit over $700 left to reach my goal on the DREAMHOUSE Kickstarter! Help me hit that goal and maybe add a stretch goal or two! www.kickstarter.com/projects/rob...

"So you put the words in the bubbles?"

for those days when you want to look like a low poly playstation 2 character