my first time meeting a husky with 75% blue eyes

my dog has a tiny spit curl on her chest and it is her #1 bonus feature

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we walk past this mantra every morning

DUOLOGY is one of my new least-favorite words when it's used to refer to movies because it translates to "we made a movie, it was popular, so we made a sequel that wasn't popular enough to justify making more so we want it to seem like this was planned all along"

the deafening silence of his absenteeism

i would like to unsubscribe from the sun touching me

one trope i will never ever tire of is when one character says, in the friendly way, "I've got your number" and the other character says it back to them but in the menacing way

i'm no expert but i feel like it's a bad move to release the NIN Tron soundtrack before the movie comes out because no one is actually interested in the movie part of this equation

They're making the sunsets transgender!

today i learned that pages in bound books have names. the front one (for example, Page 2) is VERSO and the back one (Page 3) is RECTO

the federal government is coming to cut this power pole down shortly

my neighbor over the fence has been singing acapella for like 20 minutes and she sounds like an air horn desperately in need of a refill

zola gets so sun drunk she sleeps thru me digging up weeds all around her

i feel like there's a state beyond doomscrolling that hasn't been officially classified, where you have just given into despair and keep shoveling more bad news in. voidscrolling, maybe.

proud to share the road with this driver

Scrivener has a name generator built into it that produces a truly magical once-in-a-lifetime name every 20 uses or so and tonight it came thru once again with "Huxley Machete"

I replaced Wolverine's claws with pool noodles

person sitting behind me at the coffeeshop is loudly talking about AI and they referred to the term "clanker" as "the c-word"

My kiddo decided spooky season had started this morning so here we are.

2 of my current pitches are about time travel and 2 others are post-apocalypse stories. So, no, the outside world doesn't really affect my work.

me trying to come up with a title for this new idea: "well, DRIVE YOUR PLOW OVER THE BONES OF THE DEAD has already been taken, so what's the gd point?"

a tale in two stickers

exhausted by folks still doing the "hey this article is complete bullshit, here's a link to it so you can give them more clicks, which is what they actually value" thing

i love all of this, but also i feel like i wouldn't be able to handle it if my dog just sent me to voicemail instead of answering

is there a city with a better mouthfeel than "Guelph"?

I liked THE LONG WALK a lot but now I'm just counting the days until Mr. Beast misses the point entirely and stages his own version for content

had to explain to a guy at the dogpark, after he got mad that my dog was taking his dog's frisbee, that dogs mostly subscribe to a "possession is 10/10ths of dog law" code

Poster I did for Movie Madness here in Portland for their Creature Features block. One of the largest ink pieces I've ever done!

this treasure is up for barter at the neighborhood thrift store

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

watched HONEY DON'T! and i continue to support Ethan Coen & Tricia Cooke making their lesbian crime capers that are under 90 minutes and Just Okay. there's something comforting about mid-tier gay cinema that is just interested in being enjoyable and doesn't have to be about anything Important.

once again logging on to see a completely normal country at work

creating a character for this new book idea

realllly dragging out my replay of Red Dead 2, if i never finish it, then Arthur lives forever, right?

The greatest exchange in comics interview history still belongs to Jack Kirby

sat outside the coffeeshop, the lady at the next table on her speakerphone came over to me and said "sorry, i forgot my earphones, i hope this isn't bothering you?" — which marks the first time i've ever encountered someone actually being mindful of other people in regards to this. mildly shook.

this is AI evangelism in a nutshell, just flood the zone with as much garbage as possible and if they make a buck off each piece of trash, that's considered success.

really opens the door for some Gravity's Rainbow DLC down the road

it's that time of night where the Bad News From America has finally wound down and the Bad News From England gets rolling

nothing drives me irrationally up the wall as much as a writer using "breath" (A NOUN) when they mean "breathe" (A VERB) and i see it way too much from stuff that editors and proofreaders have clearly had a pass at

great purchase for people who want an insufferable tech bro asshole hanging around your neck that will also sell everything they know about you to a marketing firm at some point

halfway thru this 5 hour Billy Joel documentary but I dunno if they're gonna top this moment

i think the most common power fantasy in video games is being able to crouch walk for hours without it destroying your body

doctors i trust more than RFK Jr

the rare tug-of-war flop strategy

my credit card company writing to let me know they're raising my credit limit is like a noose company sending free samples