the AI bros' version of DUNE'S Litany Against Fear

24 hrs left to get your copy of Ringo nominated comic book ETHERES : Deluxe Edition! @anasabdulhak.bsky.social and I are very grateful for your support in bringing Etheres to a new audience with brand new covers, creator commentary and an original soundtrack! www.kickstarter.com/projects/den...

I honestly think it'd make us all sound way cooler if we got credit for taking down a trillion dollar delusional theft machine.

my dog loves eating grass on walks so i grew her some to eat at home and the absolute disrespect both i and my grass get is wild

saw someone promoting their movie by calling it an "oscar-qualifying documentary" which might the most weaselly marketingspeak in awhile. but also, look out for my upcoming Pulitzer Prize eligible comics

idea for a future budding entrepreneur: selling giant water bottles outside the cemetaries where this administration's monsters will eventually be buried and the label on the bottle has a map to their graves.

hateful dipshits really taking a beating tonight

finished folding my laundry from last week because I've never felt so called out as I just was while watching LAST WEEK TONIGHT as John Oliver reminded his ADHD viewers that they should take their clothes out of the dryer because they've been in there for days

i prefer when folks wearing babies strapped to their chest face the baby forward so it looks like the parent is just an assistive device for a little wobbly tyrant

The Kickstarter campaign for my first solo comic, DREAMHOUSE is live! I'm so excited for y'all to get to read this very weird, personal, creepy comic! kck.st/4oJZSDq

sitting outside my coffeeshop listening to the MANDY soundtrack. the iced americano has never been so apocalyptic.

your sunday blep

a lady old enough to be my grandma walked by with her dog named Shredder who stopped and stared at me. the lady informed me he’s a rat terrier and “you know those mutant turtles?” to explain his name and i wasn’t going to um actually her that splinter was the rat but lord i was tempted

once again petitioning bsky for a "i don't care about sports in even the slightest of ways unless it's a story about dock ellis pitching a game on LSD or something like that" button

i make sure to stay up late whenever we fall back an hour because getting to do 1am over again is as close as i'm ever getting to time travel

my personal canon is all spirit halloween stores are sentient, slumbering most of the year below ground and then awaking in september to inhabit whatever empty storefront they can find like hermit crabs

found a place 2 hours and 20 minutes away from me that, for $50, will let me have a 25 minute private meeting with a capybara and a small bucket of lettuce to feed to it and this year has been so trying that i am STRONGLY considering this

i don't think i'm gonna figure out the ideal wording on this joke about the wolfman wiping his ass with the mummy before halloween is over

woke up to find a burglar in my house. i showed her where the treats are and she agreed to leave the ps5.

fuck-marry-kill on impossible mode

MANDY waiting an hour and fifteen minutes to drop the title card is one of the 5,000 reasons i love this film

anyone can react with a “ha ha” or heart emoji sticker, but i am going a different way by only reacting with different pics of my dog from now on

social media is like a vitamin D lamp except you sit in front of a light that bathes you in absolute horrors

we’re so back (at the dog park)

OpenAI founders hearing there's a mental health crisis in america but thinking that meant we were running low.

just finished BAT EATER by Kylie Lee Baker. my first real foray into covid fiction was a stunner. grisly and spooky and sad and, despite all those adjectives, kinda comforting.

i love this shot from MIDSOMMAR that happens about an hour in, the movie is looking back at the audience like “check this out, this movie is about to get fucked up”

every october my approach to horror movies is like the old-timey kid who gets caught smoking and their parents force them to smoke a whole carton to make them sick. i'm almost grateful the month is coming to a close so i can not see another ghost or bucket's worth of blood for entire weeks again.

turns out that 5th jeans pocket is designed to hold a tube of dog pee that your vet requested you bring in

Zola update: went to see her regular vet for a follow-up and everything looks back to normal for this goober. A few more days and she can return to the dog park and i can stop trying to trick her into taking her pills.

my FRIDAY THE 13TH sequel idea opens on a battleground in a foreign country, pan up to a giant missile falling to the ground. it lands, sinking into the earth and opens up like a revolving door, dozens of machetes spilling out of it as we pan up to see Jason Vorhees stepping out of the missile

spotted today’s hero: a guy wearing a big cube backpack holding a birdcage holding a parrot inside. but only if the bird likes it, otherwise that man is today’s villain

i try not to get excited by adaptations of my favorite things but this all the signs of being real good

just finished FINAL CUT by the god, Charles Burns, a book i didn’t even know existed until i was browsing the library. as with everything Burns, it is gorgeous and fucked up and feels terribly real no matter how unreal it gets.

was gifted a movie poster tonight that i’ve been wanting to own for years. i have now reached my movie poster endgame.

Been down with bronchitis and world news. Looking forward to getting over this crud and settling back into a regular work schedule next month (only one more show! We can do this 😭. See yall at Lightbox). So, well, here is an oldie about your brain burning up that feels relevant in general.

the best gigs to get are the ones you'd already given up on having any chance at getting

couple goons on the 3D printing subreddit calling it a "boy's hobby" because a girl is outdoing them by printing a 14.5 foot replica of Horus from Warhammer 40k. like, ah yes, only the manliest of hands can feed filament into a printer, only the biggest of muscles can wrench a print from the bed.

thought it was coming out friday but it turns out i have to wait another entire ass week to see BUGONIA and I am Big Mad about it

STRANGERS CH. 2: you find out that the Strangers were childhood friends. you watch the protagonist get Revenant-ed by a wild boar for 15 minutes. you find out who Tamara is (Tamara is nobody, just a fake name from a childhood game). you get to regret every choice in your life that lead you here.

after devouring her book of short stories, i’ve been saving Julia Armfield’s OUR WIVES UNDER THE SEA for months now until i finally broke down and read it in a few days and it is just as great as i hoped. a body horror love story for the ages.

people who don’t leash their dogs and people who spit in public should both be thrown into space

lol

i lived, bitch

left Zola for x-rays and blood tests and i'm a weepy mess just picturing the worst, so, not to be all woo-woo about things, but send her good vibes if you've got a few to spare today

starting our day at the urgent care vet (nothing life threatening), so the weekend is off to a wild start.

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

rewatched AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON and the funniest bit this time is that all those bad drivers at the end killed as many english people as the werewolf did

7 years ago, i drove to Vancouver and picked up Zola, who would become my constant companion, emotional support gremlin and the Greatest Dog Ever. Long may she reign!