In 2021, I sung a stupid parody of Astronaut in the Ocean as a gag for a video. I released it digitally to raise some money for charity. My song hit #2 on the US Digital Sales Chart for comedy songs. For a few days. I probably had about 10k YT subs at the time. Digital sales charts mean NOTHING.

I've been seeing this headline floating around. To be clear: 1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people 2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake

I think Sigmund Freud might be the single most porn-brained man who ever lived.

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

this is literally never not accurate

“Piano is the soul of humans.”

If I were to tell you there existed a 1975 animated film about a talking tuba, starring Dick Van Dyke and Pearl Bailey, in which musical compositions are personified as child brides that anthropomorphic instruments get engaged to before they're never seen again, you would not believe me. And yet...

It's actually kind of insane that I've been doing the Billboard Year-End polls on my channel nonstop for like four years now and we're still not even 2/3 of the way done lmao

Jesus Christ, the script to Part 2 of my Worst of 2024 list is so good. I'm working on it now, hoping to get Early Access out today or tomorrow, it's the first time I've looked at it in a while, and good LORD, I put my A-material into this script.

"If you see this, quote with a title screen that’s iconic to you."

Cyndi Lauper has always been a real one. Love this Rock Hall induction speech

Multnomah Falls, Oregon

I can't get over that mainstream discourse in the Republican party right how is actually, literally just this.

"The voice actors agreed to it" okay well the voice actors are fucking wrong and they deserved to be fucking shamed for this

Please check this out if you haven't seen it. youtu.be/OX3-cvA7TbA?...

I’d like this meme so much more if we pushed it back by a year. 2016 was a shit show both for me personally and the world as a whole but if Gen Z decided that society peaked in 2015 I could get on board with that

Talking about Barack Obama is hard. In terms of actual presidents we've had, he's probably one of the best. In terms of the ideals of what a president SHOULD be, he failed in a LOT of key areas. But seeing him praised also makes MAGA lose their shit, so I kinda also want to say that he was perfect.

Video game people: wow they really want us to pay 70 bucks for a game Lego people: Just got this for $300 what a great deal

Mount Hood in Oregon 😍

i'm very glad this technology is being forced onto us everywhere on all levels

people will go on the internet and post anything "heterosexual men aren't attracted to sabrina carpenter" yes they are, that isn't true

At some point, I liked the entire soundtrack to the 1992 Disney hit, "Aladdin" on Spotify. So I'll be jamming out to Beck or Anderson .Paak then Robin Williams comes on singing "Prince Ali" and I am not mad about it. But it does remind me of how much I miss Robin Williams being in this world.

feels so good to be on the other side of this again

I don’t think enough people are talking about the beauty of NYC electing its first Muslim mayor the day Dick Cheney died. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Thursday, 4:01pm "Still there." "Yep." "Looks blue." "It certainly does." "Wet too." "Totally." "See you next week?" “Count on it."

"It's actually romantic"

We don’t talk enough about the impact of the kind of 70s music about weird made up guys called, like, Big Shitty William or Field Marshall Albatross & maybe that was the band name or the song title, being performed by a load of Jethro Tull looking lads, Mrs Mills & someone in a massive duck costume

Ok wow y'all fucking DESPISE Life of a Showgirl lmao

You know what? I'd slap the duck. I'll donate a few million of that $88,000,000 to duck preservation as well as adopting the slap-ee, naming him Mitch, and giving him an excellent duck life. Also ducks are stupid, Mitch would forget about being slapped within a minute or two.

Anyone who calls the Republicans the "party of personal responsibility" ever again deserves to be punched in the stomach and spat on.

Yeah well you're literally 50 Cent, so... lmao

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

Gee, it's almost as if the Republicans going full mask off, and showing everyone what they actually want to do with the US without any euphemism or restraint, has made millions of fence-sitting voters realize that it's a party run by actual, literal psychopaths who want the world to burn.

I love that Zohran did not praise Cuomo in his speech. You absolutely do not have to say nice things about bad people. We should normalize that in “polite” politics: Praising bad people is not actually “civility.”

roses are red big laughs are hearty

one of the most satisfying feelings ever is knowing deep in your heart when horrible people are throwing big baby tantrums

dick cheney is dead, my 15 year old dog is alive, and zohran mamdani is the mayor of new york :)

The line "she's somebody's problem, and somebody's problem's about to be mine" is single-handedly better than anything else Morgan Wallen has put out in the last 3 years.

Yeah I agree, top comment under the Opalite video... this album IS for people who can just decide to be "happy people" whenever they feel like it.

So fid Sombr actually do something shitty? Or is he just a general weirdo? All the coverage about his "controversy" is either strangely wishy-washy and euphamistic, or locked behind a paywall.

See being a music YouTuber is cool, cause now whenever I hear November Rain on the radio, I can feel nostalgic for making my Best Songs of 1992 list back in 2018, which doubles up on top of the base enjoyment of listening to November Rain.

The GOP: *hates trans people* Also the GOP: *no longer has a Dick anyways*

there is one of the largest mass hysterias i’ve ever witnessed in politics with people who hate zohran mamdani and it’s all going to be so much funnier when he wins

Man, the cold rain in this specific month really hits different. Someone should write a song about that

Saw an article about someone "redefining what it means to be a pop-star." And just all the comments from people being like "who?" "never heard of her?" and it's just folks, we're in our 40s, just accept we won't know a lot of these people and that doesn't mean "music is dead." We're just old...

The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?

I don't know what will happen in NYC tonight, but I do know that regardless of outcome, any number of public figures, celebrities, politicians and institutions that oppose Mamdani have done so with a level of rhetorical ugliness, racism, and dishonesty that should neither be forgotten nor forgiven.