send the most rabid argentinian player back onto the field right now

come on you spains

a tear graces my eye as i correctly identify an offside. that one's for you dad

do i have time to go watch the Odyssey before extra time ends?

FINALLY

im in the middle of a TF/hypno sequence where I'm slowly becoming more of a bloke the more i watch of this. my stubble is greying. tattoos of various footballers are materialising on my body. my glass of viognier is transmuting into stella artois

its fine just give it to em

extra extra time means they get to use bladed weapons

theyre going to break someones neck by the end of this

Argentina employs the bold tactic of breaking all the other team's bones

Down Below

Maybe that girl with the apple bottom jeans didn't want the whole club looking at her. Did you ever think of that?

Wow, this zine may be small, but it's absolutely STUFFED with art, culture and erotic musings... All these intellectual topics make the blood rush to my head! If you'd like to pick up Issue #3 of @yiffmagazine.bsky.social, I'll have them at LFM today, for the price of a London pint!

Friendship with command strips over I'm just nailing shit into the walls of rental places now

SOUNDKILLAZ - Razor Sharp V.S. Ruff Rydas #SOUNDKILLAZ

Rapid cycling between "I have too many things and need to let go of some of it" and "I need a bass guitar"

Making a really good coffee and fighting the urge to go and make another one immediately after

Explaining complex trauma to an English guy: "its like that feeling when youre one goal down in extra time, forever"

Well if there's a silver lining it's that thatcher would be upset about this

Score sum fackin goals

Down the pub cheering for them to fuck

He is called clavicular because he plays the clavichord

Btw thanks for bearing with me while i do absolutely nothing with this account other than make stream-of-consciousness text posts I've finally been properly dedicating my time to my folio so that i actually have the capability to hop jobs :)

You ever go to a nearby restaurant that you've been meaning to go to for years and never did, only to realise that you have been depriving yourself for all that time

Green for an amazing reason #fursuitfriday

Is bluesky giving anyone else phantom reposts? Like it says your post has been reposted but then the list is blank

always appreciate how they gave cleric beast a belly button. they gave him a sexy little midriff and made him slut drop for every attack.

New and exciting brand collab: Septum Piercing x Hayfever

✷ Falconry Hoods ✷

heya, I'm opening a few character and portrait commissions to cover some expenses! €100 for a full body character + color €60 for a portrait list of 4 characters hit me up at: [email protected]

It's been like this again lately (34c)

Had to delay going out into the garden this morning as I didn't want to interrupt this lunatic's frolicking #stoat #salopobs

Lindsay Graham died? Wtf. I only just joined Nebula

This is what it looked like for two weeks when I got my tonsils out

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Putting this at the end of a text to my Norman friend to let him know he's pissed me off

#今日のねこ先生 今年もいい夏になりますように。🌻🍉🍧

🥹🧡❤️🧡❤️🧡❤️

"I've gotta get another game to play through" [Deltarune ch 3,4 & 5 sitting there staring me directly in the eyes]

oh fuck off. does Vimeo need ID verification now too?

Learning Willie o Winsbury because its such an unintentionally funny folk song. King for 5 verses: I'll kill the man who shagged my daughter King after finding him: fucking hell. you're gorgeous. If I were a woman (& I did say IF!), I'd let you fuck me raw. anyway you can marry my daughter now ig

Gauchos ii #art #illustration #drawing

Murder by the Book asks the brave question of whether Columbo can catch the dumbest guy ever

Alert for all my friends who this is relevant to:

Beautiful photo of me, a scruffy dog husband and my gorgeous busty megamilf wife @choob.bsky.social Snapped by the amazing @0x1fish.net

Lieutenant Columbo Epic Ragebait Compilation (part 3)

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