Chimney Swiftie
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Philly resident, bird enjoyer
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Jerad Walker
about 11 hours ago
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
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oh also now that pictures are working again I can share the Penn Whippoorwill I saw yesterday LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SLEEPY SCRUNCHY FAAAAACE 😭😭😭
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Daniel Kibblesmith
about 9 hours ago
These are all quotes from Frasier.
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Can confirm!!
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Meanwhile, AI:
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Hell de Jour
9 days ago
I know it's not the main point but why can none of this type of guy just get a normal haircut
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Little guy alert
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andy™
18 days ago
this would be an amazing way for It to happen
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steve
27 days ago
I found it, the most deranged way a grocery store has ever displayed pasta sauce
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Billy Z
26 days ago
Backhus ass outta here
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little lamb
about 1 month ago
Iran is going to win the Super Bowl next year
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Amy Ash
about 2 months ago
it’s beautiful to think One Battle inspired a whole new generation to read Thomas Pynchon’s wikipedia page
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Claire
about 1 month ago
Maybe a country that has vision insurance should host the next WBC
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Mary Gillis
about 2 months ago
Is it a good sign for a society when even the shills of capitalism have moved on from hopeful aspiration (use our products to get what you want) to hopeless resignation (use our products to pretend you got what you want)?
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tom clancy's pregfetish fic
about 2 months ago
you may not like it but this is what peak cooking performance looks like
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francis
about 2 months ago
i was literally going to post the picture with "look at this jim henson shit" and then when i read the article: "...which have been designed and made specially by Emmy award-winning puppeteer, Bill Diamond – one of the creators of the Muppets!"
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Mum? - Puppet-rearing Shoebills | Blog | Expert Africa
Zambia’s extraordinarily wild Bangweulu Wetlands are a fascinating water wilderness, which expand after the rains to match Botswana’s Okavango Delta in extent. In the local Bemba language, Bangweulu m...
https://blog.expertafrica.com/wildlife/mum-puppet-rearing-shoebills/
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Helen Robertson
2 months ago
If you want a delightfully bad time keep clicking through.
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Vera "Countess" Lycaon
about 2 months ago
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If this wasn't marketed as a "Chilly Dog" race I'm burning the whole place down
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Meeeellltingggg
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Mathdemigod
about 2 months ago
Remember, friends, birds is dinosaurs.
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Pokémon Gems
about 2 months ago
take goo
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Blackberries: the flavor is mid and the seed-to-fruit ratio sucks.
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Dawn
about 2 months ago
need this to viral so people will get it when I say this for the rest of my life
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Daryll Marie
about 2 months ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHH 🌿🪶 (This is telephoto lens + harsh crop to maintain a respectful distance!)
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Tinker Tailor Shitposter Spy
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about 2 months ago
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There was a woman behind me in line to get on the plane in Ft Meyers wearing a red "MAKE REAL ESTATE GREAT AGAIN" cap and if that doesn't perfectly sum up SW FL I don't know what does
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Quantian
2 months ago
They still can cook on X The Everything App
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Preeti Chhibber
2 months ago
omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for
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Draw a horse, watch it run!
https://gradient.horse/
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WIRED
2 months ago
Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance required 9,852 theatrical pyrotechnics, nearly 400 costumed extras, and a lot of ingenuity. And yes, that was a real couple featured in the wedding.
www.wired.com/story/bad-bu...
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The War on Cars
2 months ago
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
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The Onion
2 months ago
Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
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"soft wood" bitch mahogany™
2 months ago
no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita
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Biollante
2 months ago
Tuff
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Katie Mack
2 months ago
GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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Scoutprime
2 months ago
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
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Coach Finstock
2 months ago
Everyone in this picture looks like a character from the Bioshock universe
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Sickos Committee
2 months ago
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Heather
2 months ago
My tv attempting to close caption it 😂😂
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obnoxiously pitt girl
2 months ago
IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
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KG Hutchins
3 months ago
Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms
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Wrong Station
3 months ago
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look
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Maybe It Will Happen Today
3 months ago
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alix e. harrow
3 months ago
bro whistles are the NICE option. do you really want to challenge 1,000 nerds with 3D printers to invent something louder and more annoying???
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Your *OFFICIAL* Charity Bowl Cartographer
3 months ago
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Phil Lewis
3 months ago
The exhibits about slavery at the President’s House in Philadelphia’s Independence National Historical Park have been removed amid pressure from the Trump admin
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Stephanie Farr
3 months ago
Signs about the history of slavery in the U.S. and the 9 people George Washington enslaved are being removed right now at the President’s House Site in Philadelphia, across from Independence Hall, months after the Trump administration threatend to do so. How far we have not come in 250 years.
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Obsessed with this stamp
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