This might get me to resubscribe to Netflix

Couldn't ask for a more beautiful night to feel like throwing up #phillies

Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756

give em the ol razzle dazzle! #birds

It's easy to make fun of art school but apparently learning how to take criticism without having a complete meltdown is a superpower.

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind

Philadelphia could be a shining city on a hill for this tactic

Philly's hottest club is Chimney Swift Roost #birds

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

"Man, nothing can cheer me up right now" OK but have you tried:

Bruh

Go Phils, fuck ICE and free Palestine The Phillies are National League East Champions!!!!

About to become extremely popular with the neighbors

Today is the 30th anniversary of Hackers

i understand that our attention is divided as a nation but i do need everyone to know that henry winkler is on a fishing trip

Finally, news we can trust

gift link for a non political story that is equally fuckin bizarre and fuckin hilarious. I literally could not stop laughing the whole goddamn time I was reading this. lolol it's so absurd. THERE IS A PIGEON MAFIA IN BELGIUM, YOU GUYS

Next up: zombie movie where Orson Welles rises from the grave to hunt down everyone involved in desecrating his work

meta ai is out here asking some wild questions

And yet a trace of the true self resides in the false self

Happy Labor Day 🙂

they’ll just move him to a different parish and he’ll do it again

Hey guys, im here to ask for your help! I was recently in Belize collaborating w/ the Belize Raptor Center & they've started a massive campaign to reduce & eventually stop the use of rodenticides in the country. Here is the link for the crowdfunding if you guys wanna help! gofund.me/f2fdec80 1/

I wrote about The Gilded Age!!!!!! Many exclamation marks because that is how The Gilded Age is conducting itself these days!!!!!!!!!

in a way aren't we all looking for more sink cheese where we found it yesterday

live action catbus looking pretty sweet

Here are some nice mushrooms

When she was just 26 Florence Merriam wrote the first guide to birding with binoculars in 1889. And she slipped in this incredible feminist gem:

this site would be 800% better if everyone watched the gilded age, a beautiful, vapid show written at a second grade reading level that never disappoints

Swedish Chef be like

Ba-by SHRIKES do do do-do do-do #birds

Gary Larson vs. Newspaper Readers, 1982 (colorized)

The crab museum outflanking all western politicians on genocide

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[after thinking about it for three hours] ONE BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL

someone who’s good at the economy please help me understand why Philly’s Dem mayor and her friends got gigantic raises when our ACTUAL essential city workers—like trash collectors, 911 operators, street pavers—struggle to survive on $46k a year?

Zohran Mamdani: let’s make NYC efficient and affordable Andrew Cuomo: would you ever date an older man? Eric Adams: I met three magical elves last night and one of them offered me a handjob but I said no because I am a man of god

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

is it this

With everything LA has gone through in the last few months (and couple of years), let's celebrate the hatching of: TEN CALIFORNIA CONDORS!!!!!!!!! Congrats to the team at the Los Angeles Zoo!!!

Time to trot out this classic from 2003 again.

🤘🤘🤘

No Kings includes Draft Kings