well *that* is a lede www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...

They scored again?!

Phillies have scored in multiple innings 🚨🚨🚨

"Otisburg?"

Makes sense since he looks like he died 10 years ago

Not regretting completely skipping this series. Phillies stink right now 🦨

Yeah, you better run!

computer, enhance

France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces. Equals 10 nuclear reactors Reduces heat island, shades cars The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight. Why aren't we doing this?

and that's the Audi fuck shit fuck Of The Game

BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren has introduced a bill that would allow you to file taxes for free directly with the IRS. The bill has support on both sides of the aisle, and would bring back and expand the free taxing filing program that the Trump administration killed off.

SOSA

Wait until one of those boars turns around

Okay, I chuckled

South Annville Township pay attention:

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

Cubs in a waking nightmare and I'm here for it

🚨🚨Scotty Jetpax Sighting!🚨🚨

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

At a township meeting I attended recently a developer told residents the data center he wanted to build would put out less decibels than a refrigerator and I wonder what it's like to be that much of a sociopath.

Come On Eileen

City Connects still cursed

Everyone get wet! 💧

Question: can you issue pardons while being dragged out in handcuffs?

Okay so impeach him already

New ad from @winwithoutwar.bsky.social in today's @post-gazette.com calling out @fetterman.senate.gov for his support for Trump's Iran war. #NotOneMoreDime

Happy Surrender and Freedom Day! On April 9, 1865, Robert E. Lee and the Army of Northern Virginia surrendered to Ulysses S. Grant and the Army of the Potomac. home.nps.gov/apco/planyou...

Baseball is outstanding.

I went to bed early last night and so did the Phillies

They used to bury the Pharaohs with their closest advisors.

What if Congress was like, really concerned about this, tho?

Left a message with my Rep, Dan Meuser. Hard to sound polite when you have to explain that you think threatening genocide is a bad thing and maybe we shouldn't do it.

@fetterman.senate.gov Please look over Section 4 of Amendment 25 FYI: constitutioncenter.org/the-constitu...

"A live look at all of us, all of humanity." #Artemis II

“Well, Grant, we’ve had the devil’s own day.” “Yes. Lick ‘em tomorrow, though.” ~Exchange between Generals William T. Sherman & Ulysses S. Grant on evening of 4/6/1862 (164 years ago tonight) after battle of Shiloh’s first day. The Union won the battle the next day. Images: Library of Congress.

A local township is currently debating a proposal for a data center near me this week. People do not want this shit.

Movements to shut down or ban data centers are amassing power and notching victories. Wikipedia has banned AI-generated content in articles. Publishers and entertainment studios are being pushed to reject AI-produced content outright. In other words: It's open season for refusing AI.

I woke up only able to say "Porter Martone" in a DelCo accent

"Forget it, Anakin. It's Jar-Jartown."

Martone!

Somehow we're ruining space travel

Oh, that explains it

If I'm going to the Moon, your email is gonna have to wait until I get back.

Long Island Sucks

Fetterman feels a stirring on his loins

We can't even go to space and escape the emails? jfc

Report: Decision Not To Call Film ‘The Baby Yoda Movie’ To Cost Disney $900 Million https://theonion.com/report-decision-not-to-call-film-the-baby-yoda-movie-to-cost-disney-900-million/

HELL YEAH RING THAT BELL 🔔🔔🔔

SOSA GOOD LORD YOU BEAST