Me: If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Tech CEOs: If it aint' broke, break it and charge double.

Hahaha, we're boiling the ocean to power machines that are dumber than fucking pocket calculators.

I know the "6-7" thing is officially over because the 70 and 80-year-olds I volunteer with made a joke about it this weekend. 🪦💀

Get this asshole off my TV I want to watch hockey

Not only are we falling behind the world on solar, we're also propping up "zombie coal." arstechnica.com/science/2025...

ko-fi.com/s/fc34523e7f Happy New Year, Fuck Gen AI, Never Surrender.

Happy New Year! From the sound I just heard I can only assume my neighbors just blew themselves up.

My resolution for the New Year is to try "failing upward" instead of my usual, which is "succeeding downward."

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

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Flyers win! 🟠⚫

The reason for the season. #merryGritmas

I'm ready! Let's go, the Flyers!

Philadelphia, I am here.

started / going

Good, then I can finally convince my bosses to abandon this shit platform.

Happy birthday, Chase Utley! #RingTheBell @phillies.com

PSA: Our roadmap for 2026:

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Why do we need this when Disney already has a Pat McAfee?

Drunk Karate Raccoons

“Don’t surrender to AI your ability to read, write and think when others once risked their lives and died for the freedom to do so.”

Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses https://theonion.com/study-finds-young-people-now-watch-more-youtube-content-than-zoetropes-of-galloping-horses/

I said it before, will say it again -- generative AI fetishizes "ideas" while sneering at effort, execution, and education. That, despite Gen-AI being built on and out of other people's effort, execution and education.

What did I know and when did I know it?

Hell yeah!

Do you think Kyle Schwarber took that 4-year offer from the Pirates and hung it on the fridge for everyone to see?

Breaking: Shit trade policy continues to not work

After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT. Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.

At least it wasn't Max.

If any part of your strategy is "chase down Verstappen" you have lost.

The stewards value their jobs in that they can easily penalize Yuki and no one will scream at them for eternity.

I have a list of folks that Belsnickel or Krampus can shove into a bag and beat with sticks this holiday season.

Harper's going .217 next year, isn't he?

JFC

abolish the presidential pardon

Remembering him would require admitting that we ever forgot him 🫶

Putting on a tuxedo and climbing into my 1977 shit-brown Ford LTD station wagon and heading to the airport like a free man

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

Burn these data centers to the fucking ground.

stink, stank, stunk

Mom every year: You were born at 10:15 am after 22 hours, 15 minutes and 43 seconds of labor. You were 8lbs, 5oz, and 20 inches long. It snowed that day. The doctor's name was.. Me: what's your wifi password? Mom: ...wait, I think I wrote it down somewhere...it might start with a j or maybe a 5?

iHeartRadio pledges the company doesn’t and won’t “use AI-generated personalities” or “play AI music” in staff memo