The Phillies really went all out for my dad's 75th birthday.

Baseball much easier when you don't have to try hitting off a rail gun

SOOOOOOOSSAAAAAAAA

Post a logo, emblem, or title (with its original font) that remains as perfect today as when it was new.

Solar ftw abcnews.com/US/solar-gen...

ffffffff

Axl Rose voice: take me down to noodle arm city where the grass is green and my elbow's shitty

In the same spirit, I'm going to put marshmallows on cats to detect cosmic rays.

SCHWARBOMB!

"I love the inflation."

aaaaaargh

Yes, STOTT. Yes.

Can they zoom in the center field camera in Toronto just a bit?

Ring the bell! 🔔🔔🔔

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MARSH FORGIVEN

Every interview with him should be like this, keep pushing, keep pushing back on his bs. Every single interview should end with him storming off in a huff.

ants go Marchan Is this anything?

Fleetwood Mac

Lael Wilcox has already cycled around the world in 108 days, faster than any other woman. Now she’s planning to do it faster than any human, in less than 80 days — she just has to sleep a little less.

BROOOOOMS 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹

When I said we should "throw AI in the toilet," this is not what I meant...

FIA is proposing a rule change for '27 because Verstappen misses 30+ second lead snoozefests. Meanwhile, F1 is the most exciting its been in years, but that's not "natural racing" according to Max. He's threatening to leave? Let him. Lots of fun, upcoming youths I'd rather watch anyway.

I knew I kept this game on for a reason St💣tt bombs

This is good policy

Damn, those dodger units are assss

Is that good? That seems bad.

'The original Luddites didn’t break machines because they liked breaking machines. They didn’t break machines because they were reflexively anti-technology either. They broke machines because other forms of legitimate resistance were illegal or ineffective.'

Way to go Cristopher Sánchez!

Ok this is a truly great tweet

that student? herman melville

Ah, farts

The most excellent @karlbode.com on the rage building against AI and the billionaires behind it. Very much worth your time to read.

I wish I looked this good.

Ever fucking green

STOTT MY BEAUTIFUL SON

AI sucks so so hard. It would be comical if it wasn't also destroying everything it touches.

I opened bluesky about 5 minutes ago and I'm already furious so I'll catch you all later.

Well would you look at that

Marchan? In this economy?

That was pandemonium

SCHWARBEAST

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Vega?

uk politics are hilarious man just a never ending string of dweebs showing up to be Top Boy and then losing the popularity contest immediately

Fucking Ogre

At least make it to scale, I mean, come on...

Good morning Blacksky. Teach the babies to play instruments.

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