In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

Get Out

Zohran CLAIMS to be a socialist, and yet he keeps doing things that I can only categorise as 'king shit'. INTERESTING.

Say what you want about the big light, I got a lot of work done today that I'd been procrastinating. I don't need ambiance, I need results

WHO CHOSE THIS BGM???? I'M SERIOUS PLEASE CLICK THE VIDEO AND LISTEN TO THIS BACKING TRACK I'M CRYING FROM LAUGHTER

Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip

Google wanted us to see this today

boy, bye

Maybe I'll send off some of my flash again (been a minute). Join me in submitting!

particularly interested in hearing from more transfemme poets and writers!

advertisements should not be allowed to have audio. theyve abused the privilege of sound

one day i will participate more actively in trans bluesky.

Let me tell y'all about guys like Newsom, because we learned the hard way in Dallas. Eric Johnson was a respected Democratic state rep when he was elected mayor in 2019. This made sense, as Dallas is deep blue. Johnson's tenure began normally. But then he started hanging out with Republicans. 🧵

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

"top/bottom" and "dom (up) / sub (down)" must mean there is a third dynamic: "charm/strange"

Weekend timeline cleanse! A #Greek rhyton in the shape of a #dog's head. 🐕🐶 Vessels such as this were used in drinking parties. Since they didn't have a base, their contents had to be consumed before the vessel could be put down Dating ca. 475 BC. 📷 Museo Nazionale Etrusco di Villa Giulia 🏺

the feminine urge to draw genderswapped #Yakuza 🚬🩸 #龍が如く#art

people will call you an ideological purist for saying this guy shouldn't be the next democratic presidential candidate

Alice & Martin Provensen - from The Iliad & the Odyssey (1956). #wardsmorguefile #moreartlessdoom

Might fuck around and have a Knights and ladies phase again.

making some progress on my piece for @taplingzines.bsky.social 💐

First art of the year !! (I did this back on the first 😅) Inspired by René Gruau #myart #art #artsky

My cat: [wanders into the kitchen near the time he usually gets fed] Me: And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, My cat: please stop Me: Slouches towards the kitchen to be fed? My cat: I swear to god I just want food. Please.

Evergreen.

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my desire my need to write my to process the daily own horrors horrors first though ( •_•) (•_• ) ( ง )ง ୧( ୧ ) /︶\ /︶\

In 2003, Wikipedia held a logo design contest. Here are four of the finalists:

YES THIS INCLUDES THE CROSSWORD APP

Wake up babe new meet-cute dropped

I don't believe in fate but I do believe that if I accidentally exit out of one of my dozens of browser tabs it was not meant to be

"I cannibalized pleasure. Mylar desire painted my Dark roots red and waited. I persisted In the angle between her lashes’ shadows And the fading bruise underneath." —Dylan McNulty-Holmes beestungmag.com/issue25/one-...

If they're still there when I go back I think I may have to get the dollar store foot fetish socks just because of the phrase dollar store foot fetish socks.

beestung is now open for new work by two-spirit, genderqueer, and non-binary writers! beestungmag.com/about/

flash the side boob you want to see in the world

Noah Baumbach (2012)

Okay yes you're sorry but when are you going to take *accountability* for party rocking

There is always an XKCD

New dating strategy just dropped

the famous Kissplex

Sailor mars knight sketch:

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

Something lovely for the weekend! Minoan cups made by Bronze Age potters some 3,800 years ago! Heraklion Archaeological Museum, Crete 📷 by me #Archaeology

I love being late to my opening shift because in addition to fare increases apparently major bus routes got significant schedule cuts (the six apparently now starts an hour later and runs less frequently on Sunday)

I feel seen

005: an expanse 006: exausting 007: like attracts like 008: bad dog