You may be tripping the fuck out, but you’ll never be the Captain on the cover of People Magazine tripping

every comment section needs at least one guy just fucking losing it for no reason

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

cat

A five year old Hidetaka Miyazaki saw this and realized it was going to be his whole deal

Not since the boyfriend in the first Terminator movie has a man so badly miscalculated what he was physically capable of

Joe Walsh: Still Correct After All These Years

A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist

💛💜 RIP Sam Keith #themaxx #samkeith #copicsketchmarkers

“So y’all hate Black people who are ICE agents?”

@helldude.bsky.social 🚨🚨🚨

My cat dug up my elephant ear bulb 😩😩😭😭😭

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WHY ARE WE SO OLD

The mask is completely off. You can’t meet these people in the middle. We’re not working toward the same goals. They hate America. They hate democracy. They hate freedom. And they hate you.

I’m at ICE HQ

MENSA stands for MEN of SomethingAwful

MENSA stands for MEN of SomethingAwful

There Is No Such Thing As An Alpha Male Comedian ron funches is funny

this is literally a recurring nightmare for me - finding myself enlisted again for some reason. and enlisting at 40+ sounds like the second deepest circle of hell. thanks for making me glad to be knocking on 50's door, guys

yea i've got imposter syndrome. im poster

(*ΦωΦ)こんばんは 今日もミニャサマ 1日 お疲れ様でしたヾ(Φ∀Φ)ﾆｬ #猫 #Blueskyねこ部 @bskyphotos.bsky.social

the flying nun in frock of white see how she doth take flight the other nuns point and stare "bitch, get thee down from there"

100% funded!!!!!!!!!!!!

Day #235: The Adventures of Batman & Robin (1995)

Day #234: The Flying Nun (1968)

hells yeah, queen

I have decided that henceforth Nipper will be known as Henry Rowlins, because he is a compact man who yells a lot

There's a giant hexagonal storm at the north pole of Saturn. It's 29,000 km across. So here's Earth for scale.

My local industrial gas supplier also wanted people to know this recently

Millennial funeral where the attendees are like, “Is someone chopping onions? 😢” The dead guy is like, “Soooo I did a thing (got crushed by a log flume).”

hint :)

I Know Why the Aged Nerd Swings

Nvidia’s CEO can spout whatever technonsense he likes about regurgitative AI, I’m not going to dignify it by reading a fucking word. The conversation stops at the fact AI is toxic waste. Ethically, morally, financially, environmentally. You cannot rhetorically clear that checkpoint.

Social media ain’t no fun no more

The tusks that clashed in mighty brawls Of mastodons, are billiard balls. The grizzly bear, whose potent hug Was feared by all, is now a rug. Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf, And I don't feel so good myself.

Therapist: So imagine a post on the Internet. BlueSky user: It makes me angry Therapist: I meant like a joke BlueSky user: I'm even angrier

thats right

computer graphics (1988) archive.org/details/OhX_...

You used to be able to drive to Canada by accident. I'd say "in living memory" but 100% of bluesky's 38 year old users were old enough to buy cigarettes at the time

Thank U India (You're welcome) Thank U Terror (You're welcome) Thank U Disillusionment