everyone going "YASSSS KING" over that Northernlion clip makes me feel like I'm seeing a different video. like he goes from talking about some guy being annoyed that his friend recommended a bad movie for a date to ranting about purity culture? is there a minute I'm not seeing?????

What if he emerged fine and we were all like awwwwww then he tripped and fell down every stair and that's how it happened

AP WIRE SERVICE: Donald J. Trump, well known pedophile, has died on an airplane while trying to suck his own dick; forensic pathologists on the scene say it's nasty as fuck, death caused by fractures to his larynx and hyoid bone while bent over trying to lick at his own withered penis

Donald Trump died today after opening the emergency door in flight and jumping out. Bystanders heard him say there was a "Filet-o-Fish on the wing"

live your life such that millions of people don’t drop everything they’re doing to collectively hope that It Happened at the slimmest of signs

thinking about Greek Nathan

Yes, some movie date choices are risky, but its a great way to find out if youre compatible.

🔊 Holy Moly! It's a Duck (Downtown - Round 1) ➡️ By Hiroshi Kawaguchi 👾 Dynamite Düx, 1988, Sega [ vgmrips.net/packs/pack/d... ] #DinoArcadeTunes

POV: the edible you ate hours ago finally hits while Guillermo Del Toro is telling you “monsters are patron saints of our blissful imperfection”

this is how Guillermo Del Toro makes movies

safety pig

Walkout

jones in the fast lane, prompt, dos (1991) www.mobygames.com/game/370/jon...

your train has arrived

they gotta be trolling me

now showing up on book outlet (and other wholesalers). a sign that it did not move any copies at all. $8.49 brand new hardcover lmao. brutal.

Davos, Switzerland, the World Economic Forum.

BANK PANIC

Control Ultimate Edition is $3.99 on Steam buff.ly/7WXfdXT Deck verified also on Game Pass Premium

17 minute full video on xAI www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VJT...

I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there. I need you to listen to these people. STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.

dang just realized I haven't shared most of my best design work here

かぼちゃはビタミンやミネラルが豊富で栄養価の高い野菜です。「若返りのビタミン」とも呼ばれているビタミンE が豊富で細胞を若く保つほか 心疾患や脳卒中、がんの予防など体に欠かせない栄養素が多いです。冷え性や肩こり・頭痛などの改善も期待できますよ。

コウモリ と リンゴ の コウモリンゴちゃん🦇🍎　 bat ＋ apple ＝ bapple🦇🍎

friendly neighborhood barred attorney telling you to never put your ID on your phone

smokin on that shit that make you pass the pipe to yourself

Terry after eating too many Rising Tacos.

Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing

SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED...TWO MEN • We are two men • We're burly • We'll do what you want YES OUR BODIES ARE STRONG BUT OUR FRIENDSHIP IS STRONGER WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR OVER 34 YEARS OF COURSE THERE HAVE BEEN UPS AND DOWNS BUT WE ALWAYS COME TO TERMS WITH OUR DIFFERENCES BECAUSE FRIENDSHIPS LIKE

words of wisdom from moon

I guess I just never really thought about the fact that in the song What It’s Like by Everlast he is teaching people to feel empathy but also takes a second to say that he’s had some sex with some hot chicks

Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."

Asking my friends to share their locations so I can monitor when they go out to bars without me and remotely hijack the TouchTunes to play Jumper by Third Eyed Blind 100 times in a row

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

who up RAV4posting

hit my deductible

1. Mayo is the single most disgusting concoction ever devised. It serves no purpose. Sorry your food is dry, make it better next time. Even a sandwich cut with a knife that had once had mayo on it is instantly ruined

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Insane long shot but can anyone get me in touch with the comedian Bruce Baum

“Trump presser” only it’s hydraulic.

They should invent a type of current event that’s good