I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher

I have bigger problems right now, but I can't figure out what to tell Matthew to get me for Christmas, and it's irking me (I have ideas for smaller things, but not for a bigger present).

ah man I've got a Voldo infestation. he's just writhing around in my pantry. this sucks

some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops: Blue Diamond Bob's Red Mill Land O'Lakes Tillamook Welch's

Questions to people coming to our big tent: • How do you feel about trans people? • How do you feel about DEI? • How do you feel about stopping brown people on the street to ask for their papers? • How do you feel about reproductive freedom? Just since we're all on the same side now, you know?

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.

epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump

You know Trump gives shitty blowjobs.

More evidence that these doofuses are clueless. Such fucking idiots.

I was fine with my taxes going to schools before Lil Dude was born, because I want a well-educated society.

Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good https://theonion.com/report-oyster-cracker-wise-nation-doing-pretty-good-1819578214/

Wooooo

A knock-on effect of Trump suddenly looking weak is people feel emboldened to push back against his flunkies too. Turns out the media knows exactly how to do this when they want to

Happy fuggin birthday to me. Let's see what 39 is all about, because the last week or so of 38 was certainly ass.

Marjorie Taylor Greene fed and watered the beast that is now consuming her.

It's supposed to be 74 here tomorrow. I don't care for that.

wait. VELCRO is a portmanteau of velvet + crochet?!? 🤯 waynedalenews.com/2025/03/what...

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

...did they not have Google in 2016?

we all got that one homie who's drawn in a different art style

well that answers literally my only question

It's me

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

I'm not trying to be mean, but racists who believe Trump betrayed them by being a child molester are not going to embrace the Democratic Party without forcing that party to embrace racism. And the people gained would in no way make up for those lost.

please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures

Soft launching a baby makes me think she's tossing it underhand onto a pile of pillows

A drag king named Tom Foolery

Or had a toddler

update

The study was done at University of Arkansas Little Rock!

I’ll stop posting this when it stops happening

Guess who's getting two bottom canines at the same time and is snotty and is being a monster and resisting any attempts by his parents to make him feel better. Happy fucking birthday weekend to me, I guess.

Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next

When my youngest cat, Basil, went to the vet for the first time, his heart rate was just listed as "purr."

Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!

Favorite new reaction image

We (the world at large) are making enough fucking babies. We're cool on the babies. We need to start FEEDING the babies and VACCINATING the babies and WELCOMING the babies to various places, but we have babies out the wazoo. They just might have different melanin levels

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

Every "population crisis" article in western media is just "WHERE ARE THE WHITE BABIES" in disguise and we absolutely do not have to give any credence to any of them

When my mom would pop popcorn for all six of us when I was a kid, this was our popcorn bowl.

How the hell does Lil Dude keep losing his pacifiers in the baby-gated-off living room?!

It's corny af, but it popped into my head that Duchess was so special that an aurora guided her way to...wherever she went. Whatever makes me feel better, I guess.

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

Uninteresting times would be good any day now

I can't remember the precise wording but someone on here said that the Republican threat to expose Bill Clinton too isn't so much a threat as it is a "buy one, get one free" promotion.

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

I love this.

Horses and humans share a special bond because we are both half centaurs