Jesus Christ.

My OB-GYN friend posted this elsewhere, from the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists.

Does Tylenol cause stupid?

Talcum X running his grift again.

Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate. I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man. Never change your last name.

On this our autumnal equinox, I salute train stop corn. I've been watching this single stalk grow next to the brown line for a few weeks. It's alone in its endeavors and the one ear of corn is wee.

On this our autumnal equinox, I salute train stop corn. I've been watching this single stalk grow next to the brown line for a few weeks. It's alone in its endeavors and the one ear of corn is wee.

Oh you still use Xitter? That's cute.

this exists it is called thinking

My dad played 8-tracks in the van.

Ask. Target. Fuck, yeah.

🫩🫩🫩.

I don't even know how to process this.

ME: wanna hear a joke BSKY REPLY PERSON: a what

If bribing the most powerful person in the world will let you buy more stuff than you should be able to buy then a fiduciary could claim they have an obligation to bribe. That’s what we have set up here.

25 years ago we were introduced to the breezy summer sounds of Bebel Gilberto. Tapped into the musical DNA of her family (daughter of João Gilberto and Miúcha), she's breathed new life into the bossa nova sound. Just gorgeous.

Just some morning glory absolutely going off.

I mean...

I don't subscribe but gonna help mom do this.

It's pretty easy to cancel your Disney+ subscription, and a coordinated, national day of cancellations would send a very clear message about our values as Americans.

Just some morning glory absolutely going off.

👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

if only Black people went to Klan meetings to debate their humanity

This is actually hysterical.

The main function of AI is to make all text on the internet untrustworthy unless you personally know the source. We will boil the oceans and price people out of heat in winter for this.

👀

2022 — a confession:

Tyrants and rich people are black holes of owning everything. Completely insatiable. But they never have one thing. It is elusive and intangible. They do not comprehend it. They will not have...enough.

The address to target is: Disney-ABC Home Entertainment and Television Distribution 500 S. Buena Vista St. Burbank, CA 91521-3515

This is so real. I read so many texts on the fly & it's a daily struggle to remember to reply. Obvs some people I prioritize but others I've gotta leave on read until I can muster more resources. I've learned about my finite amount of energy via family stuff in the past 18 months & can't overextend.

Pharaoh.

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

Too many lives have been lost to the silence and shadows, and too many people have felt they had to struggle alone. When we bring conversations about suicide out of the shadows, we create space for healing and support. Hope grows when we shine a light together. 💙

Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.

Ezra Decline

WHACK HIM AGAIN

“How you die does not redeem how you lived.”

This is what I'm wondering. Charity for kids is funny? Also, this host blows.

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

*chin in hands* Please tell us again why you're still posting there?

Grok is being sent to the reeducation camp

Rich white dude accountability is something else.

Today is a special day. Happy 40th, queens!

🧵👇🏼

This is bananas.

I don't post on Facebook anymore but it'd be fun to put this screenshot in the replies of everyone canonizing this nazi.

Bill Withers on the deck.

Hi show me the sky where you are pls, I want to see it