VIDEO GAME NPC: All hallow, fair one. I a'fear you've arrived late. If you want the Amulet of +5% HP, you'll have to pry it from mine dead claws! ME: (immediately circle strafing off cliff & before the falling animation even loads frame one opening the Steam Deck menu & hitting Shut Down)

the first 24-48hrs are critical for finding Waldo

there’s no easy way to say this but ever since my bottom surgery i have experienced a change in libidinal attraction that i can only describe as “fujoshing out”

one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it

its right behind you dumbass

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

women can do anything

in a sudden flash of capacity, i got to wave 20 for the very first time today! and i nearly lost my mind. what do you Mean there’s a boss wave. lost to the very last of those five egg-spawns. cracked 1mil though! i don’t know when i’ll make it that far again, but i’m excited for it

Skin Deep (Blendo Games, 2025)

"should women work" but it really means "should men have to ever answer to or even encounter women who are not their wives, offspring, and/or other servile figures"

🌕 I LOVE WHAT I HAVE BECOME 🐺 This print is available now in the shop! #werewolf #illustration #furry

when you like my posts youre sniffing them. when you repost, thats a little lick

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Did Men With No Rizz Ruin the Workplace?

ffs, @nytimes.com

curse intensity ranking: may you live in interesting times: B- - all time classic, doesn’t have quite the edge you might want but everyone gets that interesting times suck to live through, remains a standby may you live in Interesting Times With Ross Douthat: S++ - jesus christ - fuck that guy

for the record: I develop games for people who play games to have fun

He got too big for the pig bath youtu.be/ytsBJawMBDQ?

This is complete hogwash

Never talk to the nyt, y'all.

10 years ago we had Jeff Porn, Richard Balls, Edward Buttholes, Dennis Clock, Barrel of Salt, Paul Pierced Nipples, Greb Ceramic Sphere, Lord Pheasant, William Machine Gun, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, and Wiggly Man

"straight people are evenly split between the pro-rape or anti-rape faction" is basically the story of all of modern society

if you are in a situation that you think will kill you in a direct or diffuse or "well-meaning" way, i need you to believe in yourself and in your ability to seek people out who can help you and discern who does and doesn't report to the killer

Bounty Hunter Ludy // Scoop // PC-98

Important.

3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you. 3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough 4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

I decided to try and review a manual nose and ear hair trimmer from South Korean brand Royal for @aftermath.site and I can confirm that it blows every electric trimmer out of the water. aftermath.site/manual-ear-a...

I wish all the NYC transsexual DJs a very happy Mamdani Welcome to the Transition sample

I don't think I've ever checked a rude post that wasn't cool as hell lol what a fucking failure of a feature like if anything I see a post marked as rude and its a like a little present I have to unwrap

TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO

I went a third of a century accepting, on the testimony of a cartoon, that coyotes chase roadrunners before I ever saw the real thing.

Oh my GOD. The song that Rudy Giuliani used in his anti-Zohran post is fucking AI-generated. It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is. music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...

Babe… babe… babe…

warm subject

barking lot

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

if you ever wondered what i meant when i posted at you i meant “hey! down here!! no down Here!!! hey 👋 i exist! i exist and i love you!! hey”

try again, but harder

you know, among other things, I was never told that the real-life villains would be this fucking tacky

teef

People don’t really understand what being trans is. And I get it, because they don’t usually have a window into our lives. Basically, imagine a hamburger

Sorry for the break had to fix a toaster