ask me about my alien

two yogurt drinks in one day has me acting unwise

a little ferret for watching cartoons with 🐁🎶

rendered

update on my big tentacle tail: i still wear this all the time. sway sway

small talk

theres something macabre and spiritually delicious about innocent souls inflicting cruelty because they dont know its wrong

i made myself a yinglet

didn't think i would be asking this but the other tenants are asking for $100 each for heating and my bank account is still dry from waiting for my disability to kick in, i do not want to be kicked out so soon and need help immediately, i am so scared ko-fi.com/esmethepurpl...

when you like my posts youre sniffing them. when you repost, thats a little lick

what do you want to play?

when a cartoon has a cute little animal that is killed for comic relief i hope you think of me

everybody's cold

rat_pervert_daydream

DONT BE WEIRD GIRL

i am a conscientious objector to the human condition

i failed the QTE in my dream last night and was eaten by an ungulate

when i changed my name i wanted my middle name to be 'sugar' but my mother stomped her foot and told me she got to pick it instead

its really important to me that everybody keeps making weird porn. we need future generations to be even weirder than us

its dark so early, now. there are owls out there...

wheeeeeee

would love the ability to make a temporary post so that my sleepy blushy thoughts go away by the time i would feel bashful about them

had a vile dream about expressing glands to be helpful

i threw up! :(

🐁🍄 guess what girls

whee

i haven't been hypnotized in ages (hint)

lrp this really captures my general philosophy

Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice

vocal stimming by saying "im bout to make a name for myself" but tastefully omitting channing tatum's cajun accent

"you'd better fucking not"

carve something about it

The Real You. 🐺🌙

me talking to the roofer: i get nervous walking around up there, and im tiny! the roofer: you are quite small ma'am

btw sorry if i unfollow u i just like to keep irl nudes and untagged pictures of food off of my timeline

!!!!!

i started making my own ciggy filters out of toiletpaper tubes so i am now smoking the lemon potty pak

squeaaaks (in block world)

mice are too small for a name you know

finger would be a lovely name for a little mouse lady

app idea: Find My Peanut

if the only games you ever play with a mouse are cruel dont be surprised when she doesnt want to come out of her cage

i cant tell if you get it or not

today might be a good day to tell a little mouse how much you cherish her . she's headpressing .

being this hungry reminds me of high school. i had a hungry dream

i want to sing a song i wrote but if nobody likes it ill wither away into dust

how much damage could one sexually frustrated rat do?

Staying on top of currant events... real berry fans know

eye-floaties are extradimensional nematodes and if they wanted to they could go straight through your head like a bullet. when you see them that means they're taking the time to go around you