i am anticapitalist and also asexual but i am perfectly comfortable trading sex for financial favors because i like to buy toys and also like to touch balls

once my dog gets me an ipad i'll be drawing all my ideas as soon as i have them

thanks Blossom

me when i was terminally depressed: lol how could you let your phone die? just plug it in

relationship tactic: title "Rat Trick" when your partner looks tired or troubled, make sure to offer lots of remedies as fast as you can think of them. this will cause an overflow and your partner will say theyre fine. then you will receive credit, both for giving them space AND for trying to help

today on the phone my dad said "you sound like the happiest little wife ever" and i am

"Nah, wolves don't care much for mice. But foxes..."

when i was 13 spending time with someone i really should have had some parental oversight with i was handed the schizophrenic tradition of drawing faces on all my buckets i always make them look panicked or sick in case they get vomited in, cuz she had the same quirk and i understood

🐁💬 oh ack sorry i forgot my lighter baby ill be right back 🐈‍⬛💭 Oe yeah whatever. i guess ill just wear this stupid little shirt forever and bite your ears. ugh

i think i feel pressured nnot to wear a mask because ive been confronted multiple times when i insisted on wearing one to my job but i really should start again cuz now i don't have a boss

the idea a group of reasonable and polite little furries set up a tent and amazing light up campfire prop and now all of them can insist to their friends they went camping in the library

this is not an endorsement or encouragement of any kind but personally for me idon't know if there's anything better than a cigarette on the porch in my trailer park

today my heart (stuffed mouse) got to sit next to a peach labubu at the restaurant and she was so starstruck we forgot to take a picture

back from the meetup ask me anything

today wife noticed that the rain coming into our living room had filled the bucket and she asked me with concern if i would be okay with the rain... and i said 👍 dont worry puppy. i drink water im not scared of it anymore

going to a social gathering to meet new critters today and I'm nervous but i don't think anybody is gonna step on me

Todays assigned Brelly size: One head shorter than a mouse @compactdivine.bsky.social #microfurry

my deadlock advice: conceptualize all the items as little teammates and learn how to use their powers because you can only carry a few of them. and make sure to tell your real teammates about your kindergarten strat so they get really happy and try it with you

I am watching YouTube tutorials on how to get better at deadlock (because the game feels like 4D Chess except instead of moving a pawn i get to make a gargoyle girl squish people. nd I feel like I'm finally conceptualizing the game in a way that lets me be good at it but my lil hands don't comply

🗣️🗣️🗣️ boo draw something rat girl umm ok. heres shapes about trauma 🐁💭🟠🎶 🗣️🗣️ we meant porn for jorking it to.

shrugging and rolling over back in bed

it makes me so happy when my friends post the things that make them squirm and blush because right now it feels like all we can really do is play . and now i get a little squirmy by association about some things. the mind plays around, you know

today i swapped a bucket for a stew pot / while i brushed my teeth and hummed a song / and though the flood is getting kind of old now / i finally think im smiling like grandma 🐭💭👵

id love to hear the noises other girls make when they fill their cannula but thats a strict trade only to be made in confidence

everyday when i live my life im doing it cuz i love you 🐁

3/6 tasks completed time for a shower yipee

the hardest part of having a micro bf is getting them out of the bug traps!

today i have to do the dishes and take a shower and swap my cannula and clean the litter box and take out the garbage

Dinner (2022)

honestly a mouse that was raised by an owl could definitely be a lot crazier than this

my potatoes didnt get soft enough in the crockpot so now im gonna be a bitch for like an hour

playing toys

my mousewife schedule allows me to wear the same oversized sweater and boxer shorts for days on end while i do the chores and such

im really giggly about the drawing brelly did its giving me lots of energy to do my chores

Toy :^) 🐁🟠 @compactdivine.bsky.social

asking yourself "will i remember this fondly after my body expires?" is an advanced self-care technique

girls that are marshmallows

due to the intersection of my autism and my acesexuality i must admit with a heavy heart that i would fuck claptrap

the government legislated my favorite flavors of nicotine vape and now the only options are "american tobacco" and "juul mint"

in need of drool

imagining someone very big and gentle and sweet but just so tragically uncoordinated

@transgoatgirl.bsky.social "coffee art"

@iddyyy.bsky.social "cat mouths"

going to golden corral and im gonna give my wife the puppy ring that sockets into this kitty ring

lrt i really wish i could just trade because i think my voice would be akin to a superpower to a dramatic femboy its just not the kind of voice that gets to have a bank account called ashley

me: so I think I have a pleasant voice but it's pretty deep and so it might be cool to just trade voices with a trans masc guy with a pleasant voice that's higher than he likes ursula the sea witch: how the fuck does this help me overthrow king triton

today wifey also called me "the patron saint of hemming and hawwing" which is so validating and lovely

i asked my girlfriend, my other half, what the little mouse is dreaming about, and her answer with no hesitation was "going in some girl's butt. if she's daydreaming she's probably going to die in there*

Fluffle Bunch (\ /) (-x-)

sorry i kind of fell into a wormhole today everybody 🐁🎶 i am done with the chores, and now me and puppy finally get to no-life the new borderlands for a bit but when we start winding down im gonna paint more daydreams so feel free to comment any you think of until tonight 💕💕