nothin like waking up in the morning to a nice big steaming pile of joe

it occurs to me that Robotron 2084 was a roguelike, so it feels redundant to call Evil Egg a "robotron roguelike"

Seeing as its christmas and steam sale time I figured I should recommend some games I enjoyed this year, even though they are mostly of the old school shooty bang bang variety that nobody else likes. I've probably mentioned all these before so feel free to ignore this

Silksong: balls-hard platform adventure store.steampowered.com/app/1030300/... Sektori: hypnotic twin-stick triangle shooter store.steampowered.com/app/2105620/... Evil Egg: robotron on even more acid than it was already on (free!) store.steampowered.com/app/3651950/...

lastly we have BEST FREE GAME it's evil egg. massive flashing lights warning for even... thinking about this game. it's aura is incomprehensible. the gameplay is a roguelike robotron, but the style is insanity. it's sick as fuck. try it

Update: Evil Egg-- good as hell

The abandoning of OpenGL and 32-bit apps on modern MacOS is indicative of this. Say what you will about Microsoft, they won't just say to your face "we've now decided your shit should not run anymore. get fucked"

if you want to release updates frequently at will it becomes harder IME

ppl love asking me to make games for Mac. do you drive to work in a tanning bed

mathematicians be like group theory set theory and category theory are all different things

hot tub at this air bnb SHOCKED ME

the locust is on you

my BIG swag

My next game will have a wikipedia page no matter the cost

Day 2 of asking @vscode.dev to add this

we gave them duck christmas (emptying a bag of live minnows into their pond) and they quacked about it ALL DAY. here is some pre duck christmas media

google app news feed is now giving me random github issues

still depressed about cutting ties with a whole group of cool people over the summer over basically stupid bullcrap

boy ducks are not duck typed because they do not quack like ducks, curious

my ducks are duck typed

everyone shut up with the baby talk

i need a text editor that formats vertical lists like this

pretty much everything around evil egg makes me happy, i like that it is a good game, i like that it is a free game, i like that people like it, it did everything i wanted, released with no bugs or major issues

Huge tony update

I would be smarter if I liked beer

Google boobs

sometimes i do useful stuff too

Do I even have to say it

did something stupid github.com/uzkbwza/fenn...

NEW Renegade Cut on my channel. It's about Evil Egg and so much more. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFcd...

Through-line I wanna trace that goes like: 1. Yuji Horii realizes you can turn Ultima III into penny slots, sells millions 2. FFVII turns 70-hour runtime into a selling point instead of an evil curse 3. Dreamcast dies 4. ??? 5. Every game is a part-time job that makes you level up an assault rifle

problematic sounds like the worst robot

new moon tomorrow!!!

Me

afraid none of my games on itch.io will be marked down for the winter sale. that is because they are all $0 already ivysly.itch.io

tore up at melee today I even won $4

Chord of the first twenty three primes #chord

the ai discourse is pissing me off again

the most fun part of this has actually been figuring out l-systems and watch them grow a more fun game could be just writing bacteria dna and watch them grow and compete.......

I hate how youtubers use title text as subtitles

I regret to inform that the bougie taco shop that opened right next to my house is aggressively good

collateral damage

sometimes I think that something reminds me of video games and then I realize that what it reminds me of is real life

people online will say shit like "oh no thank you i don't like bullet hell" and the "bullet hell" in question looks like this

I guess I have to learn emacs now

I would be such a good game director please give me money and a team

Game where you never repeat a single action

burial's moldbug number is like 2 3 tops isn't that crazy