turns out it worked all along I'm a genius and I understand everything

Anyway. Inbetween complaining about things I have been playing Evil Egg and it is glorious. store.steampowered.com/app/3651950/...

merp in merpworld releases in 24 hours. i'm going to be very obnoxious about it for a few days.

Jurassic park spinoff about factory farming dinosaurs? hello? t rex is huge chicken

I can be your angel or you devil

how do people keep track of anything in c++ all I see is &const &T&& & const auto& const std::magic(const &balls)

instead of studying I accidentally played Evil Egg @ivysly.com what have you done

melt banana ⁉️

they took my ass to aelfrice and got me hooked on shape shifter babes made of moss and sticks

ego is pretty inflated rn

I think this year I finally became tired of the amen break

I'm happy to announce that I'm the first Evil Egg player to reach Level 100, and I even beat the boss, too! Please play Evil Egg. I really like this game.

Something for fans of Robotron here

"This twin-stick shooter is a genuine evolution of early arcade games that supercharges the audiovisuals and action... but also hijacks your brain to let you parse the chaos with a mysterious clarity." 👍Derek Likes Evil Egg: store.steampowered.com/curator/4057...

I love how the whole conceit behind this game is basically. "What if we made Robotron on acid?"

What the actual fuck

holy shit this looks fucking awesome reminds me of robotron 2084

evil egg is my greatest success because not once during development did I get sick of playing it and I still play it for fun nearly every day

creepy pasta image

back on rym

Pretty sure playing Evil Egg and One Million Stars back-to-back will put you in the hospital probably

evil egg is the first game in a while i've played that is one half mechanically transparent enough to be perfectly playable without info, but feels genuinely alien, like i intentionally skipped reading a manual on an old romset and have landed without understanding the imagery in front of me

Out of all the Robotron 2048 inspired games I've played, I think Evil Egg might be a new favorite. It is certainly the MOST flashy and is really crunchy with its effect work in a way that makes even dying really satisfying. The way you get perfect tight control AND a slippery boost, I fucking LOVE!

idk if I've publicly mentioned this but Evil Egg is just as much inspired by John Carpenter as it is Williams & Atari

⚠️ eyestrain - WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO SACRIFICE? go give Evil Egg a try ... its free on steam / pwyw on itch and it's awesome . stresses me out like no other video game does #art, #my_works, #evilegg

in Evil Egg you move around and shoot bad guys while saving good guys, kinda Robotron-y, except it was designed as if it fucking hates you So when you get around everything and blast all the enemies you feel like a BEAST, this video doesn't do it justice and this is still early (flashing lights)

FISH³: FIRST CATCH - HIGH-OCTANE SPEED-FISHING A **FREE** STANDALONE PREQUEL OUT NOW!!! FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! GO TRY IT OUT!!! #indiegame #gamedev

Day 19 of the #Unfated Kickstarter: Yet another late night post! Todays a very simple day, just reposting our trailer and reminding you to check out our itch.io for our demo and to donate to the Kickstarter!

did something egg related happen that made us all make egg games

a really funny thing about traditional roguelikes is that all of them are somehow good, even the bad ones

Okay this looks absolutely awesome, I GOTTA play this

update: i saw the Big Egg 🥚 (it killed me but i saw it)

you guys are handling my cheevos post much better than x .com

in a sudden flash of capacity, i got to wave 20 for the very first time today! and i nearly lost my mind. what do you Mean there’s a boss wave. lost to the very last of those five egg-spawns. cracked 1mil though! i don’t know when i’ll make it that far again, but i’m excited for it

just broke 4 stars on backloggd. yoshis Island has 4.1 and it's maybe the best game ever made. so what does that say about evil egg

play Evil Egg bsky.app/profile/ivys...

a lot of people play games to have the same emotional reaction as buying new labubus

for the record: I develop games for people who play games to have fun

if nobody will make a game scripting language with fixed point numbers as a primitive type I will simply have to do it myself

ok I kinda like c++

(Review – PC) Evil Egg Evil Egg é um novo jogo arena shooter lançado por Ivysly, o criador do Yomi Hustle/Your Only Move is Hustle. Eu acompanhava os posts de devlog no Twitter e Bluesky, e fiquei surpreso quando o jogo foi lançado como freeware na Itch.io e na Steam. Como um simples jogo de…

i think evil egg is the best twin stick shooter ever made. maybe the final twin stick shooter.

finally got one

I keep saying this but things oki setups, framekills, safejumps, and even combos are the devil when they are 100% consistent

you're talking about whatever is happening on "the other site" but I fail to see what is important about the goings on of jelqersunited.net

I'm gonna get really into functional programming and never make anything again

i have to say congrats to @ivysly.com for making a game with no negative reviews 3 days after launch 🥲 the egg is evil

I tried out Evil Egg by @ivysly.com! A top-tier twin-stick shooter. youtu.be/fNk_uIC3IQM