#G_Witch #水星の魔女

only perverts can agree

Witches be like I’m getting a heated blanket, bed topper, and 5 plushies to cuddle with and then wonder why they can’t sleep anywhere but at home

Foxxo sonar activated Bwrp~~~ Bwrp~~~

No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.

Hormone Replacement Therapy

Introduce yourself with four spaceships

No cheating, post your lock screen (wow it does match that's kinda gay!)

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

The duality of cat.

Is Metroid the Super Mario Odyssey of game franchises

just got these wonderful pins in that I ordered from @aguichart.bsky.social They turned out really good!!! my crummy phone camera pics don't do them justice!! thanks agui!!! the little bags they were wrapped in were also really cute!

this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports

Heard a zoomer use the word "storyslop" to describe a story-driven game and I think every cell in my body started accelerating decay. I cannot imagine any parallel universe where that word should exist, let alone be spoken aloud.

Noticing on multiple occasions, YouTube's AI video summaries absolutely cannot grasp YouTube Poops, and output summaries that in and of themselves are so confidently incorrect they become their own source of comedy. I think it's time for a YTP resurgence.

29 long years have passed since I founded the emulation archive, Zophar's Domain, on 11.9.96. To this very day, the site still stands as a testament to an era that never actually disappeared but continues to live in the hearts of retrogamers all over the word. Emulation Forever!

Y'Shtola: I am... Not interested, little sun. Nor can I, or will I ever be. Magnai: WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME!? Sadu: *high-fives Cirina*

New rule: If your net worth exceeds $10 million, your head explodes.

It wasn't deep. It didn't have much to say. But Xiao Xiao inspired millions to try Flash animation for themselves. A Beijing artist made this series -- and turned stick fights into a phenomenon. We're exploring why and how he did it: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/when-stick...

Large parrots (Greys, Cockatoos, Macaws) should not be kept as domestic pets. They are simply too smart, long lived, and require more space and enrichment than most people can provide. Rescues being the exception, which are almost always caused by people not understanding the depths of those needs.

Sleep is a biological necessity, and sleep deprivation has real physical, psychological, and social consequences that need to be taken seriously. The way our society treats it as slothful to sleep according to natural rhythms (including midday naps and variant chronotypes like night owls) is evil.

If you ever think my utter contempt towards gacha is overblown remember that 15 years ago this would've been a delightfully mid PSP game with fun extra costumes for your favorite characters and now it's designed to get teenagers addicted to the slot machine in their phone.

🎃Boo. 🎃

Help Pam of Pam's HarvestCraft gofund.me/e0016769f Facing homelessness, severe cognitive problems I need help from the Minecraft community! Thank you! Please share everywhere!! #helpsky #signalboost #patreon #mutualaid #kofi #urgentneed ♿ #needhelp #art #digitalart #minecraft #artist #gofundme

Describe your Bluesky account in a Single Image

Illustration commission for @dasterin.bsky.social, thank you so much! <3 #art #commission #ffxiv

I wrote a long article about Rieko Kodama, her career at Sega, the evolution of her company, the games she worked on (including some canceled games and/or games for which she is not credited), the status of women and working conditions in the video game industry, etc. vgdensetsu.net/riekokodama/

A fun, gorgeous looking, and well scored platformer with one of the compelling stories I've ever experienced, all capped off with a particular moment that is equally bold, shocking, hilarious, yet completely thematically consistent. If you know, you know. If you don't, you should find out!

The only Deus Ex reimagining I'll ever need youtube.com/watch?v=AUfZ...

Commissioned my girl Rinh having sort of a bad ending/AU transformation! She uses Hraesvelgr's eye to replace her own left eye during the fight with Shinryu, this art shows what would happen if it Went Badly lol. Really happy with the results, go comm @kaijujungle.bsky.social if you like this style!

vgen monster of the month comm for dasterin! become one with the horde here: vgen.co/kaijuJUNGLE #kaijusketch #ffxiv #ffxivart #VgenComm

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

Forums and IRC channels beat the shit out of any social media platform. Bring them back.

relevant life lesson from comics on this one

check it out, x. i look horrible. worst fucking robot body design you've ever seen. like if somebody asked for 'megabloks super sentai robots meets 90s rob liefeld overdesign and it should make my head as tiny as possible'. and it makes me stronger than god

Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔 on.ft.com/3K05vhS

Iconoclasts is $7.99 on US eShop buff.ly/M648TPC $4.99 GOG buff.ly/gzOEJvv

alliance chat is good sometimes (and yes I am very lesbian)

Stardew with muh best friend, come hang out and have fun! twitch.tv/incorrectdigit

I've sent my top man for the job

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

Akari and Rinh! Married in 2024, almost exactly one year before I married @dasterin.bsky.social IRL! (Wedding Photographer: @theheartlesstide.etheirys.social Art: @singing-swan.bsky.social, @etroveria.bsky.social)

all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe

simple collage of my recent #ffxiv sprites; drawn for friends or for hobby. Mostly 24x tile base jrpg-esque sprites, with some variations. all were done with reference and are shared with permission~

To anyone complaining about the apparently oh-so-roadblocking FF14 puzzles, I sentence you to Runescape jail. Enjoy your 3D sliding puzzle (you have limited moves) (you need to solve it like 4 times in order). Also do this color puzzle that is so obtuse the wiki has a javascript calculator for it.

Is there anything cooler than a boss killing you so hard it deletes your UI

Found a weird slug

my xiv confession is that one time i got an art print of yshtola signed by yoshi p and after he signed it and slid it back to me he leaned in and whispered, in english, "she's a lesbian, you know" and i asked him why he decided to tell me and he said "because nobody will ever believe you"