how can anyone think about Wuthering Heights when Bad Bunny is out here Othering Whites???

I love all the ads! I love AI and betting markets and doorbell cameras! The feeling I have when I see de-aged celebrities is good! One thing is for sure, I do not feel a horrible yawning disconnect from the entire human project! #wegovy

they called Obama out of touch for saying the word arugula

UK Traitors: win or lose I’m well chuffed from making some good mates US Traitors: My name is The Botox Bitch and I will have your children killed

no this can't be right, i just read that katie britt is doing everything she can to help liam

Measles! At The Moral Abomination

BREAKING: Jabba the Hutt’s Twi’lek majordomo Bib Fortuna does NOT appear in the Epstein files

For Liam.

Fam, the party is telling me to reject the vibe of my eyes and ears? Chat is saying it's their final, most chopped command?

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

wowwwwwww can't wait for Strip Law

Hey man listen to yourself

ICE kidnapped a 5-year-old and sent him alone to a facility in Texas. Hell isn't hot enough.

colleagues: wow Mike is working hard, deep in the zone, wonder what he's thinking. me (internally) (to the tune of Moon River): 🎵 BONE TEMPLLLLEEEEEEEEEE... WIDER THAN A MILE..... 🎵

can't wait to be beaten to death by Officer Never Gonna Give You Up Never Gonna Let You Down

POV: you’re about to get the worst haircut of your life

On Wednesday, Renee Macklin Good was fatally shot by a federal ICE agent. Becca Good, her wife, shared the following statement with MPR News.

They shouldn't make Cookie Monster do all these healthy eating segments on Sesame Street. It's against his nature and you can see in his eyes that he doesn't like it.

Well I have begun the year by spilling an entire tray of hot coffees on myself while letting out a comically high pitched “oh no!!!”

Defense lawyer from The Staircase ahead of me in a Starbucks line at the Charlotte airport

In the novel Hamnet they don't say who the main guy is, they just call him "The Husband" or "The Glover's Son" or "The Latin Tutor." But using context clues I've figured out that he is Johnny Blaze aka Ghost Rider

Have I Got Renews For You!

hey thanks @themountaingoats.bsky.social i needed this today www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv53...

THE ART IS IN THE STRUGGLE! There is no creation without the process of creating.

“Merry Christmas from Loretta Lynn and Crisco.”

i read stuff like this and can genuinely angry at guys like jd vance who insist that this country belongs to some narrow vision of the "native born"

“And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was-“ [pete hegseth orders a second strike on tiny tim]

That’s the ghost of Dick Whitman’s other brother who killed himself, Vomit Gregory

logging onto twitter: AI slop, great replacement theory, hardcore pornography, foreign bots stoking chaos and hatred, JD Vance logging onto Bluesky: 42-year-old men celebrating the life of noted character actor Udo Kier

Honestly if there was a section of a movie from my POV and it was intro’d by a title card that said “THE CREATURE’S TALE” I’d be like hey what the fuck

I was recruited by shipping magnate Herbert Greenleaf to bring his wayward son Dickie back from the seaside town of Mongibello in Italy, but while there I became consumed by Dickie’s extravagant lifestyle and charmed existence, eventually alienating Dickie and his girlfriend Marge until one day

You know it smell crazy in there

Best part of thanksgiving is the next day making a big ol’ surroundings sandwich

i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”

On Mon April 3, 2017, at 7:18AM, Hexxus, The Villain from Ferngully: The Last Rainforest <[email protected]> wrote: Had a positively scintillating evening. All my gratitude to you. On Mon April 3, 2017, at 7:44AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote: i'm so gad my frond ..

Helping cover up sex crimes he didn’t even do… man’s just in it for the love of the game

[screenwriter looking up when Dr. No premiered] oh fuck James Bond has to be 90 years old

Me: “I love you and I worry about you all the time.” 13-year-old daughter: “Damn. Skill issue.”

TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO