TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

Jump scare!

wow

If Mamdani wins I will leave New York and set off for a high paying plastic surgeon job in Beverly Hills, but as I pass through the idyllic town of Grady, South Carolina, I will crash into a fence to avoid hitting a cow and have to stay in Grady for a few days, where I will fall for a pretty EMT and

One ticket for Goo please

cooking show called “When Life Gives You Plemons, Make Emma-nade”

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

hearing from my sources on the street that Skydance has made a bid at $24/share 80% cash for Warn A Brother

ai is a tool for fascists and the chronically uncool

absolutely heartbreaking www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/u...

I will be honest and say that I did not think they would allow us to show this part on CNN

no that is Wolverine villain Sabretooth spooning frequent Whit Stillman collaborator Chris Eigeman

Pain

"I'm not going to be lectured about political violence by the party of january 6th" is a short sentence anyone can use. just a li'l #handytip from your pal mike p

we are just smol beans 🥺🥺🥺 pwease be patient while we figure out why our copyright violating machine keeps violating copyrights

Haven't you heard?! John Hodgman & Akilah Hughes join us on a new episode TONIGHT at 9 pm ET/PT on @cnn.com!

Tilly Norwood has been fired from Build A Bear The Movie after a fight with A.I. director Gerb Michael Johndave

This whole section really.

Crazy thing to type - SEX HOUSE in theaters nationwide October 2nd, apparently!

keep calling the new paul thomas anderson movie "If It's Not One Thing It's Another"

i have to say, as a trans journalist who has covered the "trans debate" for about a decade now, there is no daylight between how the trump administration and conservatives lie about tylenol and autism and how they've lied about youth trans care.

I was fired from my gig as a primary and middle school drama director on Monday. We live in frightening times. Take care of each other, and reach out to me if you want to talk 🧡

Counterpoint: they are allowed to do that.

I think Kash Patel is tough and cool

In addition to being one of the foxes of all film history, Robert Redford made one of my favorite movies, QUIZ SHOW which I think is very underrated. Watch it today and then watch something he is hunky in. Perhaps three days of the condor

Wishing everyone on Bluesky

a good name for a christmas themed drag queen would be "Girl Ives"

we taped our first episode of the season tonight and it was super fun, proud to work on this show and very much appreciate this reflection from the always thoughtful and funny Michael Ian Black

this would be a good couples halloween costume

I actually won the Powerball but I turned it down #hustlemode #riseandgrind #moneymindset

"bluesky is a bubble" "bluesky is dying" "bluesky is evil" WRONG. bluesky is simply a place to post matthau www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xggk...

i just flew in from the canned pasta section of the grocery store and boyardees arms tired

People need to calm down with the conspiracy theories, here’s Trump today at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks

BREAKING: A white crow has appeared in the Rose Garden, it speaks with human tongue but in a language long forgotten, and all are laid low by the overwhelming smell of fetid carrion that seems to come from everywhere and nowhere.

Have I Got News For You returns next week and I'm worried we won't have anything to talk about.

Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy

I think it's cool to live in a country where guns outnumber atoms in the sun and roving gangs of masked goons hunt down dangerous helado carts and the entire economy is propped up by an unreliable calculator that tries to fuck children and makes everyone psychotic

I, Claudius is a stone-cold masterpiece you can watch in a week, but it can be hard to find online. Link unrelated archive.org/details/i-cl...