As my family grows, and interest rates being what they are, I would kill for the extra square footage of the backrooms.

on top of everything that sucks about that Washington Post podcast, having a show called "Make It Make Sense" in 2026 is very

PRO BLADE CAREER

Christopher: I’m just sayin Ton, Carlo’s new guy is a little weird. Guy’s always eating leaves and native ferns. Strange is all. Tony: I don’t care if he’s a wallaby or a jackalope or a marsupi-whatever. He’s a good earner! Paulie: Wallaby damned. You hear what I said skip? I said “wallaby damned.”

batman, gnomes high fiving, pennywise, batman, batman, weird violin, count dooku, and the rest are genitals

A good name for a fun morgue would be “Our Bodies Our Shelves.”

I just preordered @thomas-elrod.com's novel The Franchise which sounds unbelievably up my alley, truly cannot wait to read bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

yes. they pay more based on income in taxes for the thing that is then “free” for everyone. this is how public services work

parked behind the most divorced car on Earth

your grandparents voting for reagan

I can't operate on this boy! He's the mother of Jude Law's daughter berated by Chappell Roan's security guard!

Today I took care of something that had been on my to-do list for literally 8 years and it took about 10 minutes and the lesson is: if you put something off for 8 years it's fine, it doesn't matter.

Be the 280,000th viewer! www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhcB...

wow

magical realism ass reality

the toys r us-ification of America prospect.org/2026/03/02/p...

Turned on @hellocullen.bsky.social’s Strip Law (perfect show, no notes, Cullen is a madman) and my kid walked in just in time to catch a full screen graphic introducing “The Mysterious Mr. Ass.” Anyway, Strip Law rules.

The world's richest man is broadcasting eliminationist rhetoric about a tiny, vulnerable minority, and virtually no one is going to treat it as a scandal. It's just normal now.

Rolling up to the club impressing all the fly honeys with my 97 sleep score

Cannot really overstate how good this show looks

Ouija Board skeptics *have* to accept that as soon as it actually starts communing with ghosts it’s going to upend the economy, and those who don’t accept the board’s connection to the nether realm *will* be left behind

how can anyone think about Wuthering Heights when Bad Bunny is out here Othering Whites???

I love all the ads! I love AI and betting markets and doorbell cameras! The feeling I have when I see de-aged celebrities is good! One thing is for sure, I do not feel a horrible yawning disconnect from the entire human project! #wegovy

they called Obama out of touch for saying the word arugula

UK Traitors: win or lose I’m well chuffed from making some good mates US Traitors: My name is The Botox Bitch and I will have your children killed

no this can't be right, i just read that katie britt is doing everything she can to help liam

Measles! At The Moral Abomination

BREAKING: Jabba the Hutt’s Twi’lek majordomo Bib Fortuna does NOT appear in the Epstein files

For Liam.

Fam, the party is telling me to reject the vibe of my eyes and ears? Chat is saying it's their final, most chopped command?

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

wowwwwwww can't wait for Strip Law

Hey man listen to yourself

ICE kidnapped a 5-year-old and sent him alone to a facility in Texas. Hell isn't hot enough.

colleagues: wow Mike is working hard, deep in the zone, wonder what he's thinking. me (internally) (to the tune of Moon River): 🎵 BONE TEMPLLLLEEEEEEEEEE... WIDER THAN A MILE..... 🎵

can't wait to be beaten to death by Officer Never Gonna Give You Up Never Gonna Let You Down

POV: you’re about to get the worst haircut of your life

On Wednesday, Renee Macklin Good was fatally shot by a federal ICE agent. Becca Good, her wife, shared the following statement with MPR News.

They shouldn't make Cookie Monster do all these healthy eating segments on Sesame Street. It's against his nature and you can see in his eyes that he doesn't like it.

Well I have begun the year by spilling an entire tray of hot coffees on myself while letting out a comically high pitched “oh no!!!”

Defense lawyer from The Staircase ahead of me in a Starbucks line at the Charlotte airport

In the novel Hamnet they don't say who the main guy is, they just call him "The Husband" or "The Glover's Son" or "The Latin Tutor." But using context clues I've figured out that he is Johnny Blaze aka Ghost Rider

Have I Got Renews For You!

hey thanks @themountaingoats.bsky.social i needed this today www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv53...

THE ART IS IN THE STRUGGLE! There is no creation without the process of creating.

“Merry Christmas from Loretta Lynn and Crisco.”