In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

What even is this creature…

I’ll never understand people who move to a new country and basically brag about not learning the local language

concert earplugs are an incredible invention

holy shit the grink predates christ

he’s right

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 21st 2026 (Medium), in 04:45 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

A rectangle is walking :3

received an 840-word initial contact email I am literally not reading all that for free. schedule a consultation (but please don’t bc I don’t want to do it)

I love that Spike is the most emotionally intelligent and mature character on Dinosaurs

“Si no hay sueño, no hay parálisis y no hay nada. No sé si me explico”, insiste a la prensa un demonio de la parálisis del sueño. Lee todo el artículo en la web: www.elmundotoday.com/2026/01/los-...

sometimes I wonder what I would’ve been like had I not quit Girl Scouts because I was tired of all the volunteer outings lmfao the summer camps were pretty fun though, waking up in the misty dew-coated morning and having breakfast by a campfire

Bar in Shinjuku #photography

Really wish my back would chill out

Animenation

crying at the karmic worm episode in fionna and cake

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 15th 2026 (Tricky), in 02:00 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com “You ranked in the top 5% Only 51% others had a perfect solve.” nice

why tf am I doing all this email server troubleshooting when I’ve told the office manager multiple times about the issues and the email server company has apparently been told multiple times they’re the experts! fix it!

catching up on current events wishing a certain journaling anime was real

case in point youtu.be/1yNHtRM-b2c

learning just how much social commentary in Dinosaurs is literally relevant 30 years later nothing has changed,,,

Chicke… No, Egg boy! :3

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 14th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 7 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 13th 2026 (Medium), in 02:39 🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

I walk to the bank at lunch to deposit two dozen coins. I buy lunch. the cashier does not ring up the bag. I buy a bag with a crisp bill. I receive ten coins in return

Well, those boots were not made for walking

Are you staying warm?

I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Jan 11th 2026 (Hard), in less than 10 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

apartment being buffeted by winds literally all day

Don’t worry. I’ll fight for you

I’m your lawyer. Do you trust me?

ran to catch my train, was nearly bruised/injured in a train crush because people kept forcing their way into the car, ran to catch the next train (got an early one!), and still arrived 10 minutes after I wanted to what was the point of it all if I suffer anyway

Wrapped in warmth

three pudu species not two pudus. who woulda thunk it. i was always taught two pudus good, three pudus extravagant. But our education back then was more expansive in including pudus at all.

I love sending emails bc then the ball is in the client’s court and I get some breathing time, but sometimes I get someone who replies immediately and now I’m in danger of being locked in a tennis match if I don’t consciously push them down the priority list

rad, 6 minutes exactly I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Jan 6th 2026 (Medium), in 06:00 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

workplace received an absolutely unhinged conspiracy theory flyer about the joint US-UK man-made earthquake weapon and then a pretty hefty earthquake came about an hour later across the country 🤔🤔

alas I can only get these hands in vs-computer games #majsoul

I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Jan 5th 2026 (Easy), in 02:32 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

how do 9 days go by so quickly