Did it hurt? When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?

My thoughts today. Free Palestine

liberals can’t even handle anyone to their left criticizing democrats like pete buttigieg and gavin newsom 3 years before the presidential primary about how they have shifted right on trans issues and homeless policies. when is the right time to criticize them????

More then ever, if you love a film and have the means, try and get a physical copy. Streaming your favourite films neans you don't own them, and some asshole might decide to do this to them. Or censor them. Or just remove them from netflix or whatever forever.

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

Guys, Trump really did Make America Great Again! This about to be the Greatest Depression

Trump's repeated attacks on "DEI," "wokeness," and the trans community have one clear purpose: If we are angry at each other, we won't look up to see how big corporations and billionaires have rigged markets and siphoned off most of the economy's gains.

if you’re a liberal who doesn’t like us leftists and communists i am sorry but you need to realize this current democratic party needs to be completely destroyed, they are actively helping donald trump

Trump: I’m going to kill your loved ones. Democrats: [wave placard] Trump: Especially the black ones. And the gay ones Democrats: [strenuously wave placards]

Any Dem Congressperson who attended the speech and waived a little sign- please, just quit. Find something you're good at. This ain't it.

Love me or hate me, you’re gonna hate me.

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Second stock market plummet since Jan 20. Soooooo,,,,,,,,,,, how are them eggs?

First time ever I've been happy with the majority of the Grammy's. GO DOECHII, GO KENDRICK, GO BEY, GO CHAPPELL

Single most important thing to understand about Trump today, and why 2017 comparisons are invalid

I voted I voted I voted

The sound of the engine cuts through the dark

They really banned TikTok before they banned sending weapons to Israel during a genocide.

Screening this for future use every day for the rest of our fucking lives

you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,

"The Hecatoncheires or Hundred-Handed giants were three primordial sons of Uranus & Gaia. Each had 100 hands for wielding clouds & 50 heads for blustering wind. Fearing the power of his gigantic sons, Uranus promptly locked them away in the pit of Tartaros." Aaron J. Atsma, The Theoi Project

One more marker drawing of Ellen from Nosferatu

[yelling over club music] Do you think we’re ever truly forgiven

what it feels like listening to perverts by ethel cain

wild feature on the new Ethel Cain record

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it's weird that an entire us political party is just "we want to do maximum cruelty" and the democrats are like "it's important to listen to these people and take their positions seriously"

If yall ain't considering SZA in your Modern RnB GOAT conversations, I don't take you seriously

You only need to worry about me when I’m not listening to music

The house shakes and you hear a thud. Peeking through the blinds, you see an elderly Kool-Aid Man lying unconscious

Paul Atreides in a trance, simultaneously savoring the genetic memory of every single Dorito eaten by humanity’s ancestors

Nosferatu feels appropriate to post this on a snow day :-)

we go now live to our correspondent on the breaking wheel

the sun just started going down and the moon is already up and bright and while I think it’s cool that they’re acting mature about this you can absolutely tell there’s tension

already achieved my new year’s resolution to be the most sensual man in the galaxy

acab includes the waiter who just charged me and my wife for 2 sodas when we were out with the kids because “i saw you sharing”

i’m only going to say this once: if you’re a porn bot and you’re following me you have 24 hours before i do absolutely nothing bc my followers are none of my business

noticed you texted me "thanks" instead of "thanks!" where is this hostility coming from?

being married is just telling your spouse the same thing over again but with increased rage every time you repeat it

Me: If I have to ask for it, I don’t want it Guy at Wendy’s: literally not at all how this works, weirdo

What is the recidivism rate for people who have been through the Queer Eye system, has this been investigated