CIA interrogator: Did you make the Yuletide gay, answer me Me: *spitting blood* Fuck you

Cheering when people can’t eat was never in the Bible. Feeding them, however, is.

Make sure to step outside and catch a glimpse of the full harvest super moon. The last full moon before the frost comes 🌕

Make sure to step outside and catch a glimpse of the full harvest super moon. The last full moon before the frost comes 🌕

Fried chicken on the patio tonight 🍽️ (fried in lard of course) With dressing, corn on the cob, and garden green beans. Sauvignon blanc.

Y’all think I’m mean. Wait till I don’t like you.

My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files

Debating on moving to the woods and becoming a full time critter

Tonight we are having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner. We found him a-layin in the road.

I don’t really understand hiring an escort for sex when you could probably hire them to tell you ghost stories instead

Mulder: Ever hear of a "groyper" Scully?

Sistahhhs! ‘Tis time!

None of us should be happy living in a country where assassination attempts, and assassinations, are increasingly common.

Range and duck pond scouting day. Less than two months until duck season.

alien: *crying* me: so that was “Whiskey Lullaby” by Brad Paisley

every single line of the loomer deposition is incredible. she might be the stupidest person alive

The only kind of marriage equality I’m worried about being overturned

Family Dollar: *opens at 6 AM with freshly-stocked fall decor* Me emerging from the woods behind Family Dollar at 5:57 AM:

Me: "Does this rule apply to me?" HR: "A lot of these rules are because of you, so yes."

Late July in Ohio

First tomatoes (and fig) from the garden this year. Can’t wait to make BLTs this weekend.

Introducing the Little Lady of Gay Gardens, the lovely Ellie Mae 👑

Introducing the Little Lady of Gay Gardens, the lovely Ellie Mae 👑

Finally found me one of those “Le Crusades” pans that all the fancy folk are always talking about

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Keep public lands in public hands 🏔️

Keep public lands in public hands 🏔️

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned

I've accepted that my garden and I are both just trying to make it to October 🫠

“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok” well I asked the flames, we are not the same.

Trump and Musk should just have a duel and be done with this.

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years

Officially strawberry season at Gay Gardens 🍓

I’d be so relieved if I got possessed. Like you take over, bud. It’s pretty bad in here.

Ventured down to West Virginia this morning and raided a small ramp festival.

Haven’t been posting much because ~*the world*~ but been enjoying some good books, magazines, the woods, and celebrating surviving another year since my birth.

I'm happy to see so many people embracing therapy. Some of you need an exorcism as well, but…one step at a time!

Really felt like I was gonna be the cow floating around in a tornado there for a bit 🌪️

9 years ago today we started filming the first season of Queer Ghost Hunters. These days I hunt much more corporeal beings. But what an adventure that was.

Every day in the USA 👊🇺🇸🔥

People are rightfully upset about this Atlantic story because it gets at a truly alarming issue: being added to large, ongoing group chats without consent

The same guy that misplaced 1.4 billion at this company is now rooting around in our social security. His boss bankrupted casinos. Concerning….