Live your life in such a way that people aren't getting out of bed to shitpost about your death at 2am

Lindsay Graham died before we knew for certain if Mitch McConnell is dead. I love that we have so many geriatric senators that multiple just die off at once. Jesus Christ, just fucking retire and die on the fucking beach somewhere instead of making us all miserable.

Sometimes you stay up late reading and the world rewards you

You're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing?

Lindsay Graham dead after VAR review

In the immortal words of Clarence Darrow: “I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”

We need to teach Norway how to play baseball

he actually did the meme

England, Spain, France, and Germany 2.0 is the most BORING possible final four, I'm so disappointed

Is it just me or is there a crazy number of outfielders being picked up this early

I just heard Ben Rice is going to be in the home run derby and realized I don't know what a Ben Rice is unless I'm in the supermarket so I looked him up and tell me why this kid is the bad guy in every 1980s teen movie

TRIVIA NIGHT! I had to work late, so @andrewmclain.bsky.social held down the fort with "ALL-STAR STARTER". @monroeroe.bsky.social and I got there in time for the final round so it became "ALL-STAR STARTER & CLOSERS" We won of course. Naturally. We got a backlog of 1st place gift cards going 😀

I deeply need Rich Hill to pitch in at least one more game this season. Please.

Oi frickin vey

sorry there's no "but USA made it this far" upside here USA could've went out like Cabo Verde who played the game of their lives, taking Messi & Argentina to the limit instead USA went out like that video of 100 elementary school kids playing against the Japanese national team

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Okay my rooting interest is now Norway vs France so we can get a live reenactment of Ragnar Lothbrok vs Charles the Bad on Easter Sunday in 845

So when do we get the Congressional order to ban Donald Trump from interfering in sports

Well that's one way to start the game

My dog is 13 years old and I think he's finally deaf enough to not hear what's going on and honestly it's making my life tonight so much easier (and also I'm sad, because my poor boy is so old, it's kind of snuck up on me because he's always been so puppy 😭)

What's a non-military aspect of America that you love? Friday @ 1:20

THESE COLORS DONT RUN

The average Trump supporter defending themselves from the average liberal

Lol

Hey ding-dong, this is the day we celebrate when the people without uniforms beat the people wearing uniforms

This an official Vatican photograph of Leo at Lampedusa, Italy - one of the world’s heaviest migrant sites - where he went this morning to pray for migrants who died at sea. This is after turning down the offer to come to the United States.

Feels like a good day to repost the peanut bird

FIRST PLACE BABYYYY 🪘🪘 RO!

Trivia night!! ⚽🇳🇴🪘🛶

I think Willson might need a few days off and maybe a handful of therapy sessions

Iran potentially not moving on because of a shoelace. Once again the offsides rule is dumb.

The offsides rule is worse than the check swing rule, God what a buzzkill

Half of this sport is just closeups of men crying on the ground, it's like someone made a visual representation of a Van Lathan podcast

Beer of the day! 🌈⚽🏳️‍🌈 @andrewmclain.bsky.social

Not mad about this at all, actually

That's what she said

Lmao not a chance in hell

This is why I say there's no place like New York. It's the only city where you could experience anything, from someone flyinga plane into the World Trade Center to your National League baseball team committing six heinous infield errors.

Trivia night! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I have absolutely no interest in grass hockey but the global sports fan sleepover has been a lot of fun. I have to admit though, it's mostly made me very annoyed that we Americans don't get to take a paid month off work in the summer to gallivant around the planet. 😠

guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments

It's Prime "Day" I'm not optimistic, but let's make a list of stuff I bought and liked that's cheaper today than I paid for it. The links are affiliate links crediting @sonrantoshow.bsky.social which, knowing Danny, will probably fund Venmo beer donations for people who post that they're at a game

20 swings 15 hacks 10 chops 5 attacks 1 sword

Trivia Night!

Excellent analysis

Fourth of July week is crazy for baseball in the Seattle area. Mariners in town from Monday through Sunday (except for the Wednesday with the World Cup game), Rainiers and Aquasox are at home Tuesday to Sunday, and Fish Sticks play Thursday to Sunday.

Soccer is a sport for people who are into edging

I was at work and a customer I was trying to sell something to saw the sign for our public restroom and sneers and says "ANY gender restroom??? So can I use that since I'm not AN-NY gendered?" And I was like, "well you're at least one of them, aren't you?

Maggie yelling “the power of friendship” as the Knicks win it