They'll try anything to stop the Mariners from winning the division.

Soooo glad Cone mentioned that "framing" job by Big Dumper there. Framing is not just stealing strikes. It's making sure strikes remain strikes. Perfect job on that last strikeout of exactly that.

You know who didn't take the day off work to attend Charlie Kirk's funeral? Cal Raleigh

Holy shit

Every year I take my annual "personal religious holiday" off for the Home Run Derby and I feel that is way more valid a reason to leave work than going to a racist podcaster's funeral

The Cubs were down 1-0 in the ninth and Moises Ballesteros led off with a walk. Boog Sciambi and JD couldn't figure out why Counsell wasn't using Shaw to pinch run for him. I guess this explains it!

This is so embarrassing oh my God

Josh Naylor Josh Naylor playing baseball

that's why I log on every day

Literally the Seattle Mariners:

I was actually versed enough in history to know the OG Nazis were all creepy nerds and resentful failsons, but having to live it in real time fucking sucks so much ass.

HEY NOW IT'S EVEN BETTER

Hey so this game rules already

How the rapture has upended the pennant races: My column

Now is a great time to shop the Facebook marketplace, just block whoever you buy from immediately after because in my experience evangelicals become LOUDLY disappointed every time they think it's rapture time and they realize they were wrong... Again.

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From @jaysonst.bsky.social in the bad place

It's SO beautiful 😭

WHAT A HUGE CATCH BY VICTOR ROBLES AND HUGE WIN FOR THE SEATTLE MARINERS!

VICTORY ROBLES DIVING CATCH SAVES THE SEASON

I LOVE VICTOR ROBLES SO MUCH OH MY GOD

God bless Gabe Speier

MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP (this is a Cal Raleigh skeet, who hit number 57 right after Judge hit a homer and Yankees fans here started trying to do MVP chants.)

Am I petty enough to stop vocally supporting this league just because I feel left out?? Honestly, maybe? Probably? Yes?

Me 5 years ago: "The Savannah Bananas are the future of baseball as entertainment" Me the day the Bananas play in my local ballpark after not letting me buy tickets: "The Savannah Bananas have weird megachurch youth group energy and aren't even fun at all actually"

Idk, I’m not a doctor, but it seems to me that a dude having a tight pec is a good thing.

Adios, MFs.

Darwin Barney mentioned 😍

Silver says that BlueSky is dying and also that it is all-powerful and ever-living

Kershaw in the fetal position in the postseason is my favorite Kershaw

My absolute favorite Clayton Kershaw moment www.mlb.com/yankees/vide...

It was called "tweeting" because Twitter was intended to be a place where you felt free to share any passing thought that entered your head with or without context. This place has never really given me that vibe, so I post here way less than I ever tweeted.

"I saw a commercial about joining ICE and decided it's time for a career change"

"I've run out of plausible excuses to vocally oppose Pride Night"

"The Seattle Mariners being supported by witches makes this sport too demonic for my strong Christian faith to handle any longer"

"I just couldn't bear it if the Chicago Cubs beat me to eliminate the Dodgers from the postseason again"

So underrated

Vaguely reminds me of Jimmy Kimmel

Also - I can't believe we let the worst comedians on the planet spend *years* defining Freedom of Speech as a moral obligation to laugh at their bad jokes, and not as a protection against government censorship. You've been crying wolf for a while now gang, and a real wolf just got here! SPEAK UP!

Naked authoritarian fascism. Love and support to the entire team at @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social, who *will* come out the other side of this horrendous abuse of power. Disgusted to see ABC caving to this glaringly illegal and unconstitutional threat from Brendan Carr.

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Is this the most boring beer shower we've ever seen? I feel like I'm at water gun night church camp

MERRY CLINCHMAS! let the Malört flow!

Besides, what do you think would happen if EVERY partisan democratic voter WERE mad at them? The Oakland A's are still kaput because the billionaires in charge wanted them to be.

Political party loyalties are, for many people, directly analogous to sports team loyalties, and despite the fact that they chose their team mostly due to family ties, the place they live, or trying to impress a crush, they will ALWAYS root for them to win no matter how bad the team is.

No-hitters should be one pitcher only and, just like getting all of the groceries in one trip, both should make you lose feeling in your fingers for just a little bit

"a bullpen doing its job"

Out of your first list, I think PCA is the only "maybe not", though it would be nice if Nico made the cut