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The 144-page, Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Deities and Demigods first printing including the Melnibonéan and Cthulhu mythos (also the first print appearance of Corellon Larethian, Faerûnian God of the elves)

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet

BOOOOO

any discussion of city transit improvement online ever

I'm sorry but according to the official MLB rules section 8.05(i) that's a balk but to be on the safe side I'm swinging away anyway and counting on Blue to make the call

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Reporting back on Jonah Tong's Maple Syrup Grilled Cheese situation. The bed head is a paid actor.

Anthony Rendon is what happens when upper middle class couples have a baby and decide he's going to grow up to be a baseball player before the end of the gender reveal party. The dude hated baseball as much as most of us hate our jobs, but it was absolutely the best way he knew to make money.

This is journalism 🫡

Reporting back on Jonah Tong's Maple Syrup Grilled Cheese situation. The bed head is a paid actor.

Done. If the Bears win the Super Bowl I will house the bottle of stale Malört on video

None of us are inheriting money. The reverse mortgage people will get the house and we'll be stuck with the hobo clown collections

I feel like we're finally close to the "acceptance" stage

Okay, if the Bears win I'll finish the stale bottle of Malört.

Holy shit I'm 40???

This Snoop Dogg halftime show is like when you have a vivid dream that makes no sense. Like what the hell is happening?

Happy birthday, Rickey Henderson. 💚

NFL Films made this for all of us. A Carol of the DOINKS.

Ah the classic ADHD moment of saying "I'll just rotate the laundry real quick then come back to take the eggs off the boil and then I'll fold the clothes"

How I’m turning up at the Bluesky Christmas Party:

How I’m turning up at the Bluesky Christmas Party:

How I'm turning up at the Bluesky Christmas party:

How I’m turning up at the Bluesky Christmas Party:

How I’m turning up at the Bluesky Christmas Party:

How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party:

How I’m turning up at the Bluesky Christmas Party:

How I’m turning up at the Bluesky Christmas Party:

How I’m turning up at the Bluesky Christmas Party:

I will argue that this is only true for games that can end in a 0-0 tie. If a positive number is needed to win, 0-0 is no score.

Quote with your favorite pic of you from 2025 Maybe? Let's go with two. @andrewmclain.bsky.social

It’s time for SHARING A RANDOM OLD PICTURE

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I agree and also I think that bullies learning at a young age that their bullshit can lead to them eating their own teeth is a good thing and two generations failing to learn that lesson has been objectively bad for society.

Happy Capricorn season, everyone! youtu.be/sG10zkf-28M

In today's newsletter I talk about Cubs third baseman Matt Shaw showing up to speak at the White Supremacist-Palooza in Arizona over the weekend. Short version: he's dumb and naive and I feel sorry for him but he's made his bed too, so fuck that guy. www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...

Matt Shaw wants to share his thoughts with us. Maybe if he wanted us to pretend to give a shit he'd have gotten more than two hits in the playoffs. www.pointlessexercise.com/we-found-som...

Today's newsletter: Murakami signs someplace unexpected, Contreras head to Boston, two big trades, the Angels settle the Skaggs lawsuit way too late, a "60 Minutes" scandal, Matt Shaw is painfully naive, and J.D. Vance is a bigot. www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...

Ooh fun

some thoughts on the White Sox' surprise signing of Munetaka Murakami, which is almost a no-lose proposition for them given the deal's size, for subscribers to @theathletic.com: www.nytimes.com/athletic/690...

People told me I was crazy for talking about the pattern I saw of the Cubs suppressing prospects and making trades based on race and nationality. If they could find enough pitchers without signing Spanish speakers I guarantee they would have traded Miguel Amaya away already too

I saw someone say that Matt Shaw might have issues with his teammates for speaking at the white supremacist convention in Arizona this weekend. Folks, have you seen his teammates? Probably a good reason Shota and Seiya aren't smiling here.

Murakami to the White Sox?? The Pope is calling in some FAVORS to the big guy.

Puka Nacua, moments after the Rams' OT loss to the Seahawks:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US @andrewmclain.bsky.social

Free baseball!! ... Or whatever

I'm not sure what's happened just now but it's tied??? This game makes no sense but go birds team

SEA HAWKS!!!!

SEA HAWKS?????