UPDATE: a deal has been made. 🤝

Kid caught a homerun ball the Pirates want back and the kid who caught it is in on the phone negotiating. Everyone is saying he should ask for Skenes stuff. I'd demand they bring McCutchen back

Tarps off for Trivia night! (With Fremont's Brew 9000 Barleywine)

If the M's give us another game like that we'll need the ladies in the crowd to go tarps off to prevent a riot

Dan Wilson about as daft as a manager can be. My god.

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Lol okay this game has just become significantly less fun

Tarps Off movement continues to sweep across the league 😳

We like to party!!

I hope so!

🎶 take my shirt off at the ballgame take my shirt off in the crowd swing it around and yell with dudes I don’t care if we’re all getting nudes !

TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF MOOSE

They're playing It's Getting Hot in Here over the speakers

I love Seattle so goddamn much

They're still going!!

I've often said all baseball needs is more nudity

Randy kissed Julio's booboo and made it all better

Andrew Benintendi Andrew Ben Nintendo Andrew Ben & Jerry Andrew Chicken Tendie

OH MY GOD PATRICK WISDOM IN THE LINEUP 😍😍😍

Hello, baseball!

Remember when the Cubs nontendered this guy like 5 minutes before the National League had a permanent designated hitter? Real brain geniuses, them

Trivia night!! Welcome back Bryce 💙

Anyways baseball should let the homies hump if they want to

Not for nothing, but I think a lot of people have wrongly settled on “Twitter became a right-wing cesspool because all the cool people left” instead of “All the cool people left because Twitter became a right-wing cesspool.”

That's right, fuck that machine up

Going to watch Florence vs. The Machines or something, this Climate Pledge is getting out of control

We have always been at war with eastasia

I'm sorry I have a question because I'm so fucking offended right now When did Red Rose Tea stop putting little ceramic figures in every box???? My grandmother collected those for like eighty years

Should I start shouting out the trivia night beers? I love this place's rotating tap

WALK OFF HBP LMAO

His hair is desperately trying to get away from whatever bullshit he's saying

Trivia night!

Julio Rodríguez hits one WAY out! 🔱

T-Mobile Tuesday has discounted baseball tickets today! I impulse bought the last three available for the Josh Naylor bobblehead game in section 117 for $36 each after fees. Lots of other games available!

@jeffstuff49.bsky.social we got you bud

Honestly feel like some of this can be traced back to Cal immersing himself in team USA’s toxic culture, and the bad juju that comes with your big acquisition being a guy that wears a thin blue line bandana. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I could never leave this old man alone because how could I explain to a dog sitter that he needs his heating pad set on medium and to be tucked in exactly like this AND you ALSO have to be tucked into bed for him to feel comfortable going to sleep

Trivia night!

What a pain in the ass

Craig Stammen still looks like he needs Mom's permission to stay until the end of the game

FULL EPISODE: Cal Raleigh on the physical and mental tolls of catching, why he never goes anywhere without his cup, if he's ever been punched in the face, which of his teammates is a total goober and how baseball can be simultaneously beautiful and cruel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkf6crucaGA

Yay!

A friend matchmaking service. 'Cause going outside is expensive and it's hard to meet people when everyone's wearing headphones and trying not to be bothered, but everyone needs someone to appreciate your latest crochet project or binge watch Nicholas Cage movies with

Just call me when it works, I have a bottle chilling

This is like the bit from Superman

Aww, @dailywalkoff.com mentioned Kosuke! And my favorite Cubs team 💙

I just love seeing a community come together to dunk tweet on some shithead who completely deserves it. Warms the cockles of my heart.

This is more convoluted than the math I do to convince myself that a coffee I buy with a gift card I myself loaded is free

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.