Anyway this confirms Jorge Polanco will play second base I think since the report came out earlier like clockwork about his willingness to play 3 positions à la McNeil

Former batting champion who seemed to be bouncing back traded for a rookie league pitcher Lmao

meet the mets: * let pete alonso leave b/c "run prevention" * sign jorge polanco, who's never played 1B in the majors, for 2 yrs/$40M * munetaka murikami, a first baseman 7 years younger than polanco & the roy hobbs of japan, cost the White Sox $41M for 2 yrs + the cost to buy out his 3rd-yr option

Jesus fucking christ

The most devastating punishment of all recent longtime Mets has been levied on Jeff McNeil, goodness gracious David Stearns

Reopen the schools

Yes also this is the only app not using an algorithm that shows you posts all out of order from random people you don’t follow. It is—by far—the best real-time social media app to use during live events the world is watching. The MLB playoffs proved that. NFL playoffs will probably be the same.

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

Her husband is a registered sex offender who was recently on house arrest and her brother is doing 25 years for raping a child. She defends and supports them both: www.bbc.com/news/newsbea...

The White House has been caught. The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims. In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.

"Why is everyone SO OBSESSED with the Epstein Files," whined the guy who is in the Epstein Files. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Soooo… is she in the Epstein Files? Lmao

Maria Shriver, niece of JFK: He was a man interested in the arts, culture, education, language, history... It is beyond comprehension that the president has sought to rename this great memorial. C’mon my fellow Americans! Wake up! This is not dignified. This is not funny... It’s downright weird.

Picture my mom took of us over the weekend 💜

If the two drunkest 17 year olds on earth get it, anyone can

Well this is fucking dumb lmao

SCOOP: House Democrats suspected a few in their caucus would support a bill criminalizing gender-affirming care for trans youth So Sarah McBride reached out to Republicans Four Rs — Fitzpatrick, Lawler, Kennedy, Evans — joined Dems in opposing the bill www.notus.org/congress/mcb...

Man NY is amazing, a guy just bought AirPods from the guy on the street who just tried to sell me AirPods 😂

A reminder that I needed “gender affirming care” as an infant.

I simply think that the stand up comedy scene needs to… stop encouraging people to pursue stand up comedy

Blue’ns myself prematurely

The only accurate thing I see is that it seems as though Gemini says New York the same way my youngest niece does

holy fuck, the only truly inspiring mets adjacent news of the offseason comes from you, my dears! congrats!

What you said to your family: we’re moving in together What we say to each other: we’re merging our herb and spice cabinets

Kevin Nash and Mick Foley are the real ones.

At this point, taxing these clowns into oblivion should be considered a personal favor for their health.

yeah fuckin rub it in why dont ya thanks

It is literally life and death if you speed

Brutal but effective public health messaging from New York Public Health. The CDC is compromised. They’re no longer a reliable source of information. They push anti-vaxx & anti-science grift. Get your vaccines. Wear a respirator. Clean the air Get public health advice from experts, not RFK Jr

Maybe if Marky Mark here had to live on a middle class salary he’d know that insurance companies are on rampage of dropping meds from coverage.

Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.

Shout out to whoever asked a driver to hold a sign waiting for “Project Moonlight” at the airport

Lilly Kane’s a real one

The MUCH lower BA version of Pete Alonso really is gonna have to be Pete Alonso immediately if this is the plan

There is no reason, and we know this from looking at the dodgers, that Cohen couldn’t essentially BUY players in trades rather than trade literally anyone lmao that’s how much money he’s worth

Look, guys, don’t worry. Mark Vientos could have a career year and so could Baty and Alvy can’t get injured again right? And Benge will get promoted and he’ll hopefully win rookie of the year. And our rotation is Manaea, Senga, and 3-4 rookies! And no bullpen! And Soto has a no injury cloak

Jesus fucking Christ

And on top of all of this Mets bullshit, my WPBL team won’t be playing in New York? 2026 is cooked

All Alonso did was play every day and hit a fuck ton of home runs, I don't get it. #MetsSky

Run prevention = preventing our own runs too

PETE ALONSO IS A BETTER ALL AROUND HITTER AND DEFENDER THAN SCHWARBER and the Phillies circlejerked 5/150 for him

With Democrats either winning or significantly over performing in every single election this year When you now add in Eileen Higgins blowout win in Miami with Eric Gisler’s shocking victory in a ruby red Georgia district, Republicans should be extremely concerned about the midterm elections Good

Miami just elected its first democratic mayor in 28 years. Mayor-elect Eileen Higgins calls herself “La Gringa” and rides transit. Running on transit is a way to win elections!

Congratulations to Democrats in Miami & Georgia! 🗳 💙 Eileen Higgins wins Miami mayoral race, breaking a nearly 30-year GOP hold. She's also the first female to become their mayor! AND Georgia Democrat, Eric Gisler, flips a GA state House seat in a district Trump won by 12 points! 🥳

Look, if the Dodgers get Skubal too, I’ll gladly accept a baseball lockout

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Episode 259: This week, we talk about the Devin Williams signing and the latest Mets rumors as the Winter Meetings get underway. Apple🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a... Spotify🍏: open.spotify.com/episode/7rLu...

Ken Jennings with the supreme post once again

The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.