Game #12 Amazin' Index: 40/100 (Panic Citi 😱) Mgr: Gil Hodges 1 Ron Swoboda 1B 2 Tucker Ashford 3B 3 Tom Herr 2B 4 Starling Marte RF 5 Harry Chiti C 6 Mike Vail LF 7 Jorge Polanco DH 8 Keith Miller SS 9 Rick Ankiel CF P: Johan Santana

THAT'S MY MAYOR! (I live in Connecticut)

That's why Semien is hitting cleanup, folks! /s #MetsSky

Bullpen: Freddy Peralta, José Parra, Pat Mahomes, Bruce Chen Bench: Shaun Fitzmaurice, Bill Almon, Mike Bishop, Jim Piersall, Rich Becker

Game #11 Amazin' Index: 15/100 (Panic Citi 😱) Mgr: Terry Collins 1 Gavin Cecchini SS 2 Jeff Conine DH 3 Joe Christopher LF 4 Sergio Ferrer 3B 5 Tommy Davis 1B 6 Ike Hampton C 7 Kelly Johnson RF 8 Pat Howell CF 9 David Lamb 2B P: James Baldwin

Today is Memorial Day, a day when I like to stop and remember all the Mets who knew how to play baseball, none of whom are on this team. #MetsSky

Yeah! Glove flip! Too bad style points don't get you an out. #MetsSky

This dude is such a douche.

I loved watching LaTroy Hawkins in 2013. Hell of a career, hell of a good person. Made you proud that he was a New York Met. #MetsSky

One ticket to the sun, please 🚀 #MetsSky

Game #9 Amazin' Index: 30/100 (Panic Citi 😱) Mgr: Gil Hodges 1 Bruce Bochy 1B 2 Bubba Trammell LF 3 Joe Hietpas C 4 Al Weis 2B 5 Tony Tarasco RF 6 Mackey Sasser 3B 7 Jim Fregosi SS 8 Lee Mazzilli CF 9 Randy Milligan DH P: Jae Weong Seo

Just popping in to say this team is buttcheeks and Peralta has not been worth the price we paid for him. #MetsSky

Welcome back, Jonah 👏 #MetsSky

Franchise icon and known shortstop, David Wright #MetsSky

They better have given Danhausen his ticket between Chalamet and Kylie Jenner. #Knickshausen

🤮🤮🤮 #MetsSky

SMALL BALL MAKES ME HORNY #MetsSky

At this point I'd rather have Jordan Peterson than David Peterson on the mound. #MetsSky

Fucks sake I didn't even get to turn the game on yet... #MetsSky

What's it like in DC tonight? We gettin this game in? #MetsSky

Right on cue.

Morabito, Ewing, Benge has a chance to be an elite defensive outfield. #MetsSky

OF Nick Morabito is wearing number 8. Last worn on the field by INF Desi Relaford in 2001. #Mets

BURY THEM! Give the bullpen the night off. #MetsSky

First Pitch will be at 7:30PM #LGM

Joel Youngblood hit the round-tripper that raised New York's Home Run Apple for the very first time. #MetsSky

Guys. It's happening. Thornton AND Morabito????? #MetsSky

"Misterrrr, who is on your shirt?" The Shirt:

Waking up to the box score: #MetsSky

Jeeeeezus that HBP would have put me in the fucking grave. #MetsSky

Bullpen: Anthony Kay, Ryne Stanek, Jack Fisher, Sid Fernandez Bench: Duffy Dyer, Rodney McCray, Cameron Maybin, Dave Liddell, Tony Clark

Game #4 Amazin' Index: 61/100 (The '73 Ya Gotta Believe Era 🏗️) Mgr: Terry Collins 1 Rick Herrscher SS 2 Marlon Anderson 2B 3 Tsuyoshi Shinjo RF 4 John Valentin 3B 5 Luis Castillo DH 6 Ben Gamel LF 7 Wilson Ramos C 8 Steve Henderson CF 9 Jerry Martin 1B P: Chris Devenski

Someone should have shoved him over the railing.

It's been a minute! Take a look at the updated Laundry Lines. #MetsSky

Bullpen: Ariel Jurado, Dan Murray, Larry Miller, Rich Hill Bench: Carlos Baerga, Vince Coleman, Charley Smith, Ronny Paulino, Bill Spiers

The Benge-Soto bromance is fucking beautiful. #MetsSky

Slap hands! Slap hands! #MetsSky

SMALL BALL 🥵 #MetsSky

Idk but I've always believed in Devin Williams 😏 #MetsSky

NYM Home Run! Tyrone Taylor homers (3) on a fly ball to left field. Carson Benge scores. Juan Soto scores. The score is now NYM 6, NYY 6 (Bottom 9)

😈😈😈😈😈😈😈#MetsSky

I'm so fucking sick of this goddamn team. #MetsSky

Weee! #MetsSky

When Cha Cha Slide comes on at the school dance:

Now look what you did. #MetsSky

Me watching the Mets:

Benge paying homage to Aaron Judge in the World Series #MetsSky

Memorable 2008 New York Met, Trot Nixon #MetsSky

Freddy Got Fingered...and Grogu

Really need 10-24 more runs so I don't need to see Devin Williams' dumb ass tonight. #MetsSky