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A special Mets HOF line-up for today! #MetsSky

I grew up in Stamford, Connecticut. Bobby was ALWAYS around. He got the Mets to donate turf to our little league field. The high school he went to turned into the middle school I attended and now teach at. I drank at his bar. I coached at his sports academy. He's a hell of a genuine person. #MetsSky

Melendez goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrr! #MetsSky

Mendoza is going to find a way to use 6 pitchers in a game we were winning 4-0 in the top of the 2nd. #MetsSky

445 feet! Goddamn Mark! #MetsSky

I am still believing. #MetsSky

I love these damn kids. #MetsSky

Really a pretty good win for a bullpen game. Benge is a stud. Soto is Soto. Brooks Raley is going to get us a nice piece at the trade deadline. #MetsSky

I'm so serious I watch this team every night, I (sometimes) write a newsletter... who the fuck is Wagaman? Lmao #MetsSky

Damn, Soto is about to go 50 hr 12 RBI. #MetsSky

The only dawg in a Mets jersey tonight is Jose Alvarado. #MetsSky

Not even Dolan's sketchy paramilitaristic security apparatus could keep Trump safe in that crowd.

Well, #MetsSky, last night was the first game of the season I skipped. Instead, I watched True Romance. My message to David Stearns:

Game #12 Amazin' Index: 40/100 (Panic Citi 😱) Mgr: Gil Hodges 1 Ron Swoboda 1B 2 Tucker Ashford 3B 3 Tom Herr 2B 4 Starling Marte RF 5 Harry Chiti C 6 Mike Vail LF 7 Jorge Polanco DH 8 Keith Miller SS 9 Rick Ankiel CF P: Johan Santana

THAT'S MY MAYOR! (I live in Connecticut)

That's why Semien is hitting cleanup, folks! /s #MetsSky

Bullpen: Freddy Peralta, José Parra, Pat Mahomes, Bruce Chen Bench: Shaun Fitzmaurice, Bill Almon, Mike Bishop, Jim Piersall, Rich Becker

Game #11 Amazin' Index: 15/100 (Panic Citi 😱) Mgr: Terry Collins 1 Gavin Cecchini SS 2 Jeff Conine DH 3 Joe Christopher LF 4 Sergio Ferrer 3B 5 Tommy Davis 1B 6 Ike Hampton C 7 Kelly Johnson RF 8 Pat Howell CF 9 David Lamb 2B P: James Baldwin

Today is Memorial Day, a day when I like to stop and remember all the Mets who knew how to play baseball, none of whom are on this team. #MetsSky

Yeah! Glove flip! Too bad style points don't get you an out. #MetsSky

This dude is such a douche.

I loved watching LaTroy Hawkins in 2013. Hell of a career, hell of a good person. Made you proud that he was a New York Met. #MetsSky

One ticket to the sun, please 🚀 #MetsSky

Game #9 Amazin' Index: 30/100 (Panic Citi 😱) Mgr: Gil Hodges 1 Bruce Bochy 1B 2 Bubba Trammell LF 3 Joe Hietpas C 4 Al Weis 2B 5 Tony Tarasco RF 6 Mackey Sasser 3B 7 Jim Fregosi SS 8 Lee Mazzilli CF 9 Randy Milligan DH P: Jae Weong Seo

Just popping in to say this team is buttcheeks and Peralta has not been worth the price we paid for him. #MetsSky

Welcome back, Jonah 👏 #MetsSky

Franchise icon and known shortstop, David Wright #MetsSky

They better have given Danhausen his ticket between Chalamet and Kylie Jenner. #Knickshausen

🤮🤮🤮 #MetsSky

SMALL BALL MAKES ME HORNY #MetsSky

At this point I'd rather have Jordan Peterson than David Peterson on the mound. #MetsSky

Fucks sake I didn't even get to turn the game on yet... #MetsSky

What's it like in DC tonight? We gettin this game in? #MetsSky

Right on cue.

Morabito, Ewing, Benge has a chance to be an elite defensive outfield. #MetsSky

OF Nick Morabito is wearing number 8. Last worn on the field by INF Desi Relaford in 2001. #Mets

BURY THEM! Give the bullpen the night off. #MetsSky

First Pitch will be at 7:30PM #LGM

Joel Youngblood hit the round-tripper that raised New York's Home Run Apple for the very first time. #MetsSky

Guys. It's happening. Thornton AND Morabito????? #MetsSky

"Misterrrr, who is on your shirt?" The Shirt:

Waking up to the box score: #MetsSky

Jeeeeezus that HBP would have put me in the fucking grave. #MetsSky

Bullpen: Anthony Kay, Ryne Stanek, Jack Fisher, Sid Fernandez Bench: Duffy Dyer, Rodney McCray, Cameron Maybin, Dave Liddell, Tony Clark

Game #4 Amazin' Index: 61/100 (The '73 Ya Gotta Believe Era 🏗️) Mgr: Terry Collins 1 Rick Herrscher SS 2 Marlon Anderson 2B 3 Tsuyoshi Shinjo RF 4 John Valentin 3B 5 Luis Castillo DH 6 Ben Gamel LF 7 Wilson Ramos C 8 Steve Henderson CF 9 Jerry Martin 1B P: Chris Devenski

Someone should have shoved him over the railing.

It's been a minute! Take a look at the updated Laundry Lines. #MetsSky

Bullpen: Ariel Jurado, Dan Murray, Larry Miller, Rich Hill Bench: Carlos Baerga, Vince Coleman, Charley Smith, Ronny Paulino, Bill Spiers

The Benge-Soto bromance is fucking beautiful. #MetsSky