It would be pretty funny if the Mariners just didn't score for the rest of the season.

6 innings in and welp.

I really do feel like the Mariners go on a run here. They needed that break, think they come back looser and more focused.

MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL

Is it just me or has this been a weird All-Star Game?

rip to sam neill, who, along with laura dern, jeff goldblum, and an animatronic velociraptor, was responsible for my bisexual awakening

my god, this is amazing. apparently from a NY Times interview with Neill and Goldblum. Resharing with alt text so everyone can enjoy

Part of Spielberg’s genius is basically saying “I’m gonna make three of cinema’s biggest freaks the leads of my family friendly big budget dinosaur movie and you’re gonna love it.”

Tonight's late night death sucks. RIP Sam Neill.

Buddy was on the edge of death and stole Lindsey Graham's soul to stay alive.

One of the best parts of the Mariners failing to go on a run this month is the teams that they may have traded with have won enough games to get back in it and will now also be buying instead of selling.

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

Live your life in such a way that people aren't getting out of bed to shitpost about your death at 2am

McGregor's knee and Lindsey Graham in the same day goddamn!

I'm probably a bad soccer fan for feeling this way but what a disappointing final 4.

*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead

This strip is, no exaggeration, a formative element of my life. Read it young; remembered it forever.

So happy to see Muñoz out there! Dan Wilson can learn!

One of those games where the Mariners would probably have a couple runs if they just never swung the bat but they can't help themselves.

Harped on it before but I really wish the Mariners were better at challenging balls and strikes.

‘We’re up against forces that have all the money in the world’: Erin Brockovich on her battle against AI datacentres

Gambit for me. Rogue 2nd. This from reading the comics and, most importantly, watching the 90's cartoon.

A groundball finding a hole and a slicing shot just hitting the chalk leading to 4 runs is incredibly bad luck but when you're pitching Rucker and whatever a Simpson is in the 8th inning you're kind of leaving yourself open to this.

Iran potentially not moving on because of a shoelace. Once again the offsides rule is dumb.

the entire conservative media apparatus was born out of a conviction that what happened to Nixon should never again happen to a Republican president and it worked and they now feel comfortable enough to admit it

Ok this Storm team playing tonight is fun!

I don't think I'll ever be convinced that offsides isn't a dumb rule.

Starting to get in contention fir dumbest series ever here for the Mariners.

This is why Pride Night is still so important.

Name a TV show you're positive nobody remembers but you.

Man, the stars have been putting on a show today at the World Cup.

This is what the American World Cup should’ve been the whole time, a celebration of our diasporas, a chance for all these countries from around the world to feel at home here because there’s a bit of their home already here

This is the perfect amalgamation of the Cubs season so far.

The cursed truth about sports is no fan is truly happy.

They can write anything they want on these with sharpies right? That's the new rule?

Just an absolutely gutsy win by the Mariners today.

Got home and saw what was happening so turned it on. Always here for weird extra innings baseball.

If you're not up watching the A's and the Brewers in the 12th inning of a 15-14 game being played in a minor league ballpark in Vegas, are you even a baseball fan?

Admission is free tomorrow and the first Thursday of each month at several Seattle-area museums. The National Nordic Museum, Seattle Art Museum, and Burke Museum are all open until 8 p.m., MOHAI is free from 5 to 8 p.m., and the Museum of Flight from 5 to 9 p.m. Details below:

Order is in 💙

WISDONG!!!

One thing we know about creating a "Dream Team" is that it always works perfectly.

When the Mariners get a productive out

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he, hit's like a gentleman, like you imagined yeah you, Cole Young

Does anyone know the record for homeruns caught at the wall by one team?

Sorry everyone. I wasn't thinking when I told my monkey's paw I just wanted the Mariners to be able to beat the Astros.

One of the bands in the Nebraska-Baylor game just played almost the whole thing of Wake Up by Rage Against the Machine during a referee review. That's pretty awesome.