They'll try anything to stop the Mariners from winning the division.

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting engaged and Pumpkin Spice Lattes back in the same day? Better than Christmas for a large group of people.

i've decided to run for mayor of new york city. i hate this city, i hate being in it, i think everyone in it is stupid except for me, when people have fun here it makes me mad, i don't know why i'm running, i don't want to be mayor, and i have $4. see you at the polls

Every passing summer day brings me closer to recovery fall and I’m gonna be so annoying wearing cardigans with button down shirts very lowly buttoned 😩😘. Which speaking of: if y’all would like to lend a hand with top surgery shenanigans, I’ve got a kofi goal to help. ko-fi.com/monroeroe

With that first pitch, Justin Verlander is officially not the oldest MLB player this season 😀

Tomorrow I'm back to rooting against the Blue Jays but it's fun watching them crushing the Yankees on Canada Day. Pretty sure George Springer just became an honorary Canadian.

The one difference between this Angels series and most others is I'm already at peace with missing the playoffs. So at this point I'm just enjoying Cal Raleigh lapping the league in dingers.

is being terminally online bad for you? yes does it make you less happy than your offline friends? absolutely is there anything that matches the high of a poster's ragnarok? there is not, and that's why we can never log off

If you understand the Montreal Expos logo, he's too young for you

Maybe one of the best pure baseball days in awhile.

Soon-to-be disappointed metalhead tween going through your record collection, "Massive Attack, Thievery Corporation, Destroyer, Murder by Death, 10,000 Maniacs... hell yes."

Drinking this in honor of that superb performance by Brian Woo.

The Marlins are a great team to be on if you're trying to get traded to a better team, and that's why they're so annoying

Rooting for a Houston team and against a Houston team in the same night.

It's a low bar and he may not end up being great but Ryan Bliss is the first Opening Day 2B I've been actually excited to watch since Cano.

is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat? ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details) smh - Secret Message Hahahaha tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat) gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg

Finally started showing my partner Lost a few weeks ago and I didn't plan it this way but it worked out we'll be watching The Constant on Valentine's Day.

Might be biased but that Halftime show was incredible.

Gotta find more people on here, I keep going back to Twitter because i don't follow enough of the good people here.

They're making sure to destroy every good app we have. Tik Tok didn't join them so they banned them. Lovin it.

A great case for Felix Hernandez in the Hall of Fame. https://www.mlb.com/news/felix-hernandez-s-hall-of-fame-case?partnerID=mlbapp-android_article-share

It really is amazing that with all these streaming services, there was still a better selection at my local video stores.

Amazing how watching mediocre football all day makes this Vikings-Lions game that much better. Feels like a playoff game, excellent football being played right now.

Once again, every team should be offering $800 million to the player who's second in fWAR over the past 6 seasons and is only 26.

Turned on MLB Network and they're talking about Soto and talking to Kyle Higashioka and I turned it off because it's just making me sad.

Since this was posted right after I joined, I'm going to pretend I was the 500,000th user. It feels good.