I have been voted Fireman of the Year for the fourth year running. Just putting that out there.

Me, in the 24-48 hour period between getting paid and all my direct debits going out.

Latest additions to Donald Trump’s Board Of Peace include Professor James Moriarty, Chief Scientist Davros of Skaro and Emperor Ming the Merciless of the planet Mongo. I feel safer already.

It's here and it's brilliant! youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0?...

Congratulations to 🍊, the revised Crufts Best in Show 2025 winner!

100% tariff on the MM/DD/YY format.

Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).

There's still time for Jenrick to take up yogic flying and join the Natural Law Party.

Still downsizing ham stuff to make way for for more 😆 Hi-Mound HK-804 needs a good clean but it’s a nice key and quite a rarity Any interest before the dreaded ‘Bay? #hamr

This makes me weep with laughter every time I see it

I wish people wouldn't keep bringing up all of Nadhim Zahawi's past mistakes, it's like closing the heated stable door after the horse has bolted.

A multilingual #caturday! #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

"He'll never sell any ice cream going at that speed...."

Saw one for sale and could not resist as I have pondering SO2R for a while - it’s a long term plan - just need another radio and more antennas and getting my bonce around working this #Hamr

Just love all of this, the gulls, the fishing boat, the ... pigs, the massive dog and him grunting, "Oh!" 10/10

Absolute goldmine today at the local charity shop😳

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Ate far too hot a gulp of baked potato, fainted as it burnt my throat, fainted, fell into a wall further knocking me out, woke up covered in potatoes, butter and blood - not my finest moment 😳

Going back to work in 2026

It’s that sort of weather

*excellent* joke

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation

This from @vizcomic.bsky.social will never get old.

This is still so good.

Saw Jimmy Page coming out of Paddington’s Ryman Stationers with a plastic bag

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/12/25/2 “Oh yeah? More like the three wise guys, I’d say.”

Wagner’s undiscovered 9-hour mega opera

The best part of Christmas

In Costco - never fails to 🤔 me the amount of people buying metric shit tonnes of bottled water?

Whatever this new religion is I’m in

It should be a regular festive tradition, right wing ring pieces line up to be battered by Antony Joshua, all in aid of ‘women’s charities’.

Marylebone never change

Merry Christmas to the two high vis clad lads sitting in their work van, blasting Wonderful Christmas time & passing a whole huge panettone back & forth, taking bites out of it as if it was a big burger

Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower

Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers Me:

Spiders working overtime last night

I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him

Just seen this, love it, and from where else but Bromley, the spiritual home of English Punk! Well played people, well played.

It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.

I am brimming with holiday spirit

😳😳😳

He is ready.

Sad news about Steve Cropper. What a great legacy he leaves behind. Memphis Soul. There's nothing like it. (The Black & white southern soul scene seemed to be part of a new world that was being born. I guess that as a nation we're still in labor.)

Ever we turn from God’s light - Prague edition