It's the golden rule of grievance politics: you will never be happy. You are a permanent captive to the infinity goalpost.

New bed

Love a bit of drumming? Here’s two non-standard Drum heroes youtu.be/bxfTb3h0-K0

On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read

You can use a buttercup to tell if you like butter or not. To find out if you like primates you need a chin pansy.

Timeline cleanser 🐈

At the UK HiFi live event at Ascot…so far heard nothing to amaze but all very £££

Went to Screwfix live show today (don’t judge me - I brought an orbital sander) - who was there nonother than that Grant off that Eastenders - I am now banned from his pub😢

Driving round the M25 today along with the endless othering flags (for that is what they are) I saw a skinhead on a bridge waving/flapping a St.Georges cross at the traffic which appeared to have swastikas in the 4 white portions Absolutely get to fuck with all this fascist shite

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Half a pound of basmatti rice Half a pound of treacle That's way Dean Gaffney goes Wellard bites two people

What does this man have against cake toppings?

3D depiction of rainfall distribution across Great Britain. England is a very dry place: London gets as much rain as Jerusalem. With climate change, the south will need to prepare for even more acute water shortages.

Bean Bugs

Huzzah🎉

The cat is trying to explain why the toilet papers are on the floor... 😅 #cat #catday #bluesky #animals

Our parent’s generation knew how to treat fascists.

Going live to my work network

Freshening up the tl.👍🏾👍🏾

Someone's found the perfect response:

GIF uploads work on android, there's no stopping me now

Wait till the people of Clacton hear this - they’ll be fumin

Top right is just very very weird for reasons 🤔

I'm sorry, but genetic engineering is getting out of hand.

What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.

Me, looking at timestamp: This seems like a long time to get to the joke Me, watching for 15sec: I am absolutely watching this whole thing

Devoting a large part of the weekend to this popular Beat combo - never had the spare £ when it came out but scored a great 2ndhand copy for a bargain price - I just can’t comprehend those who wouldn’t think they were the greatest ever - total genius beyond compare #Beatles

I’m opening a combined apiary & snooker accessories shop & I’m calling it Bee & Cue. I don’t envisage this being a problem

Flagshagging definetly on the rise in Stevenage over this weekend #Ingurland

Queuing at a bar…what has become of us🤔

"What was 2025 like, grandpa?" "The world was falling apart in many ways. Also, almost as gallingly, there were more people than ever who decided they didn't have time to read pieces of writing yet did have time to post opinions on what they'd imagined the pieces of writing they hadn't read said."

have never clicked a headline so fast www.nature.com/articles/d41...

At t’Proms

Work today

good evening

Scooby-Doo describing a Frube

Slumming it at the Noble Rot in Soho

What are these things called? #hamr

Worrye not about 'being productive,' for thou art not a product. Thou art a star daunsinge yn a hopeful skye. A signal blinking across centuryes and worldes. Thou art a song performid just once and perfectlye.

Hadrian’s wall in better nick than the one in my back garden

Would you like sauce on your ice-cream? We’ve got caramel, chocolate or…

@g0mfr.bsky.social how did you do? Total disaster here as we were in a very unanticipated hollow surrounded by rock and could simply not be heard🙄

Oh poor Ozzy…what a life lived

Walloping great Red Kite whistling it head off in next doors tree #BigBirb #Whopper #IndistinctOverZoomedDigitalPhoto