I think it was a penalty but I don’t think it should be a penalty. However the Senegal antics afterwards made it fully justified.

That’s a bit LinkedIn lads 🤨

That’s a shame.

I’m so unarsed I’m watching this on the little telly in the kitchen.

“I imagine there are some Burnley supporters watching open mouthed” Yeah mate, that’s what they always do.

"...keep the backdoor closed"

Don’t think I’ve ever been less arsed about England. I missed the first 30 mins cos I went to the shop. Lovely and quiet. Seen were losing, couldn’t give a toss tbh. I’m watching, but I don’t care. 11yo me would be appalled.

Shearer talking absolute shite. Every right to go down, get fucked.

In quantum mechanics, Danny Murphy’s Cat is a thought experiment concerning quantum superposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical cat inside a closed Royal Mail van may be considered to be simultaneously both alive and dead while it is unobserved.

Just issued a rallying call to my troops on my first morning as gaffer. Bet they think I’m a right plum.

Paul the Octopus has had a few too many Sherrie’s.

Just contacted him

Amazed Ally’s not going “hang oan! Ish that Boan Jovi??”

Mooching around on my Vinted account and discovered that this raasclart who bought a brand new unworn coat off me for £80 is trying to sell it for £120 with the comment “I bought it new with tags but I suspect it’s been worn a few times”. Cheeky cunt!

I thought children were banned from social media these days.

No sorry, THAT……

THAT is simply the worst penalty I’ve ever seen.

That is simply the worst penalty I’ve ever seen.

wtf is this camera direction? Whole point of a penno shootout is reading the expression of the taker as they run up.

“Let’s hear from Darren Cann.”

Hydration break

Drop a cop

In researching that last cop, I discovered that the rozzer who refuses to arrest David Kessler before he ate a load of porn theatre punters managed to ride that storm and eventually made Chief Super at Sun Hill.

Drop a cop

Drop a cop

Sacrificing a few trees and 10 gallons of water to make a birthday card for the grandson. 14 already 🤯

Drop a cop

The “Selecao”

Tbf that’s a very good assist and finish. I could enjoy it if it wasn’t for the wankfest that ensues.

Brazil used to be so exotic, untouchable and mysterious. Now they’ve got blokes who play for the 12th best team in England who finished below Sunderland.

This is a real test of endurance for the men in white.

Hydration break

“I don’t agree with that in the workplace”

“Gerrem on Manningham Lane! Up the IRA!”

Sad news that Penelope Keith has died. She was a legend. There'll be numerous tributes and clips shown showcasing her brilliance but her BAFTA nominated appearance on the 1977 Morecambe & Wise Christmas Show is a favourite of mine.

Nice pair of Sebago Showaddywaddy shoes on Vinted

Why don’t you all just marry “Stokes” whoever that is?

Hydration break

Piece of piss.

Hobbes Junior with the POTY for one of the three teams he played for last season ❤️✊🏻

Dixon telling Kane where he should’ve aimed that shot. Like Dick van Dyke telling Fred Dibnah about chimneys.

Norman has made his feelings about that first half performance perfectly clear.

I was lying earlier about why I bought a 12 string. It was so I could play this banger

On Vapour Trail Andy Bell uses drones to do a kind of bassline to the chord. He uses the same trick on Today

Sounds purdey tho