Saw posts about “P Diddy” and Fergie, and was going to make a crap joke about it being the ginger mess assuming it was really the singer Fergie.

Bought some black anti-chafe Lycra shorts for on the running machine, just took my top off and I look like a fat Roy Batty.

I might as well say this now, Sue Cook has pulled out.

Who’s this Poindexter suggesting no attackers allowed in the 6 yard box at corners on MOTD??

I can hear Julie in the bathroom using a pedicure gadget and this is all I can think of.

I like this.

Chesterfield are a right set of diving bastards.

Share a song from the year you turned 18. 1991 youtu.be/51wMRuhAkZU?...

Gwarn Notts!

Yes ‘Dale!

Classic “yeaa-ohhh” from the Chesterfield fans there. Pen, keeper goes wrong way, fans think it’s in, hits post.

At the end of the day, it’s all been too much . Wasn’t that your old saying @betharzy.bsky.social ?

That’ll fucking do City. Bolton fans seem to think it’s job done. Be a very different City approach at VP on Thursday.

Only City could get two shit refs in one game

Solid half that City. Another 45 like that will do tonight.

As we prepare to play Bolton in the playoffs, I’ve stumbled across this letter from Phil Neal politely rejected my request for a trial.

I mean, fucking potholes is on their ‘manifesto’. I’m living amongst ignorant, bigoted simpletons

Fucking fuck

Julie lost her Apple Watch in the house. We looked everywhere, then used the FindMy app on her phone to play a sound on it. It was in the kitchen bin….

A different kind of nimbyism here. Norman is distinctly unhappy about the local wood pigeon sitting on next doors roof.

New (old) discovery for me. Was aware of the Paisley Underground scene but not really listened to much other than Green On Red. This album is ace though. music.apple.com/gb/album/sat...

Sigh.

Listening to The Hollies. GBOL.

106 years ago today, on May 7th, an undergraduate at Christchurch College, Oxford, drank a glass of port then left through the main gates for a walk. I've been thinking about him, & his walk, for years now. It's taken a long time for me to figure out why - why I've kept returning, near obsessed.

Bayern have turned into Mark Hughes’ Bradford City here.

You’d think a German team would be keener on crosses than this.

Mad that Harry Kane wasted a huge chunk of his career carrying Spurs when he could’ve had over 10 years of this.

This should’ve been the final shouldn’t it.

This Bayern atmosphere makes last nights “Emirates” crowd look like a feisty knitting circle

www.maptap.gg May 6 100🎯 94🏅 98🎯 99🎯 94🏅 Final score: 969

Also the first time I’ve heard that “Norf London Fowever” bollocks. Awful.

Fuck me. Think that’s first live Arsenal game I’ve watched in years. Arteta is an annoying little prick isn’t he. Someone should’ve stuck the nut on him, prancing like a tit.

Ruggeri on the left is it?

Put the football on. Why are Arsenal olé-ing and acting so giddy at every tackle won with so long to go? Reminds me of Liverpool fans.

I’m so very sorry.

Never met Tony Peters, don’t know who he is, but a million years ago on Facebook he posted this and I don’t think anyone’s ever put it better.

Bunged some more paint on my test panel and polished part of the rear badge mount. Am deffo going with this colour. Went on dead thick and no orange peel. Very promising.

Well you can fuck this sky high. Have to sign in to read a bit of football news??

Settled on this colour for the Lambretta. Dunno what colour it is/what car brand it’s from. Assume it goes as dark as the tin lid when I’ve done a proper amount of coats. Test on one of the floorboards I’m replacing with zero prep.

Spring drizzle here so given the Cotopaxi its first outing of the year. Like a butterfly emerging from its cocoon.

That’s my boy 😂

OH YOU BEAUTIFUL MANC BASTARD SARCE!!!!

City have had a superb season, regardless what happens today. Up the fucking Chickens! #BCAFC

Sarce is back. Come on City.

Terry Dolan, 1992.

Sneaky bum time in the football league today. Will the Bantams make the playoffs? Will Grimsby, and relegate Tranmere in the process? Will Notts get autos? @sammetcalf.bsky.social @harrymcnally.bsky.social @pieorama.bsky.social

Northern Exposure Auf Wiedersehn Pet Lovejoy Father Brown Porridge Spaced I’m Alan Partridge Early Doors Cheers Grass Band of Brothers Tour of Duty Police Squad First series of Game On Blackadder

The new Blue Peter lineup looks a bit shit.