Post a non religious photo that you think of as holy

Steady on lads, it’s not the outbreak of war

Just saw this exact car in Halifax! I memorised the plate to look up what model it was. Before I went on the dvla site I just input it in google so I didn’t forget it and it brought up this photo 🤯🤯

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS BLATTER

Penelope Keith on Call My Bluff BBC4 KLAXON

Re-watching Cheers from the start. Diane flew under my radar as a younger man (well, I was 10 but I knew which side my bread was buttered) but modern me sees things differently.

Been home 7 hours and got changed twice but my brain still thinks it can smell 2 stroke.

Convo in two of my group chats has turned to this purveyor of fine cuisine in Great Horton

After leaving Cannon Hall earlier we lowered the tone in Holmfirth on the way home.

The best of the bunch from Cannon Hall today.

Spring has sprung

Real Hoxton, think it cones in about 5 colours

Spring has sprung

New scooter season. New badge ✊🏻

Carpet Factory, Dean Clough, Halifax, 1953, painting by Christopher Chamberlain, 1918-84 (Dean Clough gallery).

Off to Cannon Hall with the Pigs this morning for the first ride out of the year. Not been up this early on a Sunday since Joe was in the under 16s.

Genuinely thought Rooney had a vape in his hand rather than a pen just now.

Spending this glorious spring afternoon shampooing the living room carpet.

Chuck Norris isn’t going to get into heaven. Heaven is going to get into Chuck Norris. Or something.

Will raise a glass to the shoe shine boy tonight. #shittyshoes

Paging @harrymcnally.bsky.social @bsrg1.bsky.social my local scooter dealer has just picked this up. 3k miles on it after being laid up in 66. What a beaut. He’s given it a wash and it’s for sale as is

Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat (that isn't Indiana Jones).

Writing planning conditions is horrible. My head hurts.

First Pigs ride out of the year on Sunday, up to Helmsley. New season, new neck warmer.

Hobbesy - friend of the stars

Happy Four Year Anniversary to these lads 🫡

Lammy loaded and off to the blasters.

Middle school trip to Wembley for the England schoolboys v Scotland. Me and my mate Kev were 10 I think. Spent the game lobbing peanuts at people and wearing out air horns. After the game Kev got lost & we’re all waiting on the coach. Mr Burgess genuinely appeared to be considering leaving him.

how would YOU open the Strait of Hormuz? Wrong answers only

‘Being Brave’ by Menswear is a banger

Norm doing his regular Smaug impression

Norman is sat next to me here with his nose dripping like Pongo Snodgrass. Have had to go get some tissues.

Spent the evening belatedly trying to begin to get my head round music theory. I’ve only being playing guitar for 36 years and have finally decided to try and learn the why as well as the how. It’s like fucking algebra.

Thought I’d bought a ticket for Wigan tomorrow. I haven’t. It’s sold out. Tsk.

Who even uses cash these days anyway?

Fella who’s reports I check at work has a habit of putting loads of random phrases in inverted commas, to the extent that the reports come across as sarcastic pisstakes

A corker to finish off the working day music.apple.com/gb/album/com...

Now stomping along to this music.apple.com/gb/album/thr...

Current listening: music.apple.com/gb/album/ara...

Up the finally winning away from home Bantams btw. Cardiff were coming for you.

Joe Hart is everywhere nowadays.

Quick browse on Vinted before tea and I’ve fallen hook, line and sinker for the Armor Lux vision in yellow

For over 130 years, women in the humanist movement have been a radical voice for progress. This #WomensHistoryMonth we celebrate all brave the women who risked everything speaking up for humanism or challenging the influence of religion in society. 🧵

Posties been

Tune. “Is ‘Aile Selassie ‘ere?!” music.apple.com/gb/album/tow...

Lil granddaughter the modette yesterday.

New unit of measurement just dropped....

Teatime on the Costa Del Calder

Too niche?