Looks like I didn’t see some scenes everyone wants to see. Boo.

That’s not very sporting.

First walk with his muzzle

Apparently Palace are giving their TV money to Macclesfield today. Great work lads. Rather than strive for a more equitable distribution of funds as a whole, you’ve just passed down a heap of inequality into non-league football.

City game off due to frozen pitch. Paul Hudson in the mud.

Day = made

*flounces off to bed

Cheese toastie done in the frying pan. #lifehack #influencer

"Go get the lines of latitude @sammetcalf.bsky.social "

"RAG BONE!"

The 'Insurance Man'. See also the Pools man.

You taking the piss?

Swiss Roll Shite more like. Tasted like burnt embers.

Finishing off the work day with some classic Black Tambourine music.apple.com/gb/album/by-...

It’s a mark of the man that he is loved at numerous clubs and for what he did for Wales, but to City fans of a certain age he’s part of our history and one of us. RIP Taff x

Vinted. 20 bar. Lovely.

Proper Brexit dinner

The new Norfolk Iron Age carnyx find featured on #DiggingForBritain with @profaliceroberts.bsky.social is beyond spectacular, dating to that crucial period for the Iceni between Caesar’s expeditions & Boudica’s rebellion. Already my find of the decade, today is a day to worship the carnyx… 1/…

Top 10 all time favourite guitarists? Not in order, but: John Squire Andy Bell (Ride, not Erasure) William Reid Robin Guthrie Martin Carr Robert Smith Terry Bickers Graeme Naysmith Neil Clark Raymond McGinley An incredibly white and male list but what can you do?

This sounds like Bradford’s player recruitment strategy - appoint a scout from Boro, sign a load of former Boro academy players. That doesn’t work do appoint the former Wigan chairman, sign a load of ex Wigan players. Football is just an old boys club,

Here's me chatting about Billy Liar and the wider long-lost black and white world of Britain in the early sixties. How can something made before The Beatles even took off still have so much resonance? Join us and find out! timworthington.org/2024/12/30/g...

3rd when it mattered

Mr MacKay, 1974

Sold a couple of those old pedals already so I've ordered this cos its reduced by £500 to £99. Scrolling down the seemingly never ending array of gorgeous pedals I think I need to go have a lie down/have a wank. www.ikmultimedia.com/products/amp...

Halifax, 1979, photo by Martin Parr.

Snurr

Ok, I’ll take that.

Starting back to work tomorrow with a decluttered office and tidy desk, and a living room reshuffle that’s loads cosier and more ‘coherent’. Yes I did say that.

Up the seaside Bantams! Now please never start Kavanagh again.

The Bantams 1-0 up at half time and a doorstep ham sandwich and Spanish lager.

Selling these pedals on eBay if anyone is interested. Discounts offered for anyone who already follows me on here

Records you forgot you owned #216

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Hi there I’m a pulmonary embolism in 2013.

Merry Thursday or whatever.

Put the Hootenanny on. Reminder of why I never listen to the radio or watch anything where someone other than me decides who’s on. Wank.

Pictures of the staff who operate my account

Rediscovered a Scottish post punk playlist I made yonks ago today. One of the highlights: youtu.be/UueBSrGIN38?...

Fuck off Margaret.

First firework of the night . At 6.57, thick cunts.

We never had Sky or MTV but I saw this at my mate John’s house. First time I was aware of them, beautiful and totally mesmerising. The video is good too. youtu.be/L_Tj4bJ0VFw?...

Bit of smock action for the lads and ladies

An evening at the Victorian. She won’t pose for a photo so I have to catch her unawares.

Just remembered a beauty. Eating at an Mexican restaurant in Manhattan, at the next table were two blokes who appeared to work in films, and who agreed that “Matt Damon is a nice guy irl”

Email from my accountant signed off “all the best when the time comes”. I’m *hoping* he’s referring to New Year.

Been waiting an hour for a blood test and they’ve only done 9 people in that time. Am starting to worry a bit about their methods tbqfhwy

Told Kate O’Mara we didn’t have the size she wanted in stock but that she could order it if she wanted. She didn’t.

Remember I mentioned Jenson Metcalfe on Boxing Day? The lads just got his first goal for us and it’s a corker.

Going to need some Atrixo for my dish pan hands here lads. Been a vicious circle of food prep and washing up for days.