Oh my god, the Texas Rangers invented Homer's nacho hat

After seeing the Earth from the moon, Neil Armstrong said it changed his perception of humanity. Before there were arbitrary divisions and strife, but afterwards he only saw one people, all losers who hadn't been on the moon ever.

They should invent a way that I learn Dutch without going through the process of learning Dutch

we love the moon

the not-actually-married married couple on Top Chef are (so far, halfway through episode four) actually charming as a couple

The only "Claude" we should be discussing and asking questions is the "Muscles from Brussels" himself Jean-Claude Van Damme

if reality competition shows are about work as entertainment the current state of Drag Race reflects the way work is now (based on some nebulous 'entertainment value' and feeling entirely arbitrary and disconnected from the task at hand)

it must be so annoying living in another country and having to hear about american politics all the time it would be like being and american and having to hear about uhhhhhh (can't think of other country) Eternia

Wikipedia now has higher standards than all universities

An Iranian general stood behind a podium explaining how they hacked the Director of the FBI's email address using a spoofed Black Rifle Coffee flash sale would be the Tet Offensive for the digital age. Humiliating defeat. Total destruction of American morale. The world needs it.

I knew I could trust him to do the right and also funniest thing

everything about jk rowling and harry potter sucks but especially the fact that i have to see adults debate about harry potter all fuckin day

Uit de New York Times van 14 november 1938.

lmao at how half my department seems to have gone all-in on talking about it

in a new music music league where my tastes have drifted so far away from the people I'm in it with that it comes back around to educational

boo this is a very Instagram challenge on this episode of Top Chef

they should invent student papers that aren't boring

EVERY STAR TREK SHOULD HAVE 7 SEASONS OF 22 EPISODES EACH GREENLIT AUTOMATICALLY

a little bit ago I heard Extreme Ways on an ad and thought that Moby might be due for rediscovery, but, as it was the first time around, his personality ruined i

I’m assuming this is a non-controversial opinion here, but sometimes, after a long gap since you’ve last listened to it, “Train in Vain” comes on, and you’re just, like, “oh yeah - music - it’s really good.”

is that bad

Every time I’m in Union Square I think about how Tammany Hall, the seat of power for New York for decades, is now a Petco

and of course Neil Young is the wise prophet Ezekiel

he needs more blankets and he needs less blankets

wrong kid died

listened to With Every Heartbeat with my eyes shut sun in my face and nothing will ever harm me again

sure, Chappell Roan and Jorginho are fighting. that's a normal combination of people to be fighting.

"Why am I paying that final editor?” Peter Vandermeersch asked in an interview last year with Belgian newspaper De Morgen, arguing AI could take over the role.

googoo dolls iris voice

A24's shit international rollouts annoy the hell out of me but it was only a matter of time before they got to doing action what these kinds of studios have done with horror

Masculine John Wick can still happen if people want it bad enough

they have identical twins on this season of Top Chef

Joe Kent is neither the worst person you know making a good point nor a broken clock; he’s a notorious antisemite and white supremacist who is blaming Jews to get out of a real job that’s quite difficult right now as we increasingly explode the world and create the conditions for terrorism.

Colonial Williamsburg was an incredibly exciting overnight trip

it’s always two bitches telling each other exactlyyy

Shout out to the Dutch leaving Trump on read lmao

ball is in. parking lot.

In 44BC it took 60 senators to stab Julius Caesar to death. Crazy to think that nowadays, thanks to modern technology, he could be killed by one senator running him over with a snowplow

Dutch class this week is online. this sucks lmao

They're calling it Stupid Gallipoli

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finished Heated Rivalry. good show!

Obviously the broader culture is not in a good place but it's heartening that television keeps returning to one of the eternal storytelling themes: Padma Lakshmi imperiously striding into the room and demanding that you make her a delicious treat.