If you’ve ever listened to the director’s commentary on Star Wars The Last Jedi you know that @rianjohnson.bsky.social is a fan. He put a Zork coin in R2

what if Trump thought that he was Lin Manuel Miranda

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

i know someone else who is ”extremely controversial” and whom “a lot of people don’t ike”

Sometimes I glance at YouTube and there's a video about Doctor Who, Star Trek, etc., that's like "breaking news! a thing happened!" And then instead of watching a 30 minute video I go and look for text-based sites that can tell me in three sentences what the thing that happened was.

In a perfect world ten thousand techno songs would already be using this as a sample

math textbook covers for some reason:

Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape

Imagine being named Elizabeth Holmes and going into fraud instead of becoming a consulting detective. Couldn’t have been me.

well that answers literally my only question

Farmers’ Almanac Ceases Publication https://theonion.com/farmers-almanac-ceases-publication/

Has anyone said Megyn R. Kelly yet? Because I feel like it's right there...

Congrats, DEI Trump!

i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”

If the NYT told the story of the homeless teenager exploited by Matt Gaetz with even half as much empathy as it tells the story of Olivia Nuzzi, it would be in danger of committing journalism.

Man…Schumer deserves to be pelted with rotten vegetables. Seriously. F that guy

I want what they have

getting dave portnoy out of new york is one of the most compelling arguments in favor of zohran

Troy Aikman narrating an adult movie

Gotta read the entire thread to fully comprehend how funny this actually is

Ciabattabad​

Shoutout to all the fed-up #IU alums out there. If you'd like to join a coalition of alumni coordinating a response to the current administration, please fill out this form and we'll keep you looped in. forms.gle/wgr5fddiPp2F... Please share widely with other alumni! #IUB #IUFB

John Cleary, shot in the chest by National Guardsmen on May 4, has passed away at age 74. He was a 19-year-old architecture student in 1970 when he was shot and critically wounded.

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

. @joelaerickson.bsky.social Mailbag question-when is it time for Ballard to start talking re-signing Daniel Jones?

Holy shit they finally did it!!!!! 😳😲🤯 @pacersofficial.bsky.social welcome to Bluesky! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 Been missing official Pacers posts over here 😂

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation. Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

First World Series between two cities threatened with invasion or invaded by a U.S. president.

This rules

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Cal Raleigh having a dream year in Seattle and Sir Mix-A-Lot not serenading him everywhere he goes feels like a missed opp

this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look

things bullets say

i want to go to a local protest tomorrow but i can't find my antifa membership card and i'm afraid i won't get paid

Invading Norway because he didn't get the peace prize would be so on brand.

this is just dave foley making fun of english people

Today is a good day to check in on any Yankees fans you know. Things you can say are “Hey, did you see the Yankees lost?” or “Are you okay I saw the Yankees suffered a humiliating defeat at home in an elimination game” or

Jays win! Jays win!

DAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE!!

The recent ICE raid which emptied an entire apartment building was apparently at the request of Wells Fargo, which is trying to foreclose on the building.

32 years ago today, Sideshow Bob was paroled. "Cape Feare," first aired October 7, 1993.

Blake Treinen can still get this save if Mike Pence has the courage

Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.

2/2 Got me thinking about “go to” albums or songs accurately convey the massive heartache of finality that plays hide and go seek when someone is gone #Superdrag #R.E.M. #Musicsky

1/2 Been listening to #Superdrag Valley of Dying Stars a lot recently, dealing w/ sudden loss of a good person in my orbit. Just read that #R.E.M. released Automatic For the People 33 years ago- another incredible piece of work about dealing w/ loss.