SLUGGO’S SATURDAY NOOD…NO

Go go gadget aneurysm

I mean…

The Amazon is burning and you're using up even MORE wood for your cross?

100% said this and feel free to quote me on it. Also @jackiekashian.bsky.social is a fantastic comedian and you should see her when she comes to your town.

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

Chinchillas are writing for Fesshole.

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

Alice Wong, Presente. Thank you for everything.

Alice Wong 💔

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

This is cool. COURIER has created a searchable database with all 20,000 of the files just released from Epstein’s estate. Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents. couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...

The funniest thing about Twitter these days is that right wing dipshits still think their content is being suppressed by some unseen liberal forces. Elon Musk has owned the site for over three years now.

At the dentist waiting for the novocaine to kick in. Can they put some in my brain? I would like a numb brain today, please.

What a terrible day to know how to read

Those Nuzzi glamor photos are giving this And ewwww the prose. Bernstein, come get your son and scrub the purple out of his verbiage.

It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches

Just gonna leave this here. For reasons. Nothing to do with Patton Oswalt being righteous and correct, nope.

First Sarah Kenzidor and now this.

Nancy Reagan has been DEMOTED

JD Vance owns a company that buys American real estate and sells it to foreign investors. They specifically target Americans in crisis to buy their property for less than it is worth.

Bingo

Did he ask Bubba to put it in his nussy?

You know it looked like this. Move over Nancy, there's a new throat goat at 1600.

Putin has photos of him slicking a Willie? Hooooooooo boy... 💦🍆

“Look he raped a CHILD not an INFANT” oh ok

Thinking about how one of the first Epstein victims was trans and got relentlessly mocked in the media when she spoke up www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/07/when...

How old are Megyn Kelly's kids and can someone check on them please

15-year-olds aren’t “barely legal.” There is no such thing as “underage women” they’re fucking CHILDREN.

just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car he was married at the time

working at the nyt

Tom Suozzi can eat an entire satchel of richards.

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.

Virginia Giuffre didn't off herself.

Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks

"The reason why the Left never wins is because they eat their own." IF WE EAT THEM IT'S BECAUSE THEY WERE NEVER ONE OF US TO BEGIN WITH.

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

pain is their currency, but to what end

I love this.

hey I think I've finally figured out why ultra wealthy people want chatgpt

The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling

the president admitted to sexual assault on camera and it didn't matter

Beez in the trap Beez beez in the trap ...I can't get that fucking mix out of my head.

thou misshapen Dick

Why, You grave but reckless senators

Suck it, Kim Davis.