Needed a locksmith. First one I found had one of my best friends as their landing photo. He's a pro soccer sales VP in D.C., so I was... confused.

I'm trying to understand the real goal behind allowing guns on military bases. Is it to creep the same into other federal properties, like, say, Congressional offices? Or do they really want soldiers to kill each other/themselves more?

Bondi: ‘My Only Regret Is Not Being Able To Re-Traumatize More Victims’

2 p.m. deadline on Monday... think they'll make it? www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

Hey Minneapolis! This is snakey backroom bullshit we should all be paying attention to and putting public comment in on

Randy George and David Hodne look EXACTLY the same.

You can't pull a fast one on Brad Reese, food witches. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Man, shut the fuck up about Nuremberg until you've called for impeachment. If you're not pushing for anti-fascist justice now, you're not gonna do it later.

Anyone else feel DRUNK WITH POWER when a problem you called 311 about gets fixed? And it only took you three days, @minneapolismn.gov! (Complimentary)

What is it going to take for you to file articles, @repilhan.bsky.social? Where is your goddamned line?

klan shit

There's more than one way to accomplish literally anything. Start from the desired outcome and work backward to figure out what must be done and how.

1. "Here's an extreme idea. We're platforming it, so that people can watch out." 2. "This idea is gaining traction. We're publishing an op-ed in favour, for balance." 3. "This idea is popular now. Why does the left refuse to consider it?"

Or, and hear me out here, the chaotic cult personality dictator nobody will say no to

I've never been nice about it. You don't have to personally identify as a fascist to be one.

One contender that came to mind for me was this belter.

You look like you snuck on Earth 🤣🤣🤣

O No I've Done Too Much And Now Am Uncontrollably Sleepy: The Bree Story

Fuck you Israel

We're literally the dumbest country.

Columbia Heights is the suburb where Liam Ramos lives, a small working-class highly diverse community just savaged by ICE during its occupation. There's a mutual aid fund and benefit this Saturday. 1) Please come if you're local. My band is playing a set and we're not bad! 2) Please share & donate.

When someone is removed for crossing Trump, the lesson is "anything is ok, except crossing the king". When someone is removed due to impeachment (or during an aggressive push for impeachment, if Ds can credibly claim the impeachment efforts played a role), the lesson is that consequences can exist.

Dear Iran, Please. Please. Sincerely, Roughly 60% of America

I still think about this tweet all the time

This story is always amazing but it is EXTRA hilarious on mushrooms

My fellow writers might not want to hear this, but AI is a useful tool for certain aspects of the craft, like for instance when you’re engaged in the process of being a talentless shitbag hack who is too lazy to do any fucking writing.

Two of my hiring managers have reached out while I've been on leave (both my favorites, probably not coincidentally), and both have said my coworkers covering for me are great, but "she's not you." Verbatim. 🥰🥰🥰

LOOKIT @mostlybree.kitrocha.com THEY CAAAAAAAME

Appreciate the tldr

If you told media executives that just a few years ago they agreed not to air trump live because he was spreading misinformation about covid that led to the deaths of 1 million people and misinformation about the election that fueled the biggest lie in modern history they would say “no we didn’t”

I pet a soft dog named Elsa

Why would I use "AI," I actually know how to fucking write

Trump take egg

My thinking on this case is that Clarence Thomas should have been removed from office immediately when we found out his wife had plotted to overthrow our constitutional republic

I hope the awooooo scares ICE every time.

related: you shouldn't be reading MinneapoliMedia. multiple journalists have called them out for using AI to rewrite their stories and for stealing their photos and using them without permission block @minneapolimedia.bsky.social

One of my favorite Salon.com articles of all time. www.salon.com/2001/08/23/s...

It would be really funny that a Republican* administration keeps stomping all over states' rights except that it's probably going to launch a civil war. *I mean...

How are people still making pregnancy jokes on April 1 in the Year of Our Lord 2026? Just gonna unfriend anyone who does that and call it good. 🤬🤬🤬

frey's CM from last year is with united strategies, who folk is using, jacob hill & another frey staffer were with folk at sd61. they are running back the flirting with republicans playbook of frey 2025. it's why folk spoke to GOP taylordahlin.com/f/minneapoli... taylordahlin.com/f/anders-fol...

Folks have asked if they can donate and transfer their winning if they're drawn to someone else and the answer is absolutely - just need to have a specific person in mind.

Every single time I've used my disabled parking tag, someone without one has been parked in a/the disabled parking spot. Every time.

Every time I hear about the new COVID variant I think of that season of Slow Horses.

St. Paul opens applications TODAY to apply for emergency rental assistance. The application window will remain open for two days.

Stupid fucks

(This is not a joke, btw, despite the timing. Rent is due today, see?)