At first I thought this was a quote by Leonardo DiCaprio

Fuck this lentil pasta is awful

Not me googling "can humans enter torpor"

The Wal-Mart of governments

Good morning. This is your reminder to get to the gym so that you can beat up racists if you have to.

Honestly, until like the 1970s or 1980s, people have held the attitude that adult men having sex with teenagers is "normal" and "biologically wired." They still believe it, they just learned to stop talking about it openly at some point.

Never ending soup and salad (threatening)

people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life

My most woke opinion? Geez, I don't know, that immigration is fucking great and we need significantly more of it immediately? Probably that.

All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days

Hey! The world is just awful, so do something fun.

Wow, Jacob using Trump's playbook, very cool

Another way of looking at this is if each of the US’s 19,000 cities, towns & villages had their own solar thermal plant, THE MEAN AVERAGE would be 2sq km or .77sq miles. Less than a square mile doesn’t seem so bad, does it.

Our beloved Alice Wong has joined the ancestors. It was one of the great honors of my life to call Alice my friend, co-author & co-conspirator. She was a true genius, a force of nature the likes of which the world has never seen before. I love you, Alice, and am equal parts grateful and devastated

Amidst all the rapey Epstein horror, I learned that Trump doesn't use email, and that's just weird.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS TIMELINE

IMPEACHMENT IS CALVINBALL

Yes @indivisible.org wow. That sounds like a GREAT idea.

When we held that flag, vets from all walks of life stood with us. Some argued. Many nodded. Even more remembered. From Dachau to Jacksonville, the fight for humanity continues. We will not stay silent. We will not look away. We will not forget. Vets Say No. To fascism. To silence. To forgetting.

Child rape had better be everyone's red fucking lines. You hear me, @klobuchar.senate.gov @smith.senate.gov @repilhan.bsky.social ?

Lol McKinsey gonna McKinsey

"Cases are dismissed when they make procedural errors, in part to protect them and in part to deter prosecutors from making future errors. If ever an attorney general needed that sort of a reminder from the courts, it’s this one." www.rawstory.com/pam-bondi-co...

You won't believe number four!

"Other people have no interiority, and are just services I can access to make myself feel better" is a pretty keen insight into how these people think

Recently I found some pants in my closet that I'd never worn and didn't remember buying. They're the tightest pants I've ever worn and they look AWESOME. Today my laser nurse, who has never said anything personal or off-script to me, told me I looked good. 🥰🥰🥰

The more layers we peel away the more we see that most of our problems have the same root cause.

"More people than anticipated" has been the DFL's excuse for godforsakenly disastrous cacuses and conventions since at least 2008, probably before. Sounds like you need to fire whoever is responsible for anticipation in the DFL party, @dfl.org.

DID might be the best of us

Really glad to see this; and especially glad that it's coming out of the Public Health & Safety Committee. It is a public health issue but it's also safety. Thank you CM @jchavezmpls.bsky.social and the rest of the committee! Please don't let it stay a report.

anyway, i got word tonight just before all this that ICE is doing raids in Huron, SD, where there's a significant population of Karen refugees from what used to be Burma. They have a very large tightknight community there, and many of them work at the turkey processing plant there. I hate this.

Look, some of us simply can't sleep longer than four hours. Nobody's studying us in sleep studies. So you don't know! (Uncool to make normies work at 3 a.m. though lady, come on)

It's the DFL. Incompetent? Definitely. Annoying? For sure. Own goal extraordinaire? You know it. But shocking?!

We're upping our rates for the third time. Do you like to pay $29.99 per month or let your parents truly die forever

I don’t know, I feel like making the one thing illegal that’s keeping millions of people from snapping right now might not be the wisest move

A seasoned media personality really thought it was a good idea to say being into 15 year old girls wasn’t pedophilia. On tape. Good god. It’s rape Megyn. Rape.

Accidentally watched some episodes of Scrubs and so many plotlines are about someone who doesn't have insurance 😫😫😫

Frankenstein (2025)

Quote with your own dramatic black and white selfie

Medically ordered to find myself a "sweet treat" since I rejected the apple juice. Not that I needed an excuse!

Can't even say how strange this was

Ahahahaha I just got a call there's a cancellation for a specialist appointment I've been waiting months for - and it's December 10, the day of an onsite all-HR summit with zero COVID prevention protocols that I very much did not want to attend but had not yet broached with my new boss.

a “Space Force”, if you will

I needed to haul something very large and heavy today. Did I buy a pickup truck, saddling myself with insane monthly payments, insurance, and maintenance? Nope, I rented one for $80, did the task, and returned it. It's that simple.

FU Starbucks #NoContractNoCoffee

Hi skeeps, it's time for the annual Bluesky Secret Santa! It's delightfully chaotic and very low-pressure. Once you get a name, you pick your gift based on what you know/learn from someone's Bluesky. $15 max. DM me by the 23rd if you want to participate. It's a good time!

I have wondered this for years, but