"This is some ICE-level torture!" I cry at the nurse coming in to find what is beeping NOW, for the fifth time, 20 minutes after the last thing. If I have to hear that HUC exasperatedly say, "I'll send your nurse in," again, I'm going to murder everyone.

What year was it that Tina Fey chomped on all that cake

You bet I'm eating until the last possible second

This is a fantastic thread that you should read. Join your neighbors and defend your neighbors. The people united will never be defeated.

A lot of people who spit on the People’s Way now feel what police violence feels like, and maybe they’ll finally feel the power of it

Yeah, this is pretty much exactly what I thought about when I saw Musk's stupid racist tweet: Minnesotans have spent the last month and a half saying we will die to defend our multicultural community.

This is the best thing I've seen all week!

GO AWAY HELICOPTER

Welp she took it with her

Fuck you, Israel

Recruiter here: I absolutely count homemaking and child rearing as experience because it freaking IS

I’m not 100% convinced this isn’t the federal government attacking Minnesota again from a different angle.

In this important piece John Marks, who studies state detention systems, writes with insight, again, of the mass detention system being built in the U.S. Stats, facts, and what's coming. So many points to absorb. Please, please read it. There is only the public to fight this. WE are the cavalry.

Banjo left an hour ago and I already miss her too fucking much.

(This is one of my favorite lines from Nobody Wants This. The first season, of course, the second was godforsakenly awful.)

Let's just drop the pretense and start the civil war already. Humanity's had its turn.

If those who claim the authority of law do not obey the law, and the law does not stop them, then they do not have the authority of law, because there is no longer any law.

This is why I will not subscribe to your Substack.

I sent the restaurant an email instead of posting a review because it was one horrible experience out of many decent to good experiences, so it is reasonable to let them address it first, plus perhaps every employee working had never worked before in which case they did a great job.

Reads like a group project where nobody did the work and the night before it was due, they fed some stuff into ChatGPT then fell asleep, vowing to proofread it in the morning, but oversleeping and not having the time to read how incredibly stupid it sounds before they turned it in. #FactCheckYourAI

Minnesota would like a word.

Someone PLEASE primary her so I don't have to

These. Are. Concentration. Camps. That. Nobody. Will. Ever. Come. Out. Of. Alive. It is truly as simple as that.

this is why we need UBI and universal healthcare btw

It’s day 75 of the ICE occupation of MSP. ICE is still here, but so are we. The rapid response and mutual aid networks continue their work, showing what kind of world we can build together. ICE OUT EVERYWHERE.

the absolute least you can do is wear your mask, even if you think you're fine.

This is what an authoritarian police state does

I'll keep it real with y'all. Any stance that isn't "abolish ice" defies reason.

Image description: the awesome "okay" ICE supporter-punching kid in cartoon form, cocking back his fist.

Played Jackbox for the first time in eight million years and managed to have the exact same answer in a round of Quiplash

Hug your kids or they'll grow up to be ICE agents.

I thought she might live down being a MAGA donor and friend of Carol, but having underlings hose down your enemies is going to raise eyebrows.

As crappy and genocidey as she is, she's not "attack Americans" crappy and genocidey.

There literally is no choice.

Three thousand Minnesotans looked outside and said, "Good day to chip some ice to clear the storm drains."

Eating many potatoes

When people finally come over to the right side, you do not say, "What took you so long?!" You say, "Welcome. We're glad you're here. We have a lot of work to do."

well theres a mental image that sticks with you

Oh man, remember Clandesdine Minneapolis? They were so nice about food restrictions.

I have a little red squirrel at my feeder today! I didn't even know we had red squirrels in the neighborhood.

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

Banjo supports this but still wants to chomp that bunny.

Image description: Minnesotan protesters with "Minnesota Strong," "Minneapolis," "ICE OUT" "TRUMP SUX," and related signs forming a hand poised to flick a little round armed ICE agent in pretend combat gear right on outta here.

In honor of our *NEW* new state motto…

Can't even say how much I love a man who cries in public.

For folks looking to support small businesses in Minneapolis www.iceoutshoplocal.com #Minneapolis #mpls #iceout

Boy, it sure would upset me and all my liberal friends if the US military was ordered to abduct the President of Puerto Rico and put him on trial for his many crimes.

This visualization of daily activity of ICE is unreal.

Checked that this wasn't an article in @theonion.com