keep ur friends close and keep ur enemies locked in a cage so u can torture them

wayne

"do not challenge me on this device again" i say imperiously, knowing that the website will challenge me again, like, immediately if i just log out or even, like, reload da page.

ICYMI. Nominated for the Locus Awards (along with 2 of the stories in it, 'Encore' by @wtalabi.bsky.social & 'Autumn's Red Bird' by @aliettedebodard.com) & the Ignyte Awards

improving every sentence by adding "..., but for Godzilla" to the end

Can you fly, Bobby?

Production of Hamlet where he turns Yorick's skull into a bong and spends the rest of the play carrying it around and taking giant bong rips from it

her: im not in love with you. i want a REAL man the robot: beep boop (but sadly)

there is no reason for ICE to exist. immigrants aren’t doing anything wrong by trying to live and work and provide for their loved ones. I don’t care how people got here. if they want to be here that’s good. leave them alone.

Yes

Gotcha

The best time to save your game is immediately after saving your game, just to be sure.

Alt text: cartoony artwork of Goldship - an anthropomorphic horse girl from the Umamusume: Pretty Derby franchise inspired by the real life race horse - sticking out her tongue and resting her chin on a wooden fence. The IRL Goldship also does this.

If you haven't already, January is a good time to cancel your Xbox Game Pass in solidarity with Palestine. Read more about the boycott on our website and sign our pledge at nogamesforgenocide.com

They're adding Disgaea Item Dungeons to Coke Freestyle machines you can venture 200 floors into root beer to unlock Tropical Barq's now

📡DON'T SCROLL THIS📡 I need help covering this brave boy's medical expenses. I can't do it all alone! Please open your heart and decide to help me. Paypal.me/GiorMatta #FuckCancer #Help #MutualAid #Leukemia

"But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. [...]" "...There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for."

curvy isabelle discourse if we actually respected the marketplace of ideas

I think Patrick Stewart and Ian mckellen just like getting to hang out and make movies together like I think they would do any movie if it meant they could chill together and chat.

Anyway. My name is Darryl Ayo. I’m a cartoonist who makes illustrated zines about absolutely nothing

they say that anybody who likes their art is not very good as an artist. Wild. Anyway, I love my art 🥰

welp, her new job was essentially a scam (literally lied about their name!) so she had to bail. thankfully i know whole foods is a real company so my interview wednesday is legit but we are in a rough spot re: living money or food if anyone is able to send some dollars. cashapp/venmo avaisantisocial

Hell yeah girl! Thanks for firing me!

Later this week on The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast, we're going to record an episode about Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001), so please respond to this post with questions / comments if you'd like to participate in the Fan Feedback section of the show.

We need to stop saying shit like "IP" and "content" when we mean art. Don't let them strip the walls in your own brain, man.

i watched lord of the rings for the first time and now they are all my friends

This is Bluesky right now

country toads / take me home / to the place / I'm a toad

I am so tired of 2026

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

Can't believe Stranger Things ends with them switching to Pathfinder

me when it happens

Ludwig, the holy blade #bloodborne

Solidarity to the people of Venezuela.

10/400 please help me?

jc denton: every time i get a bag of trail mix, i carefully pick out all the M&M's to eat, and leave everything else. paul denton: paul: why don't you just buy a bag of M&M's. jc: paul. jc: it's about the journey, not the destination.

I have a radical solution to make Star Trek good cut the budget by 50%

"So who's your favorite actor?" Me:

If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off

Masked. #grickledoodle #raccoons #robbers #masks #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

… But how many kills did Anne Rice rack up in “Interview With A Vampire”?? Let’s look up LeStats!

they’re letting me say the line “wow this looks like the Avengers’ Doomsday” in the film Avengers: Doomsday (2026)

guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"

Happy Public Domain Day to Nancy Drew, Golden Bat and The Shadow!