The last sip of a Coors Banquet that tastes like a warm shot of straight alcohol… great! 👍🏻

Oguri Cap shirt delivered to me at work… now everyone knows I’m peak…

You ARE the father

You ARE the father

Pasta Tuesday 🍝 (just chicken and peppers from the crockpot over protein noodles but who’s counting)

If anyone ever told me that they gooned to something I drew I would stop posting forever

White monstie + mint tea tree toothpick… life is really about experiences

AVP PRIMAL

I know Bourbon is mostly a Seed reference but I kinda want to draw her like/with Schwarzette… 🤔

When you’re in a Coolest Thing Ever contest and the opponent is “Tyranids 2nd/3rd Codex Cover Art” 🫨🫨🫨

I started taking magnesium to help me sleep but it’s been giving me weird ass bad dreams that I force myself to wake up from 😩😩😩

Can the rapture wait until after Time Stranger comes out or is that asking too much

>umamusume “content creator” that can’t pronounce their names You cannot make this shit up bro

Oldie but a goodie of my friend Cthulhu 🐙

Jury is still out then…

Finally: anime girl (horse) sticker for my car 🐎

Perhaps the most famous of the unmade Godzilla foes- the Gryphon

S/O cygames for increasing the carat rewards for dailies, it’s like you just gave an addict another hit

Oldie but a goodie of my friend Cthulhu 🐙

That’s a WIN BABY!!!! 🐻⬇️

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Sometimes shuffle hits me with the テイオーテイオーテイテイオー right in the middle of a set and it throws me off crazy 🥸

Big fan of gluttony tbh

From the 30 seconds I played with them, the new Procreate brushes are pretty baller so far

🗣️HASHIRE HASHIRE UMA MUSUME

Drew Ryan to try n motivate myself to work out… 🐴💦

Everyone wish me a very “pull Narita Brian” this week 🙏🏻🌱 Summoning sketch:

I’ll catch up one day 🥸

Gor-go to the polls

Symboli Rudolf, the Emperor, first undefeated Triple Crown champion, winner of 7 G1 races, descendant of Speed Symboli and sire of the Monarch Tokai Teio 🐎👑

Vote me in for President: I will hunt down every single gooner and force them into labor fixing every pot hole

I shouldn’t…however…

I see Digimon and horses in my future… anything else I Do Not Perceive It 😙

Cheeseburger Day… 🍔

Skullcrawler/Ramarak

Now accepting offers to take me to see FNAF 2 in December

I am the Evil and Intimidating Horse

Procreate out here w a big update to the brush library… will I finally commit to cleaning up my collection like I’ve been saying for past [redacted] years? (No)

Lately:

Wdym I have to draw the rest of the horse

Wdym I have to draw the rest of the horse

Why is there a football game starting at 9pm 🫩

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I’ve been hemming and hawing over what I should put on a plate delete for my car… I think the Oguri Cap diamonds would be cool 🤔

I HATE ultramarines bro, year of Chaos my ass. The Swarm Lord shoulda killed Calgar fr fr but PLOT ARMOR saves everything

Taping this to all my walls

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Gyango ギャンゴ

If I had a dollar for every HR manager I’ve had that was a cranky old white male-centered woman I would have 3 dollars Which isn’t a lot but I’ve only ever had 5 jobs

I can’t even say da bears wholeheartedly rn…