I need people to remember that this is also what nuked LiveJournal

Worthy winners PSG🏆 Paris Saint-Germain fans raise a "Free Palestine" banner in solidarity with Palestine✊🏼🇵🇸

No idea how the interview went, but I did take all their bottled water and used their shower so at least SE Water gave a fantastic ice breaker.

Just on my way to a job interview feeling completely unprepared due to having no water to wash or drink or flush a toilet. Thanks SE Water. Twats.

When Pokémon figures out you’re a minority

This pleases me very much

So it was a long hot journey back. Desperate for a shower but joy of joys I live in Whitstable and have no fucking water. Hooray for privatisation!

On a night ferry to Guernsey. Once again I'm the only person in the bar. These people are mad, it has the best views.

World Cup 2018 - Not holding the ball Euro 2020 - Holding the ball World Cup 2022 - Holding the ball Euro 2024 - Not holding the ball

"Nisi decree you, decree you... NISI"

Thought I was being kind by timing all my emails to arrive tomorrow morning, except now everyone is going to get a tsunami from me at bang on 8am.

So I guess the San Diego Zoo posted the whole Pet Sounds album on their channel, set to thematically appropriate footage of their animals just chillin

If you could please vote for these guys I’d be much obliged. They’ve been brilliant for me. www.nationaldiversityawards.co.uk/awards-2026/...

ConcernedApe is one of the greatest game devs of all time IMO. He taught himself every aspect of game development and made something out of pure love and passion Something that AI will never be able to do. Creative self-expression is an important part of life and to offload that to software is sad

You're laughing? Palantir's at home right now crying into its reams of personal data of NHS patients and you're LAUGHING?

I assume this is a satire of sorts to make you understand you're playing absolute bullshit, but the thing is, it's such a perfect replication of this type of brain zombifying game that you can waste hours on it.

A huge announcement in the King's Speech - what a pity it’s getting little media attention due to all the reporting on a possible leadership challenge. The government have pledged to introduce a new bill to abolish right-to-buy for new social homes.

Eurovision semi-final from Tuesday lowest since it moved to BBC One from BBC Four, with average audience of 1.3 million.

Fellas, is standing gay?

Incredible chart (from otherwise depressing news story about bad advice being given to new parents) showing how cot deaths fell by 50% in the first year after the 'Back to Sleep' campaign was launched, and have continued to fall since. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

You can tell it's marking season, because this irked me more than is reasonable.

Bloody hell. #TheSnooker

My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.

Beyond surreal for a *Green* party to be advocating for fossil fuel subsidies that would directly harm the poorest people in the world.

teaaaa

I do not understand how this is possible when I can't keep a set of wine glasses intact for more than half an hour.

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet.

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

I didn’t know this, did you? Amazing!

women were kept out of meetings and career opportunities at Pixar because John Lasseter was so much of a sex pest that people decided it was easier to simply not have them in the room with him how many talented women didn’t get a fair chance because one guy couldn’t behave himself?

Go Kobo. You’ll never regret it.

This is an absolute bargain

Can someone explain to me how the Greens have ended up demanding universal financial support for the consumption of fossil fuels?

Time to stockpile marmite it seems 😔

I legit got wordle in 1 today but it just sounds so implausible on today of all days doesn't it.

You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.

I've just remembered when I put the theme from Death in Paradise over the title sequence from The Wire.

Morning. The baby boy is home for Easter. And this arrived yesterday, what do you reckon yay/nay?

Four years today since The Times shat itself in the most spectacular fashion.

A 3 hour Teams meeting today. I'm not built for this.

jk rowling spends money she makes from harry potter on stripping rights away from me personally. this is not a hypothetical scenario. that's where it goes if you buy wizard crap.

As Nathan Newby receives the George medal today for extraordinary bravery, read the amazing story, published in the FT Magazine in December, of how he talked a would-be hospital bomber down. It’s an astonishing piece of writing from Ravi Somaiya and it’s Free to Read www.ft.com/content/cd59...

'I'm pleased to have this opportunity to update you on our longstanding position.' is fucking baller

In the latest Guardian Blind Date: OH MEIN GOTT! My review:

Get in there, ladies!

Came across this, this morning - which was nice 😍 “Remember Dan Price...that CEO who took a pay cut so he could pay all his employees a minimum annual wage of $70,000? Update…

What the fuck

Fantastic news in the UK today - the government has apparently ditched its plan to force creatives to 'opt out' if they don't want AI companies training on their life's work. www.thetimes.com/uk/technolog... 🧵 1/4

I'm not sure how I feel about these t-shirts.