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A groundhog named Chunk has been stealing a Delaware farmer's crops for four years and eating them in front of a camera

Ecuadorable. Sorry.

The England Ghana highlights on iPlayer will just be the hydration breaks. #WorldCup2026

The worst half of football I’ve seen this World Cup is in grave danger of being followed by the worst second half. #ENGGHA #WorldCup2026

Confirmation.

I’m sick and tired of posting stuff containing typoos.

I’ve walked past a local school. It’s 34°C so the whole road is lined with cars with their engines running. Parents could go and wait in the shade, like the school requests, but oh no. They’re not doing that! Sod the climate. 🔥⚰️

I’m arguing with some Americans on Facebook that think we are communists for having healthcare that’s free at the point of use. I’m daft for taking the bait but I’ll die on this hill. I’m not saying all Americans are as thick as shit, just to be clear. But this bunch are. Hold me.

I haven't been on bluesky for a while so whilst I remember, I think it's time to get rid of this snivelling, sanctimonious streak of over promoted mucus www.change.org/p/replace-ch...

Pretend you’re a dentist by arranging to meet a friend at 10:00 and turning up at 10:20.

On Wednesday, Parliament will vote on the UK's 7th Carbon Budget, aligned with the scientific advice from the Climate Change Committee. Kemi Badenoch will lead her party in voting against it. The temperature in London on Wednesday:

You know the nonsense hydration/ad breaks because of high temps at the World Cup? Well, tomorrow in Boston for the England game max temp will be 21°C whereas at Wembley max temp will be 38°C. A/C wimps. 🇺🇸

They won’t stop with Burnham. The media’s goal of a pro-Israel, climate-change-denying Reform government continues.

Best Photo EVER!

The Co-op butcher serving my mum whilst smoking.

This what you get when you expand the World Cup finals to 48 countries. Australia. Absolute dog mess. #WorldCup2026

Useless Aussie bastards. 🦘

Come on you Aussie bastards. #WorldCup2026 🦘

Hydration break

If they must insist on these advert/drinks breaks at the very least they should stop the clock. #England #WorldCup2026

Reform’s Rob Kenyon and his girlfriend are supporting the boys.

Why anyone would drop Marc Guéhi and his calming influence for a game of this significance is beyond me. #England #WorldCup2026

I’ve only just noticed that Johnson’s lawn seed has the best retail barcode of all time.

David Hockney is dead but Donald Trump is alive. Tell me there’s a God.

I wish goal scorers could celebrate scoring like in days gone by. The fingers in the ears and looking angry bollocks doesn’t impress anyone.

I’d rather share my PIN.

8.3 billion people on earth but I’m one of only 60,000 people to ever witness Bruce play with a Beatle in Liverpool. Magic. 07/06/25.

Telly show to look out for. The Agency on Paramount+. Did we dodgy download it? Can’t comment. Stellar cast includes Michael Fassbender, Jeffrey Wright and Richard Gere. 8/10.

There are many trivial little fun facts about Britain and I’ve found another one. The sound of a car going over a cattle grid is deemed significant enough to have been recorded and placed in the British Library Sound Archive. 🐮 Imagine someone finding that in 500 years.

People are annoyed that Trump keeps falling asleep. The bigger problem is, he then wakes up.

This makes me miss my Great Dane. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. 🤣😂😂😭😭 #GreatDane

If you really don't feel like making Jeff Bezos richer, one kind soul has uploaded The Cure's entire Primavera Sound set from last night to YouTube. All (nearly) two and a half hours of it.

My town is 95/100. Surprised but Yay.

An American on YouTube has posted the following - If Germany is 7 hours AHEAD, why didn’t you warn us about 9/11 😡😱

Fab. 9/10.

In 1,000 years Americans will be born without legs.

Allez le PSG. 🇫🇷

My wife’s out with her friends.

Irrefutable evidence that cats are wimps when challenged.

If Nigel Farage was a breakfast.

Aberdeen FC. Bravo. 👏

lol

JCB is under investigation for £500,000,000.00 in tax avoidance. Definately something we can't afford. Pay your ****ing taxes.

14 years of chaos under the Conservatives. Wes Streeting “Hold my beer”. Nigel Farage “Prepare for government”.

An American view on the climate crisis. Boeing CEO: Over 80% of the world has never taken a flight. We’re leveraging that for growth. All whilst lauding Sir David Attenborough.

“I don’t like Keir Starmer so I voted Reform”. When are reporters going to have the balls to challenge the nonsense spouted by some of the thick morons they interview in the street? Do they seriously think Reform are bothered about social care and potholes? This is how Hitler came to power.

How to interview Donald Trump.👏

This is Geoff. He's lucky to be in a household that values sleepiness over cleanliness. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: sarahmeyers14)