Grumpy frog army takeover! Wait, am I an influencer now? Plz send 💷

I had an accidental nap and have woken up ravenous.

@cheeseford.bsky.social know any Bristol based trumpeters?

I frown upon work gossip, unless it’s really good work gossip. Then give it to me. It’s like eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch or a Cinnabon. You know it’s bad for you and you’ll pay for it later, but you just got to hear it. #gossip #work #drama #workdrama #fyp

Look Bluesky, my back gate is no longer smashed in 🤣

Reform UK are pushing immigration hard as an issue in the Caerphilly by-election. Just for context, Caerphilly has the THE LOWEST, immigration rate of all Wales' 22 councils. 97.1% of people there were born in the UK. Only Cardiff and Newport have move that 10% born overseas.

374) Snifflebot. If you're sick and/or weepy, rolls around picking up used tissues to put in the bin, while also dispensing fresh ones from its copious interior. #SmallRobotsRemastered

EVIL EDNA (1981): The antagonist on BBC animated kid's show Willo The Wisp (Kenneth Williams having a ball on voice-over duties). A nasty witch in the form of a CRT telly, complete with aerials, metal legs, and, presumably, a 625-line face. Many a female teacher was given the nickname 'Evil Edna'.

Before it's announced - Super Furry Animals announcing a tour at 10am

i haven’t made this available yet but if you want it say when

Free Palestine! 🇵🇸

I was asked to read this at a friend’s wedding a few years ago. It’s lovely. Sometimes the simplest things bring the greatest happiness. I think that’s what it means! That’s how I heard it anyway ☺️ Morning all 🍊

Reading this book and learning the extreme travel sickness I had as a child is all thanks to autism. Go me! Can't wait for the chapter about food issues (my specialist subject as a kid). As well as hiding under the table at your own birthday party. 📚♥️ @pierrenovellie.bsky.social

The girl in the yellow dress is me at my 5th birthday party where I hid under the table when everyone started singing Happy Birthday. #SociallyAwkward

Apparently what I do in the middle of the night in a sleeping pill fugue is now "create bad little graphics on canva"

This goes out to Bluesky OGs.

Finally vanquished the spider nemesis that has been living in my kitchen. Eight legged free loading bastard.

Daft but fun local graffiti

In "Cats are Weird Little Goblins" news, Freya just insisted on sharing my cinnamon bun.

Lolol plot twist.

What's your sign?

The lady footballer again proving they are better than the men. #strictly

Oh Christ, it's still not finished yet #strictly

Amy's dress is the best thing about this. #strictly

I just watched a bull scratch his balls with a stick and now you have to as well

Bloody hell Lewis is great #strictly

Think Craig might have some comments about plonky arms but Alex Kingston is rather good. #strictly

Neil's shirt is making me throw up a bit in my mouth. #strictly

Not a fan of Nadiya's leg warmers #strictly

The local cafe (which is lovely) has started their festive menu already. It sounds great, but is definitely too soon

I lost it at “FUCKING KYLE!” #caturday

Got to admire the uranium glass today.

I love Portland.

The truly perfect business model doesn’t exi-

If I remember correctly, these are the rat costumes from the Australian Ballet's version of The Nutcracker, but the costumes from the English National Ballet are also a vibe. I mean, look at this Rat King!

Aldrich said: “How many WhatsApp messages in a row is too many? Where’s the sweet spot between ‘I like you and wish to cultivate a friendship’ and ‘dear God stop before this person takes out a restraining order’?”

Dudes rock

Got my performance review.

I thought I had good knowledge of all the big hair power rock ballads. Apparently not #totp

I am off to the kitchen to get wine. I cannot listen to Three Lions again #totp

Am I the only one who hears "Intergalactic, kill the children" in this song? #totp

BEASTIES KLAXON #TOTP

I know Aaron Carter is dead now but this song is a travesty. #totp

Men's haircuts in the 90's were terrible #totp

Space! Blast from the past, and in a good way! #totp

Hansen had another song? Every day is a learning day #totp

Something about Frank Skinner's face singing this fucking song is just so punchable. #totp

This is not the Lionel Ritchie song we want #totp

Irish dancing incoming