Thar she blows

A certain shameless pizza stealer, June 9, 2024

Monica bang.

here I am, silly

In a turn of events that could only happen to me, my eyeless cat Bertie needs... eye surgery. This friday. Help, please?!

I have managed to satisfy the government that I am who I say I am and extend the child benefit payments. Which btw, is nowhere near enough to raise an actual child.

Have had this stuck in my head since it popped up on Rivals youtu.be/ZTdOMV-yTRg?...

I have been to the doctor to have the dreaded blood pressure done (I am a giant baby about it, I hate the bloody arm thingy). Anyway, not dead yet.

Statement in the Senedd today. Needless to say, the TERFs are having a meltdown. record.senedd.wales/StatementOfO...

No better feeling than when someone else’s dog or cat picks you to hang out with, and their owner's always all "awww he likes you" and you play it cool like "he probably just smells my dog" but inside you're just absolutely screaming OF COURSE HE LIKES ME I AM THE CHOSEN ONE AND VERY SPECIAL

Looks like I support Belgium now.

We have a birthday today in this house. Obviously being 16 I will have to get the birthday girl out of bed to open her presents.

38. what do i do

Shopping and housework done. Got everything ready for the teen's 16th birthday. I should probably nap now.

Have great weekends everyone 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums Personal Services, 1987, Beryl Cook, from @theboxplymouth.bsky.social 😁

I have been aware of Froglets for 8 secs and would immediately give my life to protect them.

I have done half of my to do list and there is nothing else on there that can't wait until Monday.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ju...

I learned to Double Dutch when I lived in Bermuda. Not that I could do it now. Little girls are tough as hell with all the skipping they do. Boys only think it's cool when they get older and realise boxers do it.

Happy Saturboobs, everyboob

Ooh maybe the Ace of Spades by Motorhead?

Here is a list of songs I would like played at my funeral: I Started Out With Nothing by Seasick Steve; No Need to Argue by The Cranberries; Before by Richard Hawley; and Am torn between Always Look on the Bright Side of Life or Sit on My Face by Monty Python. For the singalong.

Hello! I'm on the lookout for Welsh arts journalists. Yes, I know a few well, and a few not so well, but who am I missing? People interested in classical music are a plus. Thanks!

Brilliant. A cat making biscuits 😅

Instead of calling the cops he could have been making lemonade, but that's men for you

So far today I have written a to do list. Is that enough?

🚨🚨🚨 BUYER BEWARE when ordering from Vinted lest you be publicly exposed as a pervert in Londis 📦🤔

Seeing as how the British press now only takes talking points from Tommeh and Nigel I have a list of stuff I would like the RWF (Right Wing Fuckfaces) to consider for their next press conference. 1) UBI 2) Nationalising the water companies 3) Properly funding the NHS 4) Eating the rich

Sure, sure, sure. The majority white police force hates white people. When will the right wing fuckfaces mention the misogyny? *Watches the tumbleweed spin by, laughing as it goes*

Air to Ground Message: THANKS AGAIN NO WIFI IN THIS OLD ROCKET SO LET US KNOW IF IT GETS SCARY Area: Liberal, KS, USA Type: Boeing 737-700 A: #a77c9281045 F: #f75d3571341

Air to Ground Message: WELL WE GOT OFF THE GROUND LOL Area: New York City, NY, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #acf7caf264c F: #f24f81d5070

Other work of the Ladybird artists ‘Welsh Hill Farm’ CF Tunnicliffe (1949)

This dog is so well behaved

John Oliver had a brilliant segment about Ghanaian Movie Posters this week. You can see it from 7.00 minutes in on this video if you don't have HBO. youtu.be/T4nbpdNmbOs?...

HOWEVER... I did not resist the Derpy Tiger pen and keychain

I managed to resist the Derpy Tiger lunchbox #KPopDemonHunters

The Common Blue, Small Copper, Large Skipper ‘Butterflies and Moths’ (1965) Artist: John Leigh-Pemberton

HERE IN MY CAR I FEEL SAFEST OF ALL BUT I SAT ON A PEN AND IT'S MADE A RIGHT MESS INK ARSE

Boys will be boys.

Relax guys, enhancing photos with #AI doesn't always work: 1/6

my personal fave was the fic that had your lass stripping to pay the bills whilst men threw pounds at her on stage. sir that’s assault

It's this one. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gra...

Now watching Andrew Graham-Dixon being rude about American art on BBC4. I am documentary girl tonight. Though the painting he is standing in front of right now looks like a giant vagina.

Am binge watching Civilisations: Rise and Fall. We're cooked, is what I am learning.

Don't mess with me My menopausal rage has me going full Weatherwax and your body will never be found.

Just fixed my uppy downy desk (cannot do words today). Power cable had unplugged itself.

This is a cat checkpoint, relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.