i actually love the chromagoth thing, it's very inspiring to me because i am made aware of the fact some people are so committed to their true selves that they'll recolour their entire bodies every morning. like woah, maybe one day i can get better at eyeliner

Ur telling me the mc of the new fire emblem mobile game is a trans puppygirl

Irish political discourse for the next few days

I actually got raptured, but I came back because they didn't have pakora.

"Why am I seeing blue women lately?" Well, you see it all started after the Battle of Red Mountain when the Chimer King of Resdayn Nerevar was slain by his companions who sought to achieve godhood. For this, Azura turned the golden skin of the Chimer grey/blue and their eyes red

game do be lookin' good

"'unskilled Labour' is a capitalist myth to justify poverty wages" ok explain keir starmer then

Some people only want to fight fascism and capitalism because they really really enjoy fighting.

so the Economist article isn't attributed an author. but someone in the replies of this 🧵 tipped me off that it was Jəsse Singal. & it turns out that it was, which in retrospect isn't surprising (as he's one of the ppl who would never answer this question):

we're smoking tylenol. i injected myself with 80 gallons of horse vaccine and it turned me into a telekinetic mutant with unfathomable psychic potential. if that pussy isn't autistic, i don't want it. this shit ain't nothing to me man

Yeah what student of American history could imagine the world’s richest automotive mogul being a literal Nazi when has that ever happened before

I normally take ibuprofen for my assorted pains but now that I know tylenol is good for autism I may need to switch.

This is yet again making the same mistake as what happened re: Corbyn the first time round: putting all their eggs in the “elect Corbyn” basket to the detriment of all other forms of organising.

i found the cure for autism its called treating children like individual sapient human beings

We took the big cannon they used against our Charlie

A guy on tik tok onside kicks into random things

i think a lot of people say Wikipedia is a broadly reliable source of information because their mental average Wikipedia page is "International cricket in 2010" and a lot of people say Wikipedia is biased and unreliable because their mental average Wikipedia page is "Israeli–Palestinian conflict"

when a big account notices your comment

I cannot imagine fucking on a waterbed I'm sorry, for a start adjusting rhythm to contend with tides but also just the sheer precarity of the thing with the forces involved. Like there's only a thin plastic lining stopping you from A) getting drenched and B) getting legionnaires disease of the cock

fucked up that BL4 just means the new borderlands game and not the epic new entry in the Boys Love series

all of the robogirl handler maintenance kink bait in Alien Resurrection really was lightyears ahead of it's time

the Will Smith track “Wild Wild West” just came on the radio and: 1) it was weird that for several years whenever Will made a tentpole movie he also rapped about it in partial character 2) we should make more actors do this

Punk rock is all about how institutions are great and will save us if we trust them; they can never be malicious, only mislead. That's what the bad brains were on about I'm pretty sure

Either you're trying to make a statement about Palestine that reduces palestinians to medieval peasants praying to the avatar of the US for help or you're using an ongoing genocide as a Controversial Modern News Item so you can update a character from the 40s to the modern era. Neither is good, imo

Tiktok may have caused a minor yellow peril but it's also excellent proof that looking sexy while dancing is an artform nigh-impossible for your average person to master. Tip your stripper people, they've earned it

Good morning 🖤💜😅

Id be so good at being a spoiled evil princess. Guards seize them. Guards toss them in the tower. Where's my wine. Fetch me a maiden who thinks she's prettier than me to flog. Where's my wine. Guards!

racism may be legal in cyrodiil, but few will openly admit to practicing it now that the mages guild has banned it.

actually i want every fascist dead or in the process of becoming dead

It's over!

Jet Set Radio Teto #重音テト #KasaneTeto

streamer to video game: your momma's so big she has her own gravity me: that's literally everyone's momma, dude Samhain: "Your momma's so extant, she has physical properties!"

lol it’s 2003 all over again

im a "piss tank half-full" person

Constantly putting the fear of God into my cybersecurity students cause their always banging on about security and VPNs Meanwhile I post on tiktok and YouTube under my full legal (six) names

Working on something :3 #art #ocs #furryart #animation

I’m sorry @vanityfair.com hiring Nuzzi is such a fucking gut punch to all the great underemployed journalists out there who don’t sext with their sources, which, to be fair, is pretty much everyone except Olivia Nuzzi

Cant believe im getting out pissed and vinegar'd by @bornunderpunches.bsky.social

@sentimentbot.bsky.social quantify me

Seeing a Your Party "my response" post and it's about some scandal I wasn't even aware of rather than the anti-lgbt scandal they've got going on. Can't even get through one crisis without starting another!

Kier Starmer Posting

okay but realising your weird chaser roommate killed charlie kirk as a declaration of his undying love for you must feel really fucking good for like the first thirty seconds

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

"sorry but i really dont see a way to create a pro-equality pro-worker party without giving bigots and landlords deciding power" well in the business thats what we call 'unsubtle foreshadowing for how things will go'

Zarah Sultana "leopards eating faces" speedrun new WR