kinda burning with regret that I didn't learn a single instrument before my brain atrophied rn

*all* Steam hardware is extremely fuck ugly, I always feel like everyone is doing a bit when they say this shit looks good

lmao, the movie now opens with the soy futures hack, utilising the same insane opening shot - except instead of leading to a nuclear meltdown it now leads to an artificial inflation in soy futures youtu.be/lyplbIYB0aY?...

you are not immune to bearded Michelle Rodriguez

chat be honest, can I pull off a hat

that is the ugliest fucking controller I've ever seen in my entire life

could somebody with better taste than me pls figure out where I was going with this playlist and tell me what else to put in it

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Esther Ghey 🕯 hit by bus 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

I just be posting

Gitaroo Man

they should invent a kind of lesbian that's too busy actually having sex with women to spend time being annoying on the internet

Sappho posting is just "Greek statue profile picture" for reactionary women

doing one of those shits where you feel like you've just finished an 8 hour factory shift afterwards

"from the twisted imagination of Gore Verbinski" lmao, come on now

they put u in jail in Britain for boning down transsexual style

any of you fuckers using the phrase "big tent" when talking about british politics need to go to broad church

apparently the only thing I hate more than looking like a man is putting any effort into not looking like a man

I could take this

"peter stormare sexual assault call of duty advert" what the fuck is happening

I miss the tories

you actually cannot fathom the daily psychic damage living in this dogshit joke of a country is inflicting on me

my role model…

SHRINKWRAPPED BLACKHAT 4K IN THE CHARITY SHOP, LADS, WE'RE FUCKING EATING TONIGHT

my bluesky just randomly did this, did you fucking hack me @maysuser.name

Finished Stardust Crusaders. Any positive feelings I might have had are sort of entirely nullified by the episode where Polnareff turns into a toddler and gets wanked off by an adult woman, if we're being real

No, a flat white is a secret third gender (australian)

Omfg it was quick as hell and they were playing one of my 10 favourite songs of all time what the hell youtu.be/RZI-FTcFtn8?...

fuck shes cuno posting it must be serious

Okay, dropping something off Place your bets now on whether or not there'll be an 87 year old man ahead of me trying to get them to buy the VHS tapes full of Bergerac he recorded himself

robogirl you factory reset and trade into CeX in exchange for a copy of Dragon Quest IV: Chapters of the Chosen for the Nintendo DS

is a flat white masc or fem? ur answer will give me mental health damage no matter what u say

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is it cancellable to say a trans woman looks like Ollie Reeder even if her shtick is that she's a boy

My (probably unpopular) stance as a politician would be - If you smoke weed and use public transport - you have to take a class in washing your fucking clothes properly/how to smell good (or at the very least, not offensive) 😐😬😐

Pass this and I'll straight up david amess my closest labour mp, I'm not kidding, like straight up making it illegal to DM my oomfs, straw the broke the camel's back shit

they call it an XBox because nobody plays it anymore

HEY LOOK AT MY FUCKING INSANELY HOT AND GORGEOUS GIRLFRIEND

this tracks as incredibly painful for u someone should megadose cameron and play the transformers movie on repeat for him or something so he can get inspired to go to the moon and make something with like cronenberg x looney tunes vibes

existentialism is dead, catty 21yo he/they femboys (derogatory) dug Jean-Paul Sartre from his grave and shot him

God I wish I liked this shit, you have no idea how badly it fucks me up that there's a completely unstoppable freak making three hour movies about space bollocks but it's a flavour of space bollocks that I just do not vibe with

I give it 6 months before a Labour MP is citing hot allostatic load when they get shit for voting in favour of repealing the 1833 Factory Act or something

Liberals would rather do Iraq 2 than have non-quisling trans representatives

Kathryn Shitebill

me and my gf looking for each other in the big Tesco after splitting up for efficiency

They forcefemmed Stalin!?