My last word on the matter

Her favourite game is to yell at me until I touch the stick at which point she will immediately take it away from me, then yell at me for not touching the stick

text my mum to tell her im suicidal but added a lol so she doesnt get upset

The way my brain immediately went "ah, 25 years ago". That's not even slightly correct. Not even the last number is right

Lads is it a good sign or a bad sign when you go to the corner shop and don't buy a big bottle of cherry coke and the fella behind the counter says "where's your coke"

hell yeah

Lollll labour party politicians aren't sure whether to congratulate Mamdani or pretend they've never heard of him. None of them are apparently willing to say "he is my political enemy"

lmao some councils in kent are cancelling their christmas lights because of all the stupid fucking flags put up by the gammons. can't even celebrate christmas anymore they wont let you do it, got to pray to the flag instead, PC gone mad etc etc

just seen a big billboard for some fancy coffee except the packaging for the coffee pictured on said billboard makes it look like a condom brand

I think this is really well done: youtu.be/2LYPfMBie9Y?...

Every now and then I want to get really good at Hitman and Learn The Tech, and then I look at The Tech and it's "throw a leaking gas canister at a smoker and wait for them to stop thinking it's weird and relight their cigarette" and I realise I cannot play this game with normality as a baseline

feature, not bug

Ducks were a complete bust but I did find some cool plants. Do not ask me to identify any of them.

LUCASARTS PRESENTS Columbo in: SCUMM of the Earth #pixelart

can see this getting a lot of use to be honest (snipped from a longer tweet, link to original in alt text)

Coming back to this, I've been collecting some examples of Sora watermark removal, either via automated tools or just covering the thing up. This first example shows the most common removal tool which leaves clear distortions in the pattern where the watermark appears:

if you ever wanted to buy 28mm miniatures of the characters from Bottom, Crooked Dice have you covered.

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

Might fuck about and take the big camera and fancy lens and tripod down the pond and pray to fucking god nobody is there because I sure as shit do not know how to use any of it. Just want to see if I can get a relatively good photo of a duck

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Me buying a big pork shoulder when I was hungry before lunch: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me having to cook a big pork shoulder after lunch: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. Me eating a big pork shoulder for supper: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Radio 4 presenting piers morgans basic bitch transphobia opinions as headline news, declares "woke is dead". The BBC simply must be destroyed

63% voting for the far right. Always upsetting to think that the literal majority of people around you at a polling station are evil bastards.

a sprout friend of mine asked if i'd like to join them for their first time in garuda and here is my finely crafted response #ffxiv

Just got an ad on YouTube (because I was on mobile, no adblocker) that included a fake skip button to trick you into pressing it. That has *got* to be against their ToS, surely? Imitating UI elements of the host website to trick users away from the site?

one of those days where i'm wondering if the anti-depressants seem not to work because i'm not actually depressed. maybe everyone just feels like this, and it's impossible to tell. it's like colours, ain't it? how can i know the red you see is the red i see? maybe i'm normal, and just bad at living

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

I haven't had working internet for two and a half months and it's really driven home how little I actually do for entertainment that doesn't rely on an internet connection. I'm losing my fucking mind. There's only so many hours a day I can sleep to pass time.

I'm still proud of this item name/description lmao. It's a bow which tracks how many kills it gets in the time between letting the arrow fly and getting killed myself. It's Christmas themed so the arrow has a little gift tag on it.

It's kind of funny that this is an obvious joke, a ridiculous pattern of thought that no one is capable of, and yet it is what the NHS will recommend 100% of the time, regardless of your mental health condition, in "cognitive behavioural therapy"

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Does anyone know how to solve the "Your device isn’t part of the Netflix household for this account" problem on Netflix? My partner and I are in the same house on the same wi-fi but I suddenly can't use Netflix. @netflix.com

my friend just shared this with me

Heard a song the other day and was like "Ah yeah I recognise that, pretty sure it was on the Burnout Revenge soundtrack". Anyway I looked it up and the song came out in 2023. Listen to this and tell me it's not the most "On a Burnout soundtrack" song you've ever heard youtu.be/HZnNt9nnEhw

Having a little menty b. As a treat

They don't make enough games about apes escaping any more

Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png

Do we have private accounts on here yet because there is something I NEED to post but it is absolutely not a post for main

this post is evergreen

I am a normal responsible human adult who can be trusted not to overreact upon learning that rock band dlc is being delisted soon. I am certainly not the kind of person to panic buy every piece of DLC I imagine might go down well at a theoretical future party.

if u wish to see a virgin on screen turn off yr monitor tyler u fukken dork lmao

the thing about taking antidepressants is that the world is so relentlessly depressing and shitty that i dont think they can really possibly work. what effect are these things supposed to be having? they can't change material reality and they don't provide escapism either. what's the point?

a government ban on price reduction for "unhealthy" food in supermarkets is just another fucking poverty tax. i usually wait for 3-for-2 offers to buy pasta sauces and such to save money - one must assume that decadence such as pasta sauce will be classified as "unhealthy".

Heads up music game enjoyers: Rock Band 4 and its DLC start being delisted *this weekend*. Everything is getting delisted 10 years after its release date, so this weekend that means the first batch of DLC and the game itself. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/rock-ba...