seems dystopian, but then, what doesn’t nowadays

man i miss eggbug

was sucking wife off during the Sony presentation and fucking felt her get harder seeing the fucking flight simulator planes, autistic trans women are the sunshine of my life

i woke up at 6 for no reason whatsoever and ngl i didn't think the hour actually existed

pa: ill tell you boy. Playing as a girl in those computer games is how satan and antifa gets you son: oh no pa! What do I do? Do I burn it? pa: that thing cost money. better just look at her ass all the time son: but pa she's some kinda bug or somethin pa: bugs got asses, boy

Why did they turn JC Denton into Dracula Flow?

these guys are somehow going to fuck up the entire Luigi case, huh

Hey yall. Money is kinda tight right now and will probably continue to be tight, so I’d appreciate any help you can give. I don’t feel super great asking for money like this, but i dont really have much of a choice. Will probably be raising the goal soon

Something that makes me feel insane is that it's still not the mainstream opinion of the mainstream Democratic Party that tech billionaires are their enemies. They want to collaborate with the MechaHitler guy who spent several months breaking the federal government

a general strike shut down italy on monday in support of palestine & now this is happening. international worker solidarity still has power!!

Giorgia Meloni, Italy's PM, is a far right fascist who supports Israel, but the general strike Italians carried out 2 days ago scared the shit out of her. Strikes are the most effective way to get politicians to do what you want them to do. Shut down profit and they stand to attention.

EUROPEAN: Ah! [American third-rate politican]! He texted his dick to people. I know this basically against my will. AMERICAN: I don't know what's going on over there. You're ruled by the Marquis of Racism or something?

my myst story: a fun "party trick" I learned in the 90s is that you can beat Myst by memorizing the solution to three puzzles. Everyone I knew had a copy (it was bundled with a LOT of new PCs) and had noodled around it and never beaten it, but you can solve it in 5 minutes knowing only 3 things

Same day that Spain and Italy announced they'll be launching warships to accompany the Flotilla, Israel is now asking if they could kindly just drop off the baby formula at the nearest port

put estradiol in my tummy and testosterone on my balls... call that being bilingual

tell me I'm cute or I'll throw bricks through your windows

I forgot to show off my new pants

Boys, there's a new trend this year. It's called Locktober. All October you need to "lock in" and try your best. All boys should participate in Locktober

if you're still in line to get raptured do NOT get out of line!!!!! keep waiting!

I've been referred for a CT scan and bloodwork, still a little short as I didn't know I'd need blood tests

4,840 people on instagram liked this post & it is still up. bluesky’s trust & safety policies are reactionary, unprofessional, & ineffective. rot in piss charlie kirk

today in wikipedia sentences that are alarming if you don't know which article they're from:

Who up mementing their mori

GAY TRANSGENDERS IN LOVE

go charge your smartwatch white boy

my brother you invented a casio

america is fucking stupid lmao these people could kill us all for any reason

this is what peak posting looks like. watch and learn

The Kirk funeral was a lot less sexy than I expected, but I still finished. Twice.

omg I was scrolling through and I found this gem I love her so much!!!!!

learning about american christian tiktok and i am rapidly becoming entrenched in the belief that american christianity is to christianity as the nation of islam is to islam

doesn't take much for libs to turn into fucking feds does it

somebody needs to do it. just take one for the team and do what needs to be done.

actually i want every fascist dead or in the process of becoming dead

Your Party is now mostly notable for its open transphobia and the internal struggle of five men to stop one woman talking. I think we can say your historic opportunity is done lads. As one of your MPs told her: sit down.

Remember when they couldnt even get their shit together enough to not have it reported that their party would be named “Your Party“ lmao

Every single democrat in the senate voted for this lmfao the most cucked political party of all time

Kier Starmer Posting

So another TORA enduro is coming up at the end of the month. I’m teaming up with Swordfish Motorsport for the 12 Hours of Spa endurance race. It’s going to be TCR class only, the team I’m running with is using the Hyundai Elantra N TCR. The livery is made by me! #ForzaMotorsport #SimRacing #TCR

Went to a quaker meeting and nobody wanted to deathmatch????? Wth

Reminder that back in 2010, during the Plastic Beach era, Gorillaz cancelled their appearance at a festival in Tel Aviv in protest of Israel killing nine people trying to supply aide to Gaza. Israel has been committing genocide for a while, and Gorillaz have been against it

SUSHI BEN IS OUT NOW! 🎉🎉🎉 I've been working on this since 2016 yay! My team has been working on this since 2021 yay! Plz try it out, its cheaper than toro nigiri tysm im so sleepy going to bed now.

ok, I'm often skeptical, but you can tell chiitan is a real ally because that flag isn't even ironed

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