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My kid said last night âmummy I bet when people come over to our house they think weâre richâ & Iâm like oh yeah whyâs that? He says âbecause we have such a fancy air conditionerâ Nobody tell him actually rich people hide AC inside their walls. Statement piece air conditioners are where itâs at.
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Sheâs still dancing.
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Karen Benjamin Guzzo
3 months ago
Thanks to the OBBB, Amazonâs tax bill for 2025 is $1.2 billion, down from $9 billion the year before despite a 45% jump in profits.
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Amazon's tax bill plunges after GOP tax cuts
The 87 percent drop is largely due to a more generous depreciation break in the 'One Big Beautiful Bill Act.'
https://www.politico.com/news/2026/02/06/amazon-emerges-a-big-winner-from-gop-tax-cuts-00768985
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When I am mentally unwell I wish so badly I had never gotten married or had children or tied anyone else to my sphere of despair.
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Tyler, from the Internet
over 1 year ago
Why did we get the one apocalypse where everybody still gotta have a job
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My strength and growth offending you is why we no longer speak.
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Maybe this is just the crescendo and the song is almost over.
5 months ago
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Donât worry about words, remember youâre a witch.
5 months ago
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Enjoying the regulated nervous system of someone who walked away from disaster.
5 months ago
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Perpetual victims can never be saved.
5 months ago
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If they ever say they definitely arenât stalking someone always know that they definitely are.
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Emmaâ˘
5 months ago
if i got accused of being a witch i would simply kill the accusers with my witch magic
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Rogs
6 months ago
Putting little Santa hats on me cock n both balls
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NotTheRealTracey
6 months ago
I have never seen this country more divided by hate. It starts at the highest office in the country and trickles down like poison.
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Conspiratorial templates
6 months ago
Kinda gotta hand it to MAGA. They aren't about to let statistics, real-world evidence, forensic evidence, eyewitness testimony, police reports, sworn affidavits, economic data, basic scientific laws, or reality get in the way of whatever ridiculous bullshit they want to believe.
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Midge
6 months ago
if youâre cold theyâre cold let your demons in
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With some people there is no burying the hatchet, it will always get dug back up.
6 months ago
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dr mo and mr normal
6 months ago
a lot of people don't know that the original harry potter manuscript was scrawled on the walls of a public bathroom while jkr hunched in the corner sniffing sharpies and screeching at everyone who entered to show her their labia
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I didnât make you fall for me, Iâm just completely loveable to everyone.
6 months ago
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Molly Jong-Fast
6 months ago
Just in time for festivus
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Opens email. Reads âno action is required on your partâ. Deletes email.
6 months ago
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Tell her sheâs overreacting. Thatâll fix things.
6 months ago
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When youâre pretty sure their therapist they always bring up as th expert opinion is just chat gbtâŚ
6 months ago
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Stephen Boisvert đ¨đŚ đŚââââđŚ
6 months ago
Some days the multivitamin just wants to go down sideways.
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Watching DARVO play out in real time when you now know what DARVO is, is kinda fun, you can predict what theyâll say next & get to be right 100% of the time.
6 months ago
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Youâre trying to get me to see your point but all I see is how much you hate women.
6 months ago
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6 months ago
Proof that too many people are so uneducated on how basic services work. The us needs to really address the lack of factual information and knowledge of the world in which you live in. This is beyond shocking.
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Donât worry I havenât quit.
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6 months ago
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aaron
6 months ago
the aztec empire didn't have a single cheesecake factory
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Jez
6 months ago
Dance like everyone wishes they werenât watching
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born miserable
6 months ago
BATMAN: you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
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Steven Guilbeault
6 months ago
This afternoon, I informed the Prime Minister of my decision to resign as Minister of Canadian Identity and Culture, Minister responsible for Official Languages, Minister of Nature and Parks Canada, as well as his Lieutenant in Quebec. You can find my full statement below.
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DaddyJew
6 months ago
paint me like one of the made up scenarios in your head
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andy vs.
7 months ago
The feminine urge to move to a mysterious town with a lot of suspected animal attacks
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Theciscokidder
8 months ago
This wedding could have been an email.
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Adam Isacson
7 months ago
34 people killed in 50 days. Their guilt or innocence unknown, for an alleged crime that doesn't carry a death sentence. That's a lot of death.
adamisacson.com/boat-strikes/
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Travis comma bitch
8 months ago
I'll just floss tomorrow
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TheSocioPhi
8 months ago
PRO-TIP: When lost alone in the woods, always ask the first bear you see for directions. He will eat you, and then you will no longer be lost, because you will be dead.
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Mike Feher
8 months ago
AHEM:
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Anyway. Hereâs Wonderwall.
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8 months ago
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Uncle Duke
8 months ago
salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*
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Machine Pun Kelly
8 months ago
I know for a fact that Antifa is not an organization because I don't get emails from them asking for money.
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The Winter Soldierâ˘
8 months ago
1 hippy throwing a kale and quinoa salad at another hippy, is not my definition of, "war torn".
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Friday night divine choreography is always my favourite. A little choppy because we only learn the choreo in an hours class for one week.
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8 months ago
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Jason, ex Inferis
8 months ago
Being an 8th grade spelling bee champ has not been the pussy magnet I expected. Iâm not mad, just a little a-p-o-p-l-e-c-t-i-c
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Greg the Miller
8 months ago
first date idea: we binge watch Star Trek: The Next Generation hello? okay yeah she hung up
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Please let the dude who calls people âdipshitâ online not be the next president.
8 months ago
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Destry B
8 months ago
Trickle-down economics has never worked. Unless you count the CEO's piss trickling down on the heads of the devoted employees.
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