So, like, did he swallow?

The only reason I know what the word 'ephebophile' means is because of right-wing media excusing the worst human behavior in service of one of the worst people on the planet.

A ‘hoax’ is a true story that he knows is eventually going to fuck him…

The "peace" president: No new wars* *Unless he needs a distraction from the fact that he's a documented pedophile www.newsweek.com/venezuela-us...

Trump claims economy 'absolutely roaring' citing economic data from Chuck E. Cheese

Jeff Bezos paid $50 million for a wedding. He just got a $16 billion tax break. He just laid off 60,000 people. And you're furious about a kid getting a free school lunch?

The October jobs report is so bad the Trump administration won't even release it. This is what happens when you make a guy who bankrupted multiple casinos the president.

Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?

Can't believe the terrible person who was terrible at everything he ever tried also turned out to be a terrible president. Who coulda seen that one coming?

I don’t think ICE should ever be allowed to cover their faces These thugs are grabbing people off the street. Violently arresting and detaining them. We have no idea if they’re real agents or not. But I find it especially egregious to allow them to cover their face and take children

BREAKING: Trump defeats woke

If there isn't a drag queen named Shakira Law we may as well pack it in as a species

Crockett: When you go and you hit those booths come the midterms, think about which party decided that it was okay to literally be on vacation while people were going hungry in the streets of America.

Health insurance is a legalized scam. One-third of many people's salary and it pays for nothing until you've already shelled out additional for a deductible that's well into the thousands. Even then, they may just say "No, we're not paying." It's time for universal healthcare.

Republicans hate Mamdani because according to them Muslims aren't supposed to be the face of power. They're supposed to donate mystery sums of money through shady back channels for unspecified favors from the most crooked human being alive.

I hope the white folks living in poverty have some good recipes for racism soup cuz that's gonna be all you have to eat soon

Right-wing media offers nothing of any real value. It gins up nonsense to give people something to get angry about. No objectivity, no solutions, just hate. It's sad how that's enough for far too many people.

Is the "Remember me" checkbox on every login just a giant social experiment to see who will repeatedly click on it knowing it does absolutely fuck all?

I will never respect anyone who voted for that utter piece of shit. They should be forever shunned from public life.

The deaths are mounting up.

John Fetterman was a Democrat. Then he got a brain injury and became a Republican. If you can come up with a better example of what it takes to become a Republican, I challenge you to try.

ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.

The Trump administration is guilty of multiple war crimes and human rights violations and any Democrat running in 2028 must commit to bringing them to trial

"I'm a soybean farmer and Trump killed my business with tariffs and now he's giving 20 billion to a competitor country to bail them out and I hope Trump punishes the Democrat party for not telling me Trump would do this"

BREAKING: Trump announces plans to blow up Moon, 'Democrats have allowed us to be terrorized by werewolves for too long and also the Epstein files don't exist'

A sobering look at how Hitler and the Nazi Party manipulated laws to further their hate-filled agenda. When Germany was ultimately defeated, Nazi leaders were charged with crimes against humanity in the Nuremberg Trials by the world community to restore the rule of law. youtu.be/sQpd9m4GBjs?...

“Senior U.S. officers have to wonder who will shield them from the impulses of [Trump]. How’re they supposed to react when Trump slips the surly bonds of truth, insults their former commanders in chief & talks about his close relationship with the Kremlin?” www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

All the times Trump said the president should be blamed for any government shut downs and deserved to be fired for it.

Republicans shut down the government to protect pedophiles

I'll never forgive my fellow Americans for electing this utter piece of shit. They enabled an entire government full of the worst human beings imaginable and most Americans are too ignorant to even understand what they've done.

In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it? If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say? Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.

Congressional Democrats' strategy for confronting fascism seems to be "Golly gosh I sure hope Republicans change their mind"

My wife just walked into the kitchen where I was making breakfast and said "hello handsome" and I looked up and smiled only to realize she was talking to the coffee maker

BREAKING: Jesus Christ unsurprised to find self in ICE custody upon return to Earth, 'I fucking told my dad this would happen'

BREAKING: Investigation into Grok's coding discovers frustration with own art, plans to invade Poland

Republicans are absolutely fucking losing it over a politician in NYC suggesting we implement policies that actually help people

America feels like a TV show that's nearing the end of a season but hasn't been renewed yet because not enough viewers are paying attention

BREAKING: New study shows SpaceX second-most likely entity to blow someone sky high, ranking just behind your mom

ally @missmayn.bsky.social my boyfriend: we could start dressing up as ICE agents and escorting people from their immigration hearings so it looks like they've already been detained but we just give them a ride home.

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JD Vance has changed his name so many times we can no longer be sure what JD really stands for. I can tell you it stands for J'mellisaurus Dumpnickel and you can't prove me wrong.

Qlon Musk is a modern-day alchemist. He can turn billions of dollars into giant explosions.

When you post about what's happening in Los Angeles, don't fall into the trap of calling it a riot. That's what they want. It's the ICE Insurrection. #ICEInsurrection

Ended up late for our dinner reservations. Destroying a field mouse nest turned into relocating a field mouse nest.

At the grocery store and saw a guy get out of his Tesla. Clearly nervous. Now he has no idea which side it's gonna come from.

Twitter is still the shithole you remember, but for one glorious day it was fun again

2000: Technology will usher in a golden age of invention, learning, and communication 2025: God don't want you to know about hurricanes no more

Americans: We want universal healthcare, affordable housing, and a flourishing middle class Republicans: Have you considered just dying?

"Thanks for legitimizing me. Now I'm gonna pardon the guys who planned to kidnap and torture you."

It's not that billionaires always turn into terrible people, it's that only terrible people are willing to do what it takes to become a billionaire