“Caleb has continued with the same grift. Excuse me, gift, grit. It has been a long day.” Oopsies.

Kind of amazing that the world's richest man, the world's biggest loser, and the world's biggest piece of shit are all the same person.

BREAKING: Republicans announce plan to outlaw healthcare

If I've learned one thing in the last 10 years, it's that absolutely no one should give a single shit what Elon Musk thinks.

I’d like to report a dead body.

Kinda gotta hand it to MAGA. They aren't about to let statistics, real-world evidence, forensic evidence, eyewitness testimony, police reports, sworn affidavits, economic data, basic scientific laws, or reality get in the way of whatever ridiculous bullshit they want to believe.

People are having to decide whether to starve or medications they need to live and the regime is making big decisions about what fucking font to use. JFC save us…

America: MAGA could become less unpopular by supporting livable wages and affordable healthcare, respecting individual rights, and not terrorizing minority communities MAGA:

Trump is an infirm, sundowning grifter owned by a collection of notorious criminals and it's not even a secret. If this were a functioning country we would have already ended this.

Republicans love socialism when it funnels money into the pockets of the wealthy. They only demonize socialism when it helps poor people.

MAGA are some of the whiniest people in history. It's their entire brand.

Weird that Lindsey Halligan was found to be incompetent. Didn’t see that coming.

BREAKING: Defense Secretary Hegseth reminds troops they do not have to follow orders from anyone with a blood-alcohol level less than 1.2

Can't believe the guy who ran on racism and revenge didn't lower grocery prices

BREAKING: Trump announces new Thanksgiving presidential tradition of pardoning sex offender

Daily reminder that the Pedo in Chief has done everything in his power to kill the Epstein files abomination but has never denied raping little kids.

So Pedo in Chief is hosting, doing military flyovers and selling war toys to a genocidal, journalist dismembering terrorist at the White House while he simultaneously fights tooth and nail to starve and make healthcare unaffordable for millions of hard working Americans. But America First amirite?

Anyone who ever sees Rep. Clay Higgins

This televised c•ck sucking isn’t screaming America First.

BREAKING: White House staff struggling to find Thanksgiving turkey that is also sex offender

She became famous for harassing gun violence survivors. You either die a harasser, or live long enough to see yourself become the harassed.

That piece of shit looks absolutely defeated right now and it's just the best thing

So, like, did he swallow?

The only reason I know what the word 'ephebophile' means is because of right-wing media excusing the worst human behavior in service of one of the worst people on the planet.

A ‘hoax’ is a true story that he knows is eventually going to fuck him…

The "peace" president: No new wars* *Unless he needs a distraction from the fact that he's a documented pedophile www.newsweek.com/venezuela-us...

Trump claims economy 'absolutely roaring' citing economic data from Chuck E. Cheese

Jeff Bezos paid $50 million for a wedding. He just got a $16 billion tax break. He just laid off 60,000 people. And you're furious about a kid getting a free school lunch?

The October jobs report is so bad the Trump administration won't even release it. This is what happens when you make a guy who bankrupted multiple casinos the president.

Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?

Can't believe the terrible person who was terrible at everything he ever tried also turned out to be a terrible president. Who coulda seen that one coming?

I don’t think ICE should ever be allowed to cover their faces These thugs are grabbing people off the street. Violently arresting and detaining them. We have no idea if they’re real agents or not. But I find it especially egregious to allow them to cover their face and take children

BREAKING: Trump defeats woke

If there isn't a drag queen named Shakira Law we may as well pack it in as a species

Crockett: When you go and you hit those booths come the midterms, think about which party decided that it was okay to literally be on vacation while people were going hungry in the streets of America.

Health insurance is a legalized scam. One-third of many people's salary and it pays for nothing until you've already shelled out additional for a deductible that's well into the thousands. Even then, they may just say "No, we're not paying." It's time for universal healthcare.

Republicans hate Mamdani because according to them Muslims aren't supposed to be the face of power. They're supposed to donate mystery sums of money through shady back channels for unspecified favors from the most crooked human being alive.

I hope the white folks living in poverty have some good recipes for racism soup cuz that's gonna be all you have to eat soon

Right-wing media offers nothing of any real value. It gins up nonsense to give people something to get angry about. No objectivity, no solutions, just hate. It's sad how that's enough for far too many people.

Is the "Remember me" checkbox on every login just a giant social experiment to see who will repeatedly click on it knowing it does absolutely fuck all?

I will never respect anyone who voted for that utter piece of shit. They should be forever shunned from public life.

The deaths are mounting up.

John Fetterman was a Democrat. Then he got a brain injury and became a Republican. If you can come up with a better example of what it takes to become a Republican, I challenge you to try.

ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.

The Trump administration is guilty of multiple war crimes and human rights violations and any Democrat running in 2028 must commit to bringing them to trial

"I'm a soybean farmer and Trump killed my business with tariffs and now he's giving 20 billion to a competitor country to bail them out and I hope Trump punishes the Democrat party for not telling me Trump would do this"

BREAKING: Trump announces plans to blow up Moon, 'Democrats have allowed us to be terrorized by werewolves for too long and also the Epstein files don't exist'

A sobering look at how Hitler and the Nazi Party manipulated laws to further their hate-filled agenda. When Germany was ultimately defeated, Nazi leaders were charged with crimes against humanity in the Nuremberg Trials by the world community to restore the rule of law. youtu.be/sQpd9m4GBjs?...

“Senior U.S. officers have to wonder who will shield them from the impulses of [Trump]. How’re they supposed to react when Trump slips the surly bonds of truth, insults their former commanders in chief & talks about his close relationship with the Kremlin?” www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...