Imagine being a USMNT player, gearing up for the biggest game of your life while watching a bunch of your countrymen say they're going to cheer for the other team because the idiot president who lies with every breath *claims* he made a call to FIFA about a red card.

DOGE's sole purpose was to cancel investigations into Elon Musk. That's the only reason it ever existed.

Fun fact: Chuck Grassley is also celebrating his 250th birthday this year.

No American is safer right now than the algae in the reflecting pool

Elon Musk takes more in government subsidies every single day (approx $8M) than any American will in their entire lives

Some people still seem confused as to how capitalism works so here's a step-by-step explainer: 1. All the money and resources go to billionaires

BREAKING: Elon Musk promises to make people poor on Mars within 20 years

I bet no trillionaires have the guts to go see Titanic in a janky sub

Becoming the world's first trillionaire also includes an automatic victory in the World's Biggest Cunt contest so congrats on multiple fronts to that chubby douche who uses his own child as a human shield

The other place is fun because you wonder if the world's first trillionaire is such a thin-skinned, insecure, whiny little manbaby that he'll target your account because you said something bad about him only to realize yes he absolutely is

I know most of the country is Knicks fans right now and so am I, but don't forget the Knicks owner is a huge piece of shit and MSG violates the civil rights of everyone who goes there at his behest.

One of Ken Paxton’s former defense attorneys just endorsed James Talarico. That should tell Texans everything they need to know.

We could fix 90% of what's wrong with this country simply by never electing another Republican

Stay as far away as you possibly can from the SpaceX IPO. It has the makings of a once-in-a-century pump and dump. Don't be left holding the bag.

The amount of stupid we're forced to endure every single day can't be good for us.

So if I'm antifa do I get my cut of the $1.8B slush fund since it was all an antifa op?

Trump is using our money to literally pay off criminals. He's the most corrupt person in American history and the Republicans are just letting him get away with it. Never forget that.

The modern Republican party is completely untethered from reality, trusting in their purchased propaganda empire to convince Americans the sky is whatever color they need it to be that day. They spent decades destroying education so that this plan would work. We must wreck that propaganda machine.

BREAKING: Iran offers unconditional surrender after US threatens to send over JD Vance

The Trump administration is a systematic grift and nothing else. The SAVE act is about them staying in power so they can continue the grift indefinitely.

You cannot change the vote you cast. You CAN change what you do next. You were lied to. You were betrayed. What matters now is what you decide to do about it.

@mynamehear.bsky.social needs to come back over here.🙂

Donald Trump threatening to take MAGA's guns away is an absolute chef's kiss

If Erik the Red were alive today I bet he'd be gloating like a mf

Obama actually won his Nobel Peace Prize.

Can we all agree to stop paying federal taxes? No taxation without representation MAGA likes to spout "1776" without understanding why the Revolution happened Cut off federal funds. He has 700 billion to buy Greenland. He doesn't need our $$

Stop saying we shouldn’t impeach Nazis because they’ll be replaced by someone worse. We should never stop fighting to remove these evil monsters. Don’t obey in advance.

Pedophilia, extreme corruption, and rampant incompetence doesn't even dent Trump's hardcore MAGA support. The only way they'd ever turn from him is if he said "Treat immigrants and minorities with respect."

📢 IDEA FOR ANYONE PROTESTING ICE Get yourselves a MAGA hat to wear while confronting ICE Let the shitty media try and spin that video and maybe wake up real MAGAts at the same time when they see ICE coming for "them"

Scott Adams died. Oh well. Release the Epstein files.

Always keep in mind that anything that happens to someone else can happen to you too. Tyranny is here and sooner or later no one will be safe.

MAGA is weak, unpopular, and wildly outnumbered. Democrats need to start acting like it.

MAGA 2024: Ain't no gubment person ever gunna tell me what to do MAGA 2026: Which part of the gun you want me to suck on, sir?

When things look their darkest and the worst people in the world are enjoying your pain, think about how satisfying it's going to be watching them bawl at their tribunals

Reminder: We the People shoulder the most taxes while receiving less and less in return while the oligarchs pay minimal taxes, have purchased all the representation and receive all of the benefits that come with that representation. The regime is treading all over us!

This year is going to be like the final boss for optimists

I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.

The government is saying that violence rules. That snatching foreign leaders and territories, and shooting US citizens in their cars at point blank range, is justified. That resistance is not only futile, it is dangerous. They can say these things. But they cannot force us to believe them.

You didn’t see what you saw. You saw what we decide you saw. America 2026

JD Vance clearly woke up on the wrong side of the couch this morning

When Democrats are in charge, people have to put up with the "awful tyranny" of pronouns and letting trans people live their lives. When Republicans are in charge, America invades other countries and unaccountable Gestapo members shoot innocent soccer moms in the face.

Am I correct that there’s no federal statute of limitations for murder so this could be prosecuted federally if we elect a Dem president in 2028?

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

Imagine the story ICE would be spinning if it wasn't caught on video. You can't believe anything that comes from the federal government right now.

I'll be curious what that ICE agents background is. Did he pass a background check? Does he have a record? Is he former police? He obviously doesn't belong on the streets with a gun

Today was a hard day. Be kind to yourself and each other. Love you guys.

“God damn them all.”

BREAKING: Susan Collins threat level upgraded to "disappointed"

To Kristi Noem, shooting a liberal woman in the face is no different than shooting her puppy or goat in the face.