This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING wat CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

responding to the babadook like when my cat won't stop meowing. ok yep i hear ya dude. but you have to indicate what you want from me or i can't help. alright buddy? wanna sit out on the porch? i don't know what baba dook dook dook means man. it seems to mean lots of different stuff. you have food,

Shout out to everyone currently experiencing everything

All that most maddens and torments

I wouldn't say I'm BATTLING depression Frankly it makes some good points. I might be on its side now

Outside Gracie Mansion. This is his job. But dare I day it he seems genuinely affected and happy to be there. There’s potentially immense power in that.

i knew it would eventually come in handy that we all inexplicably know how to say mi casa es su casa

While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →

Nobel Please Prize

As mentioned previously, the ‘scampification’ of an oppressed populace leveraging their uniquely local brand of mischief is indeed a beautiful thing to witness. 🙏Namaste and be safe, scampfriends.🙏

Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people are grooming them to be Nazis.

I’m no DARVO response scholar, but once you start to hear it coming from every single one of them, you'd think it might be time for an actual coordinated strategy to aggressively reject their framing & have a response that dismantles what DARVO is trying to do. JFC, do we need workgroups for this??

We're gonna need a bigger timeline cleanse

The sun has come out in Vancouver after days of rain, and it’s illuminating the surface of the pages of the novel I’m reading. A book is just a combination of wood pulp and glue and ink, and yet it contains worlds. Thinking of these small wonders.

do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao

This week’s comic now up on @dailykos.com - www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

Vance: I'm crying right now because you stupids won't let me have your green island. I could literally just - don't you know I'm smarter than you? I'm your better - don't leave, don't get the army Trump: McDonald's needs to sell milk again. Nobody likes the Grimace. They get the milk from him

Possibly the least shocking development....ever?

“As a reasonable centrist, I think the paramilitary death squads need better training.”

After ICE agents shot people in Minneapolis tonight, a crowd faced them down and eventually chased them away, despite federal mercenaries and police shooting a tremendous amount of tear gas. ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.

Some ICE vehicles got taken and a streamer is saying that the entire MPLS city wide battle plan, operational overviews, tactical details and agent lists + id info just got found in the car lmao these clowns driving around with hatchbacks full of their whole shit like the villains in an immersive sim

Skip to 2:43:10 to see documents & challenge coins found in an ICE vehicle they were forced to abandon tonight. This feels a tiny bit huge… & even if it’s not, all these Minnesotans deserve some luck & I’m choosing to enjoy the intel from this discovery as a gristly morsel of doomscrolling dopamine.

every time i log on something horrible is happening but also people are trying really hard to help

Like any fine ferment, it’s so important to retain some of the original mischief mother in each new bottling! And if one works, why not all? Stay vinegary & piquant and keep up the amazing work, scampfriends!

First of all, I didn’t “karate chop” your baby. We were sparring

I am learning that the reason why that horrifying “One got out!” scene in Peacemaker S2E06 disturbed me so deeply - and continues to weigh heavily in my mind - is this realization that the monsters in charge of this regime (and the ossified turds that lionize them) have ALWAYS wanted that timeline.

/6 ICE is a monument to totalitarianism, lawlessness, and bigotry. It should be ripped out and woodchippered root and branch and replaced with something focused on the concept that you can’t defend the rule of law by burning it down.

Rakim on Paid In Full is all of us in 2026

Someone bought the domain Nazis.us and pointed it to the DHS website. #GoodTrouble

[hand to earpiece] sorry we're getting a new breaking development on this, it turns out it was not internal bleeding, but rather the agent was admitted to the ER with an extremely full diaper

Bill Watterson is my favorite cartoonist. I adored the relationship btw Calvin and Hobbes as a child. But as I've gotten older, these strips feel even more tender and insightful. My respect for him grew when I learned of his stance against merchandising. Such principles are almost unheard of today.

“But what do you expect Democrats to doo-hooo?” 1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore. 2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions. 3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.

In Minneapolis

Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful

Fwded this to a fellow 🇨🇦 also having a tough time watching all this shit & made sure to underscore the line "If all you can do right now is hold on for one more day: that’s The Work. You are doing the work. Thank you for doing the work.” I think it helped us both. Thanks @laurajedeed.bsky.social 🙏🫡🫶

A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.

[Me, an Internet Old, remarking on a slight uptick in the number of unsolicited hot chat requests/pussy pics recently ‘shared' with me in Gmail from within Google Sheets] "KELLY & NELLY'S PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED! People are sexing in the spreadsheets!”

idk if y’all have heard the song Cuntology 101 by Lambrini Girls but it’s the best fucking song and you should all give it a listen and then get real cunty

People heard that the DEICER app was removed from the app stores a few months ago. It was removed, but it’s not gone! You can't get it in app stores, but you can download a web app that works on both platforms here. deicer.org It seems important, with the recent escalation, to share information!

The War on Protien. The Police Action on eating dead roadside bears. The Kinetic Action on growing gourds in your own feces as a method of weaning off antidepressants. These are just some of the 8-12 wars that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has helped President Trump stop.

I respect professional comedians who shitpost just to be funny. It's like being a hot dog vendor whose livelihood depends on selling hot dogs giving them away sometimes because the world needs them so bad right now.

If I was a government, I would pick an adjective besides evil to be. Bucolic maybe. Or effervescent

This will one day achieve chapter title status in my autobiography. (“Customized magnetic whiteboard ADHD task centre” just doesn’t have the same flow.)

The animating force at the heart of US conservatism currently is incandescent rage at the mere idea of women's autonomy and independence. An image of a smiling woman who looks insufficiently deferential for their tastes riles them up enough to tear up the social contract.

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

Froze my ass off at the Iowa City anti-ICE rally, but it was worth it

Okay, all together now:

I was promised a future full of DATA DOGS, dammit. This is unacceptable. If we get a re-do, my vote would be for a Samurai Champloo aesthetic in a Space Dandy multiverse, but where everybody still gets a corgi.

Not that anyone asked, but this whole vibe* has definitely been keeping me offline & therefore in a Better Mental Place ™️ and I genuinely have no regrets about that to discuss at this time. (*Obviously I don’t mean Stephen - we’re good forever x3). #RestInPowerReneeGood & #FuckICE & all those 💩🤡s x♾️