All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences

I’m sorry but Batman is such a bad detective he can only catch themed criminals who intentionally leave clues. “Holy Hoyle, Batman! Whoever robbed the playing card factory left behind this whoopee cushion!”

#OnThisDate in 1953, city planner #RobertMoses won the court case that would permit the #CrossBronxExpressway to be carved through the #Bronx, destroying working class neighborhoods and leaving behind slums and public housing. #CoveringHistory

#OnThisDay in 1859, #JohnBrown was hanged for attempting to instigate a #slaveRevolt in Harper’s Ferry, VA. 🇺🇸💀🇺🇸 #CoveringHistory #USA

#OnThisDay in 1859, #JohnBrown was hanged for attempting to instigate a #slaveRevolt in Harper’s Ferry, VA. 🇺🇸💀🇺🇸 #CoveringHistory #USA

If you’re looking for a fun podcast that delves into the minutiae of your favorite film series, this is it. Dissecting and discussing every film one minute at a time, @petetheretailer.bsky.social & @alexrobinson.bsky.social bring the goods, with a ton of great guests. Check it out if you haven’t yet

He boasts about passing a cognitive test with the confidence of the boy who uses the big boy toilet because he’s not a baby like you

Sing along with your new favorite #Holiday banger #OneHolidaySong! Now available wherever you stream music! youtu.be/uyzA4uhp5L0?... ☃️☃️❄️ #HolidayMusic #ChristmasMusic #PopMusic

#OnThisDate the #BeachBoys recorded part of #BrianWilson’s Fire Suite, part of the aborted #Smile sessions #CoveringHistory

On September 29, 1968 #JohnCale was kicked out of the #VelvetUnderground, after #LouReed issued an ultimatum. Cale had resisted Reed’s push to make the band more commercial after two years of being virtually ignored. #CoveringHistory

And @hallublin.com doing the lord’s work as Chewie’s hands…

On September 29, 1968 #JohnCale was kicked out of the #VelvetUnderground, after #LouReed issued an ultimatum. Cale had resisted Reed’s push to make the band more commercial after two years of being virtually ignored. #CoveringHistory

I’d like to add you to my list of LinkedIn contacts, Charlie Brown

Chat GPT make me a compilation of all the references to radio shows in Looney Tunes, with annotations

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

Life is Good

In Search of the Forbidden Temple #DungeonsAndDragons

#AlJaffee and #BobClarke pastiche of #CharlesAddams from #MadMagazine

Piece I’m working on based on photos from #LifeMagazine

If you see this post a bird

Divine knew. #DirtyDonald

Some unfortunate work surfacing from Sylvester Smythe’s past

Happy birthday to #KurtVonnegut, who is in #Heaven now!

Happy birthday to #KurtVonnegut, who is in #Heaven now!

The last allied soldier to be killed on the Western Front in 1918 was American Henry Gunther; at 10:59am on the 11th he charged astonished Germans who knew the armistice was only seconds away.

Happy birthday #KurtVonnegut! Please enjoy my musical adaptation of #BreakfastOfChampions, available wherever you stream music!

Torn from today’s headlines! My latest #HitSingle gives you a #NoHoldsBarred account of life on the ground here in #WarTornPortland youtube.com/playlist?lis... Now available wherever you stream music! #Politics #ICE #Portland #USA #Patriotism #Dystopia #America #Occupation #NationalGuard

Husbands with Grindr profiles?

#OnThisDay in 1962, #RichardNixon announces he is giving his last press conference and quitting politics. The former VP had just lost his bid to become governor of #California, two years after losing the #presidency to #JFK

It’s diabolically brilliant because it pwns the libs while letting Republican voters believe they are still in a Republic.

#OnThisDay in 1962, #RichardNixon announces he is giving his last press conference and quitting politics. The former VP had just lost his bid to become governor of #California, two years after losing the #presidency to #JFK

I know it’s just a meme but I think it also speaks to the stagnation of pop culture, since a secret agent of 1995 would be a gritty, dark and violent and fit in perfectly.

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

BREAKING: Ambassador Trentino of Sylvania has endorsed Cuomo

#OnThisDay in 1948, in a very tight election, #ThomasDewey lost in his big to oust president #HarryTruman, resulting in the famous headline and one of the few things people might know about Truman. #CoveringHistory #USA #ElectionDay #Democracy

On June 28, 1914, 20 year-old Serbian rebel Gavrilo Princip shot and killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand and his wife, who were visiting Sarajevo.

this B. Kliban cartoon truly gets to the heart of what it's like being an artist

In honor of #Halloween I’m Closing out the month with some #eerie art!

Love to show how smart I am by bragging about my score on the Montreal Cognitive Assessment.

“Most men with nothing would rather with nothing would rather protect the possibility of becoming rich than face the reality of being poor.”

Thinking a lot recently about the outrage over Lizzo playing James Madison's flute

I’ve been trying to avoid commenting on the world situation but I have to ask: Why on Earth #AllanSherman have over 200 (!) albums, Most of which seem to share the same content?? #NoveltySongs music.youtube.com/channel/UCEZ...

"The Epstein Ballroom, we're calling it. The Epstein Ballroom. It'll be covered in the finest gold, 14 carat gold -- the best golds are in their teens, you know."

The next president should tear down Trump’s ballroom and replace it with a library

He’s definitely not acting like a guy who is leaving in a few years

It’s heartening seeing people taking to the streets for #NoKings, though disheartening to know that best case scenario we’re back to relying on the #Democrats to pick up the ball.