Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

#StarWars #CloneTroopers #AttackOfTheClones #temueramorrison #Parody #Elvis #ElvisPresley #CommanderCody #Rex #BadBatch #RockAndRoll

Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️

The media trots out the "deplorable" comment from a decade ago to castigate the left. Once a week now Trump implies that the military should destroy democrats, and it is just how things are.

Had fun reimagining this classic #HarveyKurtzman cover of #FrontlineCombat. It really made me appreciate what a masterpiece the original is. #comics #history #CoveringHistory #WorldWar2 #IwoJima

Happy to announce that I have completed my fiftieth cover in the project I’m now calling #CoveringHistory! Let me know what historical event YOU want to see as a #ComicBookCover! 🤓🌎 #History #Beatles #Nixon

Had fun reimagining this classic #HarveyKurtzman cover of #FrontlineCombat. It really made me appreciate what a masterpiece the original is. #comics #history #CoveringHistory #WorldWar2 #IwoJima

Just consume one more piece of bad news. A wafer-thin piece of bad news. Go ahead, what could go wrong. It's wafer-thin.

#OnThisDay in 1919, president #WoodrowWilson suffered a severe stroke that would leave him incapacitated for over a year. During that time, his wife Edith conspired with Wilson’s doctor to keep the situation under wraps.

Greatest 8Bits (a collection of my songs done in #chiptune) is my 50th release! Now available wherever you stream music! open.spotify.com/album/0FeChn... #8Bit #music

#OnThisDay in 48 BCE Roman general #PompeyTheGreat went to Egypt in an attempt to rally an army against #Caesar. Instead, the Egyptians presented Caesar with #Pompey’s severed head 🏛️💀🗡️ #AncientHistory #AncientRome #History #Comics #CoveredHistory

What would the reaction be if Democratic politicians went on TV every week to talk about how scary and dangerous Louisiana was, or how bleak and depressing life in rural Mississippi is, or how Oklahoma ranks last in education and “God, can you imagine being from there?”

#OnThisDay in 48 BCE Roman general #PompeyTheGreat went to Egypt in an attempt to rally an army against #Caesar. Instead, the Egyptians presented Caesar with #Pompey’s severed head 🏛️💀🗡️ #AncientHistory #AncientRome #History #Comics #CoveredHistory

repeating the phrase "full books" as I slam my head against my desk until I pass out

It’s insane that this guy can see that there are a dozen people filming him but knows he’s untouchable

Days after giving birth to daughter, #TheodoreRoosevelt ‘s wife Alice died from kidney disease. In a horrible coincidence his mother died from an unrelated illness that same day. That day? #ValentinesDay.

#OnThisDate in 1952, #RichardNixon went on TV to beg the American people to let him stay on the #GOP ticket as their VP candidate. It worked! It would go down in history as the #CheckersSpeech in honor of the #Nixon’s cocker spaniel, who was mentioned in the heart-tugging conclusion. #Politics

#OnThisDate in 1952, #RichardNixon went on TV to beg the American people to let him stay on the #GOP ticket as their VP candidate. It worked! It would go down in history as the #CheckersSpeech in honor of the #Nixon’s cocker spaniel, who was mentioned in the heart-tugging conclusion. #Politics

Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life: 1) discovering you still have one cookie left 2) hot water bottle dog in the winter 3) Laurel & Hardy 4) removing a splinter 5) the satisfaction of completing a list

#OnThisDay in 1975, #SaraMoore fails in her attempt to take out #GeraldFord, then president of the #USA. Just a few weeks earlier #Ford survived an attack by #SqueakyFromme #History #CoverStories #Comics #GilKane

The SCOTUS has been letting us down since Bush v. Gore.

#OnThisDay in 1975, #SaraMoore fails in her attempt to take out #GeraldFord, then president of the #USA. Just a few weeks earlier #Ford survived an attack by #SqueakyFromme #History #CoverStories #Comics #GilKane

I was inspired by #CoreyFeldman’s newest music video #Characters to draw this mash-up. While he has been in #NumberOneFilms I wanted to show the whole range of “characters” he’s been over his nearly #halfCentury of #Showbiz. How many of his roles can YOU identify?

I was inspired by #CoreyFeldman’s newest music video #Characters to draw this mash-up. While he has been in #NumberOneFilms I wanted to show the whole range of “characters” he’s been over his nearly #halfCentury of #Showbiz. How many of his roles can YOU identify?

“Every time I think I’m out, I return three days later!” #TheGodfather #TheLastSupper

Scooter Libby

Approximately 130 Americans die per day in gun-related violence #USA

What if his name ends up being Mario

It must be great living in the timeline where #Democrats were even capable of perpetrating a hoax or had the ambition to do so.

Can someone explain the gag on this classic #Superman cover? #Comics #superheroes

Starting to regret inventing the podcast

“If someone doesn’t walk into your world and pull you out of the mess you’re in you could try forever and might not make it in show business”—Darrell Hammond

I really resent my tax dollars being spent on this

#OnThisDay in 1975, in an effort to raise awareness about the plight of the #redwoods, Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme pulled a gun on a visiting #PresidentFord. #SqueakyFromme #GeraldFord #sacremento #History #Comics #BumblingAssassin #USHistory #Guns

If you can't screw the poor what even is the point of being American?

One unforeseen turn my life has taken is getting to be involved in the @starwarsminute.bsky.social /The George Lucas Talk Show LIVE reads over the past year and change. Getting to share the stage with so many talented funny people has been amazing!

Happy Birthday, King.

One unforeseen turn my life has taken is getting to be involved in the @starwarsminute.bsky.social /The George Lucas Talk Show LIVE reads over the past year and change. Getting to share the stage with so many talented funny people has been amazing!

#OnThisDay in 1964 #BobDylan is supposed to have introduced #TheBeatles to #cannabis at the end of their first American tour. They seemed to like it! #Comics #History

Pritzker: Trump looked at the cameras and asked for me personally to say, Mr. President, can you do us the honor of protecting our city? Instead, I say, Mr. President, do not come to Chicago. Your remarks about this effort have betrayed a continuing slip in your mental faculties

#OnThisDay in 1964 #BobDylan is supposed to have introduced #TheBeatles to #cannabis at the end of their first American tour. They seemed to like it! #Comics #History

Dig Dug vs Mr. Do is one of the four tubular tracks about classic #videoGames you can find on my new EP #Arcadia! Wherever you get your #digitalMusic! 🪏🍎🪨 #MrDo #DigDug #ArcadeGames #Eighties music.youtube.com/watch?v=uF-m...

The crazy part is that since they apparently really believe the 2020 election was rigged they feel justified in rigging it in their favor, and it’s all good because owning the #libs!