Topical listening,

i imagine this is how they're going to keep rounding up their 2026 hiring numbers despite everything

costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country

The Avon is the only river in my heart

thinking about this one again

did you know that paul simon according to himself actually has no idea what the narrator of the song and julio were up to down by the schoolyard. what mama saw that was against the law. he said he never bothered to figure it out and it didn't make any difference. they were kissing tho obvs

every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie

For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis

Attachment issues

Important first aid tip here.

i was telling my wife this morning the only thing i've gotten more conservative about as i've aged is gambling, where i've gone from "who cares?" to, at least heroin addicts don't get online and make death threats at you for raising the price of a bag

magical

Hi, I'm food

someone should make a "my human pet has more agency than your tradwife" bumper sticker

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

In before everyone else posts this classic new year's quote

Marathon gave me brain worms and I haven't even played it. Normally time travel/multiverse/etc tropes bore the shit out of me but Infinity managed to do it in a way that scratched the itch I guess

Absolute Batman's Bane is so obviously inspired by Holden. Gotta find the panels that are one step away from being Holden's "War is God" speech

So much of the issues related to transit governance is downstream from the fact that both the boards of these agencies and many of advocates in this space believe that transit is a welfare program that acts as “transportation of last resort” as opposed to a viable, affordable alternative to cars.

Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"

Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment

update from the rimworld modding community

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Finally finished Blood Meridian; I am more confused than ever

Blood Meridian constantly juxtaposing the beauty of nature with the cruelty of man is *chef's kiss*

I do not share the author's barely disguised fetish but they present it with such passion I am beginning to like it

well I got the anime guro gooner shooter on sale so there's that

Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day "I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off. There's silence for a second. "Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."

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Quattro wouldn't actually say this but Kai would and that's why I made the meme anyway

can't fucking wait to turn 36 and become a double adult who can watch mega pornography and buy the good cigs that make you healthier

neato

As witnesses later recalled, two small dogs just waltzed into the place, grabbed the cat, and waltzed out.

Damn it sure would be embarrassing for the writer of this if there were any medical conditions where people could walk but not for long distances

Pitchfork is good sometimes

All the centrists who rushed to fondly eulogize Charlie Kirk should have to read Trump's Reiner post every morning before they get out of bed.

Guess who only needs the bottom layer

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

I think about this tweet every day

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