Autism antibodies are stored in the foreskin.

The LA Public Library research librarian explaining what is going on with Charli and Taylor is outstanding work www.instagram.com/reel/DPXZIUa...

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What if Taylor had to write increasingly un-subtle lyrics about Travis Kelce’s penis until he finally understood it

Rudy Giuliani asked to leave Cuomo fundraiser because he keeps looking up “Tilly Norwood nude” on the iPad hooked up to the projector

It should be referred to as a Kavanaugh stop.

The assholes are outnumbered. Every day is a testament to this truth. I see it all of the time. Most people are decent.

We need to bring back the Golden Age of Television (HBO shows that get shut down because they killed too many horses)

The Sickos Committee Game of the Week Rankings - Week 5 THE BRUINS OF UCLA FIND THEIR WAY TO BANKS OF LAKE MICHIGAN TO BATTLE THE WILDCATS IN MARTIN STADIUM IN A BIG TEN CONFERENCE BATTLE ON THE BIG TEN NETWORK THE SICKOS COMMITTEE GAME OF THE WEEK IS UCLA AT NORTHWESTERN

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

Blue is a menace

Spaghetti really is great, though.

I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.

society would improve immediately if we just seized the assets of every person who wrote jeffrey epstein a birthday note

They shouldn’t be allowed to air Northwestern-Oregon on broadcast TV and instead FOX is giving it the Big Noon slot

the supreme court fucking sucks

Feeling rich as hell rn

Meatball! At the Pasta

Reading, Writing ... and Road Restrictions.

The best quote I’ve ever seen about this is that every Democratic leader of the 21st century is ideally suited by temperament and mindset to be in congress in 1995 debating the v-chip.

BREAKING: Jordon Hudson has dumped Bill Belichick for Kirk Ferentz

Happy Labor Day 🙂

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.

when it's time for northwestern football season

kind of fun to imagine the rest of the world flying their flags at 1.5 mast in reverse mourning though

Me to god: I PAY YOUR SALARY [prayers]

Snort laughed at work

It's incredible being a fan of the Phoenix Suns in the Ishbia era. May he live a thousand years.

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Oh, it's simple, the Boomers got their $10k college education and their $60k home then decided to pull up the ladders and rip up the roots of the American dream by putting in charge the worst people they could find, such as Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, and Donald Trump.

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

and remember if the defense takes away the Pluff route, scan the field and hit the RB right when he turns into the WR1

continue to think that a major issue is the extent to which too many elected democrats are mentally captive to the politics of the 1980s and 1990s in ways that leave them unable to try new things

Two movies nobody would believe are by the same director:

I've been taking scenes from DETROITERS & turning them into I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE sketches. #IThinkYouShouldLeave #Comedy #Detroiters

fuckin 10 years of therapy and not once has he integrated with Salesforce no wonder i'm not getting better

Finished my project of the summer tonight. Wouldn’t have been able to complete the list without my beloved LA Public Library.

Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her

Mulder, imagining a multi-armed space creature: “Scully, you ever heard of Edward 40 Hands?”

first look at Brendan Fraiser in The Whale (2022)

/grandly, in a voice that sounds like heavy rain falling on a tin roof "It's a little something called Apple Cider Vinegar."