Happy Friday to you guys

facebook reels is great because its the only place anymore where you can get a 14 second clip from a 1997 movie with the caption “wifes are out of pocket this days”

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

Just an all time masterpiece of a record. The run from Mass Romantic, to Electric Version to this is unimpeachable

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Bobson Dugnutt, Sleve McDichael, Raul Chamgerlain, Dwigt Rortugal, Anatoli Smorin, Tony Smehrik, Darryl Archideld, Todd Bonzalez, and Onson Sweemey.

Two movies nobody would believe are by the same director:

Finished my project of the summer tonight. Wouldn’t have been able to complete the list without my beloved LA Public Library.

One of the things that has pretty annoying is that if you have any kind of bullshit meter, if you have anything inside of yourself that doesn’t enjoy being lied to, the last couple of years of almost every area of public life have been driving you up a fucking wall

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney Had to finally release this from my head

It’s Mad Men and it’s not particularly close. I’d actually put it higher than any show on that list.

You guys are welcome over to our porch in West LA if you want to double feature with Joe Dirt or something.

every now and then i catch myself diligently reading someone’s long-ass thread on here before im like…hang on. i don’t care about any of this

Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate

Oh wow, someone who promises to represent every state and falls well short of that goal, who would have thought

A technology that could harness weird Jamelle Bouie reply guys as an energy source would immediately solve climate change.

/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice

Dredge (Black Salt Games 2023)

(Kelly Reichardt, 2019)

When Sonic is about to land on a spike

It of course remains the second best Elizabeth Warren thing next to “really loves the HBO show Ballers”

This is the hardest I've laughed at anything on the Internet in a long time defector.com/dave-mckenna...

Charlie Brown had hoes

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As a Dolphins fan we’ve considered this man evil for many years and it’s important society now understands it

Every time I watch Andor and see the dude from Coupling I automatically think “That’s the guy from Coupling”

(on a first date) not to brag or whatever but im REALLY good at the math puzzles in the blue prince

Barkley: Now, Magritte. I don't like him, Shaq <wheezing>: is it a pipe or not Chuck

one of the most important moments in television

I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time

Deeply strange entering middle-age at a time in world history where things are getting measurably worse. Just a continual psychic struggle of “is this fogeyism or are things just not what they used to be?”

I will probably be backing whoever wins here straight through to the finals......... but it should be Spike! A long filmography, but one that I think deserves luxuriating in at length. And in this era of gleeful racism, it's worth celebrating him as a unique, American auteur.

I still can’t believe that all of these horrors are being done by a fake government agency with a dumb meme name. It’s as if Clinton had invented a Department of the Ally McBeal Dancing Baby.

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

*describing one of my fav cheeses packaging so my partner can find it at the store* you know the real big cans of bumblebee tuna? ok so,,,

i'm just patriotic for cougar gold. you know the best cheddar in the world? they invented it to kill Nazis with

how about koko’s basilisk and its everyone pretending a gorilla can actually use sign language because they’re afraid it will hit them

Julien Baker, Mercury Lounge, Jan 2016. Chatted with her at the merch table after the show.

arguments over who would get blamed for a shutdown are insane. the median voter has no idea this is happening. the median voter knows one fact about politics and it’s that Donald Trump is the President

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

Beaker's favorite baseball team

Finally got the go-ahead to post my rejected theme song for Halt And Catch Fire. IT’S THEIR LOSS

Why do Bond movies need Oscars tribute numbers

I just want clips back at the Oscars.