Picard and Beverly Crusher: Will they or won't they?

I checked with god and you have permission to lib out now and then as a treat

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

smek

New hellhole just dropped

Congressman Marjorie Taylor Greene has unfollowed CatTurd on Twitter. (Not a joke)

the best experience

note to incoming bluesky users: you MUST bring your own joke understandings. members and staff are NOT responsible for explaining what, how, and why jokes are

If you’re new to bluesky you should find and account you like and pretend it’s your wife. Show its posts to your coworkers and be like I love her so much

And now y’all wanna fuck ChapGPT????? BRING BACK BULLYING!!! Get the tar and feathers!!!!

I feed on the souls of the Twitter migrants

House cats are small animals with big animal energy

Being married is you saying "what?" and your spouse responding "nothing, I was talking to the cat" forever

The hamster scene in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

The existence of Barbara Kingsolver implies the existence of Peggy Commonerstumped

He can't actually see it though

People in LA be like

GPT stands for Got Porn Too

The one good thing about them taking the horny restraints off ChatGPT is that we will never hear from some people again

I have a message from the Katie Porter campaign

"We are considering terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil" is an all-timer. Thank you Mr President, we appreciate your insights.

Seems bad

You gotta raw dog your way through protectionist fascism

Paper under review for 6 months at a journal

Pope ready to don inflatable frog suit

It's time for a little lame theory

NFL fans always arguing about butt stuff

LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

You guys may not be aware of it but there’s a silent struggle being fought between my competing desires to remain in bed, my need for coffee, and my urge to pee.

Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.

Isn't there a stronger signal of being a scammer than a scam college

while the similarities to a Musk "fork in the road" missive are unmistakeable maybe Bari's memo is just a sincere attempt to learn what journalists do

A better combo of action scene plus soundtrack than Neo and Trinity level building lobby + Spybreak!?

Oh I’m sure MAGA would have been fine with Joe Biden letting another country build an air base in Idaho. Calm down everyone.

“Multiplying protest frogs” 🤣

the DOGE-ification of CBS news

Huge blow to @kaioken8026's credibility moving forward

Passion of the Christ 2: Judgment Day

One key to the Blue Jays' success this year is the fact that they are so vastly underestimated. Other teams have been fucking up against us because despite everything, people are physically incapable of taking a Canadian team seriously. Our special ability "Cute-Seeming" induces an accuracy debuff.

Okay I was wrong there are Two problems with Mastodon

habeas corpus is the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa

Homelander is a Millennial which makes a lot of sense

Trump has been illegally bombing boats off the coast of Venezuela. Tim Kaine and Adam Schiff forced a vote on reasserting Congress's role over war powers and ending this reckless warmongering. It failed 48-51. Murkowski and Paul voted yes. Fetterman voted no.

brb just scheduling my second yearly check up in six months

the classic winning formula

Losing the war on woke

Is there a worse plague than this reply guy

Florida man!

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy