Part of Bari’s problem is she’s trying to go all-in on state propaganda during the regime’s low point, it’s like opening a flip-phone store

The TikTokification of Society

Unfrozen Claudeman Lawyer

If your lawyer is an AI tool on your phone, you're going to prison

we're going to get new He-Man movies long past the time that anyone who saw the original cartoons has died. in 100 years America will just be recollections of recollections of 1980s children's pop culture. President Ghostbusters will rule over the Popples Wastes

Janeway, Kirk, and Picard

DJ trying to solve an intractable sociopolitical issue: Let's just come together... To have a good time... Right here... Right now...

New unauthorized practice of law app just dropped

Turns out Barack Obama has the same midcult tastes of the average NPR listener his age

Nominative determinism barely even trying anymore

Girl on Love Island asked everyone if they knew where New Hampshire is and they all said no. I’ll never quit this show.

This is so fucking funny. This is what you make the night before a project is due in 3rd grade lmao.

who tf is trying to punish the jorkin bird?!

Not now possible flesh eating screwworm

you guys i'm starting to think plucking a random guy with a nazi tattoo out of nowhere to barf into the senate may not have been the best idea

Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad.

Knicks are back in the finals a Kato is in the news

Not now reptilian sewer humanoids

list of gay icons

If the 60 Minutes thing is proving anything it’s that a lot of people in positions of power think there is no crime greater, no injustice more profound, than being called out for being incompetent when you’re clearly fucking incompetent

BABE WAKE UP TARIFFS ARE BACK www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

a dad bod? you mean a father figure

“Even I, a guy who doesn’t even sing the songs I’m known for, think the pro ethnic cleansing concert series is a bit much”

Current status

Director of National Intelligence Jim Click

i know it is just a tiny issue in all this but those mega yachts are seriously a fuckin embarrassment lol

just found out that the director of Backrooms, the movie that is out in cinemas as we speak, was born in the year of our lord 2005, which just seems unreasonable to me

Subsequent obscure straits will emerge in order of difficulty of pronunciation for English speakers

Sir, there is another strait

The majority of you seem to have been born at some point.

why are all the food items at Starbucks rancid dogshit that you would only eat if you were actively starving to death?

it's actually very good that the average federal prosecutor is now a recent graduate of a barely accredited law school, we did this on purpose and we couldn't be happier with our decision. checkmate, libs.

Costco now sells paint buckets full of wine. Cus you know. Fuck it

Psychologists doing clustering be like: #statsmeme

Looks like Platner’s wife got you were at my wedding denised

there’s thunder lots of places. teams should be named after something you can ONLY find in their home city. the san francisco “guy who took too many chinese peptides and posted his dick on linkedin.” the dallas “specialized pistol holster that goes on your dick.” you get it

1950’s James Bond in the fanciest bar in the world: I want a pearl onion in gelatin, shaken, not stirred

Every day it's like

Breaking: Guy with Nazi tattoo engages in guy with Nazi tattoo type behavior

Woody gets a rejection after the fourth R&R

Ugh, emotions.

Find someone who improves your vibe like hot sauce does eggs'

Current status

Tired: Complexity Theorist Wired: Simplicity Empiricist

When the waiter tells you "Are you sure, it is very spicy":

Meowie Antoinette

NOT NOW FLESH EATING SCREWWORM

BREAKING: The Titanic musicians have backed out of Freedom 250.