And for the record this is not an “I’m so old” situation, this is “I’m not a fucking monster and so I don’t know the monster language” situation.

on the balance i think partisan gerrymandering is bad but the only way it ends is if democrats weaponize it against republicans everywhere they can. wiping out republican lawmakers in blue states might bring the GOP to the table to end the practice.

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

Hi! It looks like you've opened A DEPRESSING PIECE OF LONGFORM JOURNALISM instead of YOUR NOVEL DRAFT. Is this what you meant to do?

Trump hoping we focus on him being a gutter racist and not a pedo

You laugh, but I remember the guy whose dong was so huge he lost at pole vault

all my bits gone

my husband is taking an anatomy and physiology course and he just described it as “a class about meat, the different types of meat, and what the meat does”, then he paused and clarified “the meat of the body”

So you're saying there's more

I used “Who is your favorite Muppet?” as an ice-breaker in two meetings today. And everyone always nods approvingly at every answer. 10/10 question

Trump take food

Agree with this take 100%. Wife said there's gonna be "I Am In The Epstein Files" for sale at MAGA events soon and I think she's right. They're gonna celebrate it.

You're gonna disagree with some moots about all the shit going on. Some people cope with the stress through optimism and some wish Chuck Schumer to be flung into the Potomac. Try not to be too dickish to people you largely agree with and focus your anger on America's real villain, Michael Rapaport

Trump said the ONLY wage you’re getting is psychological

World fakbook

going through some old photos and found this from years ago that i took in richmond. what a building!

This is a mask *very* specifically associated with Atomwaffen and Nazi Terrorgram (as OP notes downthread)

This cannot be something a civilian law enforcement agent is allowed to wear in the US — and an agency that has a culture that tolerates this cannot be saved.

Hearing really grim stuff about The Post being decimated tomorrow. Wishing the best to all my former colleagues.

holy shit

Epstein is a teaching moment for all of us (to convey the idea of geodesic distance in network analysis)

This is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10 (IG: bowiethegoldenbear)

"If this movie were shown on a 'plane; people would still walk out..." 😬

When I open a can of cat food and some gets on my hand

this hed with this photo looks like an Onion banger

If you let them circle back you risk getting looped in

You may recall the many stories the paper ran—clearly fed to them by the administration—saying Harvard was about to fully capitulate any second now.

I just saw somebody refer to Chappell Roan’s Grammy dress as “vulgar,” which seems like an incredible missing of the point.

It brings me no joy to report that Ne*l Gaim*n has broken his silence in the dumbest, least effective way possible: by telling his Instagram followers to read Substack posts (written by somebody else) that allegedly prove the allegations are just a "smear campaign" Oh and he's writing a new novel 🤮

neil's perfect timing jumping in while nobody's thinking about high profile sexual assault for days on end or anything

Afraid your all pop tart diet won’t get you ripped? Introducing pop tarts protein for the millions of people who look at pop tarts and think, why isn’t this a protein shake?

Because I have seen this five times in 24 hours: it is “palate cleanser”. Not “palette cleanser”

The Pitt got greenlit for a season 3, out next February, and the announcement has very funny comment from HBO chairman Casey Bloys that’s like “yeah, turns out if you just make a TV show like how we used to make TV shows you can have a 15+ episode season every year 🤷‍♂️”

on this day 12 years ago bill de blasio dropped staten island chuck who later died of his injuries

The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.

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That stupid groundhog can shut the fuck up

i'm going to simmer that rotten little weasel with mirepoix, red wine and waxy potatoes

ten years ago today no one clapped

New paper out with Marshall Taylor and @olizardo.bsky.social: Functionaries: A Distributional Approach to Institutional Analysis Instead of institutions as things that contain people, we suggest institutions as expertise distributed across people. onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/...

i truly hate how much we are living in a bad script

Josh Shapiro patterned his whole speaking style after Obama, successfully became a popular purple state governor, and his national political rollout is going about as well as Ron DeSantis

The special election for Marjorie Taylor Greene’s seat’s in like 40 days, right? That’s going to be a very, very interesting piece of data.

Just an amazing thing to randomly tweet out.

NGL this description of Bsky in Vulture cracked me up

Alexander Skarsgård is big guy hardware running freaky little guy software

Venn diagram of had friendly email correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein and argued that wokeness is a dire threat to civilization that must be stopped before it finishes destroying freedom.