Paw Patrol is weak on crime

One planet's geopolitical crisis is one economist's differences in differences in modeling opportunity

ham curry and bananas, the hell did we do to sweden

(sort of scrolling past this a little too fast) go mets

The purity of JD Vance’s moral nihilism is a thing to behold in itself—a man who consciously chose, as an adult, to shed all principles and commitments beyond sheer careerism—but it acquires an additional dark beauty when conjoined with his unusual ability to have whatever he touches turn to shit.

The Mets can’t win but at least the Hungarian opposition can.

Hahahahaha Rodney Dangerfield fash edition big L

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Viltrumites in Invincible S4

Good news: things can’t get any worse. Bad news: that’s not true.

We have to blockade to save the tradeship

:sobbing: the taxation of trade routes is in dispute ::

A sad update from the peace talks in Pakistan: after 21 hours of discussions with JD Vance, the Iranian delegation have killed themselves

Getting up and acting like you planned it with the slow walk back to the dugout sends this clip to the stratosphere

New HBO drama: The Miniature Doctor: He's in charge of a chaotic ER but he's only five inches tall! (Part of the extended miniature people universe)

another data point for “fandom is bad”

oh shit they did the meme

Current status

“the National Weather Service has issued a freeze warning for Philadelphia” okay well I’m issuing a shut the fuck up warning to the National Weather Service

It’s hard to overstate how much of this moment is driven by people who got a taste of accountability and were very, very mad about it.

🕳️🪏

Me to Australian Bluesky users

why’s dogpiling got such a bad rap? I would kill to be in a pile of dogs

a “ceasefire” that lasted 17 hours and killed 254 people in lebanon is not a ceasefire and referring to it as one is inaccurate

Seagulls

Even if nothing happens tonight, the President of the United States of America has already threatened to use the Armed Forces to end a civilization in order to secure policy and regime change. That ketchup doesn't go back in the bottle.

Very funny Disney was like "we're not doing woke politics" and then the new season of Daredevil is entirely about an authoritarian backed by unaccountable secret police who go after people in restaurants and hospitals while the good guys debate the limits of direct action in a propagandized society

Area Man Just Wants To Throw One Good Punch In His Life https://theonion.com/area-man-just-wants-to-throw-one-good-punch-in-his-life-1819569049/

sure we haven't made any progress today but at least tomorrow will be exactly the same

Trump went from making insane genocidal threats this morning to hyping the “golden age” of Iran hours later, and he received no concessions in between. He’s an absolute basket case who needs to be removed from power before he follows through on one of his mass murder fantasies.

*checks notes* oh shit I haven’t been taking notes, where are my notes

Checking in on the status of the U.S. government:

Kid: But weren't you a congressman? Couldn't you have stopped the demented president from nuking a whole country? Aged Former House Rep: It was spring break. Now eat your bug stew

I can guess.

This doesn’t seem hyperbolic now

The meat condition

Look, people, it was either this or the status quo on trans people being allowed to (mostly) fully participate in society. You can see how it was an extremely difficult call.

i do not think today is the day to say trump’s real crime is making the tax code distributionally less progressive

The thing is, even in the unlikely event that the threat gets results, or in the more likely event that it's TACO Tuesday, Trump has immeasurably degraded our country to the world and there will be consequences, for all of us, at least.

sorry if this seems harsh but I don't think the president should be allowed to post "a whole civilization will die tonight" and still be president

Merrick Garland turns on the news, hears the president he refused to jail promise that a "whole civilization will die tonight," and thinks "golly, I hope someone will do something about that." He finishes his toast, then checks the availability of pickleball courts.

This is the moment in time when "the Slap" should've happened

would you still love me if i was a wormhole

I'm a napo baby (I love naps)

Mannequin Skywalker

He means it this time.