didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

i would chris benoit my entire family just for a chance at smelling her used panties

Computer, close pokemon showdown. Computer, show me images of anime women having sexual intercourse. Computer, open pokemon showdown.

Are women bourgeois?

Classic Hit Video Game Wolfenstein 3D #comic

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

I need everyone to understand that I will not only die for, but also kill for Browt

In 2026 we’re putting jacking off on layaway

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

he did it he made his brand worse. we didn't think it was possible but he did it.

Idk who made this but so I can’t give credit

My favorite ai guy ever “youre not mad at ai, you just hate how easy it is for people to make cp with ai” like fucking yeah buddy it’s weird your not also mad and coming to Ais defense

plain and simple: if you work for ICE, you should kill yourself

Big Butt MILF

Ok serious question how much for an extra inch or so

average Italian American from Long Island in Cyberpunk 2077

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

POV: you have just done 2 dmg to the ogre

nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell

Congrats to New York. You lucky bastards having good things happen to you

"Kids dressed in halloween costumes walking to a parade" do not present an immediate threat to law enforcement officer and riot control measures may not be used, Ellis says.

TWITTER USER: I can’t even with the hellsite today BLUESKY USER: I can’t even with the hellsite today MOLASSES MAN: Watch out, I’m sticky!

Horrid creatures. I hope we never see one in the Imperial City again.

Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians – "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

me watching season 1 episode 8 of smiling friends

Anniversary of a highly controversial day.

I am hearing that on his deathbed Charlie Kirk received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

My apologies witches, I wasn’t really familiar with your game

Im always saying this

Begone, mortal.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy

Oh god. Oh fuck.

Libs are the funniest people on the planet, I don’t care what anyone says. Like yeah no shit I don’t want to hear what George Bush is up to

All my friends say "FUCK THE HULK HOGAN"

gop war room

Sex with women

Instant Death! She Takes a Bazooka Blast to Her Face - Saki Ninomiya

Argh!

I think I need to kill myself

PORNOGRAPHY

Oh, no.